Spaceman Spiff Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 Just saw Bruce Allen in the grocery store. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warhead36 Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 2 hours ago, Spaceman Spiff said: Just saw Bruce Allen in the grocery store. Did he lowball the cashier when buying bananas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 5 minutes ago, Warhead36 said: Did he lowball the cashier when buying bananas? Hahaha nah. I spotted him from a few feet away when I was walking in his direction already, he was waiting for a self checkout line to open up. Came back through a minute later, looked like someone from the store was helping him use it though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 I haven’t gotten drunk a long time. I feel terrible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Chew Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 1 hour ago, Dr. Do Itch Big said: I haven’t gotten drunk a long time. I feel terrible Smoke weed, bro. Much better for your body than alcohol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 Weed sucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Renegade7 Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 Canadian Geese are the opposite of Canadian, they are straight assholes. One time one hissed at me while I was walking to 7-11, so i hissed back. Its beak was stuck open in amazement like it didnt know I could do that. Dont tell me you've never wanted to kick one like a soccer ball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 More like wanted to grab it by the neck an snap. And Doc just can't handle weed. Apparently his mind is as weak as his ankles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade7 Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 2 minutes ago, China said: More like wanted to grab it by the neck an snap. Once the apocalypse kicks off, I'm going to patent the walk up calmly and pounce like a common house cat move, spin it round my head like a helicopter Peaty Pablo style. A criminally easy target, they seem the least prepared for a survivalist human mentality. It's like they know they are federally protected, if they could talk its be all "dipwomatic imwunity, bwitches". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatBuzz Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 16 minutes ago, Renegade7 said: Dont tell me you've never wanted to kick one like a soccer ball. I'd prefer to shake it like a toddler but to each their own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 Why does she do this to me. Jesus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 And she's absolutely right, btw. The overwhelming majority of that stuff is a massive turnoff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 Easy to say when you look like that. Jesus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warhead36 Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 56 minutes ago, Dr. Do Itch Big said: Easy to say when you look like that. Jesus. Yeah I always laugh when gorgeous women talk about "natural beauty" and all that jazz. Same thing when movie star women talk about the struggles of motherhood as if they were a single mom working two jobs to feed their kids. Have some damn perspective. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mr. Sinister Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 8 hours ago, Warhead36 said: Yeah I always laugh when gorgeous women talk about "natural beauty" and all that jazz. Same thing when movie star women talk about the struggles of motherhood as if they were a single mom working two jobs to feed their kids. Have some damn perspective. You missed the point. Has nothing to do with not having time to do something. The women she's talking about have all the time they need, but are obsessed/focused on the wrong thing, or opting for surgery, when all they have to do is look closer at themselves and capitalize on the positive features they have, and that make them unique. Few women (and men for that matter) are born nearly flawless/hopelessly unattractive. There's a lot a person can do on their own to make themselves considerably less attractive than they really are. And I know a lot of women who are single with one or more children. That (keeping yourself looking good) isn't as impossible as you make it sound, certainly not in this area, with the overabundance of attractive single mothers. I thi k you wouldve had a better point if you brought up the fact that she's a celebrity, and has access to more higher quality products/stylists, etc than the average women (whom the overwhelming majority don't look all that much better than,if the situations were reversed. Many would look like your run of the mill attractive woman that you see everyday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 On 5/26/2019 at 5:33 PM, Chew said: Smoke weed, bro. Much better for your body than alcohol. now you tell me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ixcuincle Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 This CNN Colin Quinn comedy special is too funny. Anyone else see it last night. 🤣 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 On 5/26/2019 at 11:01 PM, Renegade7 said: Once the apocalypse kicks off, I'm going to patent the walk up calmly and pounce like a common house cat move, spin it round my head like a helicopter Peaty Pablo style. A criminally easy target, they seem the least prepared for a survivalist human mentality. It's like they know they are federally protected, if they could talk its be all "dipwomatic imwunity, bwitches". Why wait for the apocalypse? Do it in December, have yourself a nice Christmas goose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warhead36 Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 Back to work after a four day weekend is always brutal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 5 minutes ago, Warhead36 said: Back to work after a four day weekend is always brutal. Bright side is that it's a short week! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 12 minutes ago, Warhead36 said: Back to work after a four day weekend is always brutal. Ugh. I was so sad when the alarm went off this morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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