twa Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 getting ready to go on vacation reminds me why I don't go on vacation much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BALLz Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 In the world of plastic grocery bags, what would you say is the most dangerous weapon. I would go with corn. I've never gotten an ear of corn that didn't completely murder the bag it was being transported in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Sack of potatoes. Ever been hit with one of those bad boys? Concussion city Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Nice two days with the fam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Ah, the nice morning deuce. Love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Ah, the nice morning deuce. Love it. Indeed. Currently on the throne myself. I don't wanna get up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 You guys are awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rictus58 Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Slap her round the face with a wet kipper. Biscuits! Unless it's Oreo's. Or them Maryland thingies. They say 'cookies' on the packet so I figure they're all different and posh like. Hail. these? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveakl Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 I'm at the Toyota dealership getting my wife's van serviced. So far I have pooped in two of the three stalls. I have about 20 minutes left. Should I chug another cup of coffee and go for the triple crown? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Yes, you should, or take some Imodium. haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Should I chug another cup of coffee and go for the triple crown? duh. blow that joint out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momma There Goes That Man Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 What makes you guys have to crap every morning and why drink coffee if it does that to you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 I'm at the Toyota dealership getting my wife's van serviced. So far I have pooped in two of the three stalls. I have about 20 minutes left. Should I chug another cup of coffee and go for the triple crown? Touch 'em all. Grand Slam, bottom of the 9th Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 In the world of plastic grocery bags, what would you say is the most dangerous weapon. I would go with corn. I've never gotten an ear of corn that didn't completely murder the bag it was being transported in. Six packs of beer in the carton, those edges seem to always poke a hole in the bottom. Most of those bags are so thin and pathetic, anything could tear it. Hell, sometimes they tear just opening them up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveakl Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Coffee drank. Just waiting to see what gets done first. It's also the handicap stall remaining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 What makes you guys have to crap every morning and why drink coffee if it does that to you? Being regular is good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momma There Goes That Man Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 I've just never understood men's fascination with taking dumps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dfitzo53 Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 I'm at the Toyota dealership getting my wife's van serviced. So far I have pooped in two of the three stalls. I have about 20 minutes left. Should I chug another cup of coffee and go for the triple Why not? That third stall is your moon landing or your Everest, man. You have to do it because it's there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveakl Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 I've just never understood men's fascination with taking dumps. It's like giving birth (same chemical release in the brain) but less painful and happens multiple times a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 So, what you're saying is....you secretly want to birth a child? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momma There Goes That Man Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Multiple times a day? That's regular? I barely go multiple times a week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcsluggo Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Multiple times a day? That's regular? I barely go multiple times a week. Dr Sigmund would like to speak to you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 I imagine that avi is what Momma is like, sitting on the toilet trying to **** a dagger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Multiple times a day? That's regular? I barely go multiple times a week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfootballer Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 What makes you guys have to crap every morning and why drink coffee if it does that to you? Food from the day before? I drink coffee for the taste. Can't stand cold drinks in the AM. On the subject of pooping, I'm not the typical male that spends an hour in the bathroom. I get in, do my business and get out. I hate lingering on the toilet. Boring. And I'm not in to smelling my own business for an hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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