Dont Taze Me Bro Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Multiple times a day? That's regular? I barely go multiple times a week. I was talking bout once a day at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Is it weird that it feels good when I go #2? #prosteezy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 I gotta say, back in the day there was nothing better than drinking a cup of joe and smoking a jack on the can. Full ****ing release. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momma There Goes That Man Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 You guys are like dump trucks that make 15 stops to unload along the way. I'm holding onto my goods, chugging along making great time then stop once to unload. And then I'm back on the road again. Crapping 3 times in one morning like what was mentioned above at the dealership? How is that ideal for anyone. What a drag. I imagine that avi is what Momma is like, sitting on the toilet trying to **** a dagger That's pretty funny lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Is it weird that it feels good when I go #2? #prosteezyI once heard that gay sex is like one long continuous poop, so you might be gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 I once heard that gay sex is like one long continuous poop, so you might be gay. Welp. And it's 2015, I'm comfortable with being me. ::does cartwheel:: Might have to talk with the wife tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momma There Goes That Man Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 The good news Chewie is that there seems to be a lot of guys that enjoy a good dump, several in this thread already. You'll find someone bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 You'll find someone bro. Yeah, I hear craigslist is good. NSA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveakl Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Alas I only made two stalls. Just couldn't get a third outta me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momma There Goes That Man Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Yeah, I hear craigslist is good. NSA As long as you post the details of your experiences for all of us to read... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xameil Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 The good news Chewie is that there seems to be a lot of guys that enjoy a good dump, several in this thread already. You'll find someone bro. Maybe he can talk with his wife. They make things the woman can wear and reverse roles...lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Welp. And it's 2015, I'm comfortable with being me. ::does cartwheel:: Might have to talk with the wife tonight. Just make sure to take out the gag ball before playing Battlefield Hardline so we can understand what you're saying when you mic up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer_FFX Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Got back from visiting the wife's fam in TN recently. Good lawd, summer heat in the south - that heat smacks you in the face the moment you step outside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 welp, going to the movies tonight. wife and i flipped a coin at lunch...i wanted to see Antman, she wants to see Trainwreck. Lebron it is Though I hear it's supposed to be pretty funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 welp, going to the movies tonight. wife and i flipped a coin at lunch...i wanted to see Antman, she wants to see Trainwreck. Lebron it is Though I hear it's supposed to be pretty funny I took Tazette to see Minions this morning. She crapped on Antman the other day when I told her we were gonna go see it. Said, "Daddy, that movie looks lame. He's an ant, I don't like ants" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Yooooo! I had the new extra toasty cheezits. Pretty good but I am tootin' like a master trumpeter. Gas for days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Yooooo! I had the new extra toasty cheezits. Pretty good but I am tootin' like a master trumpeter. Gas for days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfootballer Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 ^^^LMMFAO!!!! I had Brussels sprouts. That did me in all day yesterday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 And I don't care. I won't ever be too old to find farts funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dfitzo53 Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Yeah it's that kind of week I guess. We had split pea soup on Monday followed by slow-cooked pork and sauerkraut with greens on the side on Tuesday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 And I don't care. I won't ever be too old to find farts funny. I'm the same man and having a little kid makes it even funnier. Wait until lil springy learns what they are and does it and laughs hysterically afterwards. I remember Tazette used to call them bubble poppers when she was around 3 yo. You would hear her rip one then it was immediately followed by her yelling, "Bubble popper!" then laughter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Haha! Yes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ixcuincle Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Police: Man hid under bed for 3 days at ex-girlfriend's home SPOTSWOOD, N.J. (AP) — A man who police say sneaked into a central New Jersey home and hid under a bed for three days before he was found was the ex-boyfriend of the homeowners' daughter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 And I don't care. I won't ever be too old to find farts funny. My man. sounds like your underwear is getting dunked on, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer_FFX Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 I'm the same man and having a little kid makes it even funnier. Wait until lil springy learns what they are and does it and laughs hysterically afterwards. I remember Tazette used to call them bubble poppers when she was around 3 yo. You would hear her rip one then it was immediately followed by her yelling, "Bubble popper!" then laughter. LOL - yes, so true. Lil Enforcette, coming up on 2 yo next month, for example, if I rip one will say "Daddy made poops!" And then starts cracking up. Kids do rejuvenate the fart humor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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