S.T.real,lights,out Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 So in the process of looking for a dog. My parents have always had dogs...but small ones. Looking for a good "big" dog. Thinking either Boxer or German Shepard. My sister has two boxers and they are great with kids. I only know one person with a German Shepard and it is great with kids as well. Anyone on here have one of these dogs? Any suggestions? I know Labs are great dogs as well but i have heard they are a total pain in the ass to train. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaGoonie55 Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 My best friend has a shepherd. I visit with the boys quite often and that dog loves my children. If i need to correct their behavior and speak in a stern voice, he will come to their side and "keep me in check". Very good animal and very, very protective. Would love to have one when the goons move into their own house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 Yesterday, I found out randomly that....only 1 in 19,000 men have a 10 inch penis. The odds have been forever in my favor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar78 Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 No joke, I'm reading this book by Jared Diamond that had a section talking about how British explorers finally made it into this "hidden valley" in Papua New Guinea in the 1900s and met an undiscovered tribe. The tribes people had never encountered westerners or western clothing before and thought they wore pants in order to conceal "a massive penis that was wrapped around the thigh". Science, bros. Science. On another aside, my wife texts me this morning: Do we have plans on Friday or Saturday this week? So I respond back: "Why? How much?" She gets all pissy and tells me not to answer a question with a question. It's a standard Woman-Trap question. The lack of details just cements the fact that I'm trying to be coerced in something I would not willingly attend or support. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamebreaker Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 I wanna see the warriors and clippers go at it in the western conference finals. That would be great, as I would just like to see Curry destroy Paul's ego one more time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcsluggo Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 Moving to Fredericksburg, VA this summer. Any tips on cool places to check out? The WaWa off of I-95 on Rt 3? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.T.real,lights,out Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 No joke, I'm reading this book by Jared Diamond that had a section talking about how British explorers finally made it into this "hidden valley" in Papua New Guinea in the 1900s and met an undiscovered tribe. The tribes people had never encountered westerners or western clothing before and thought they wore pants in order to conceal "a massive penis that was wrapped around the thigh". Science, bros. Science. On another aside, my wife texts me this morning: Do we have plans on Friday or Saturday this week? So I respond back: "Why? How much?" She gets all pissy and tells me not to answer a question with a question. It's a standard Woman-Trap question. The lack of details just cements the fact that I'm trying to be coerced in something I would not willingly attend or support. Ugh...i hate those texts on Monday. Like how the hell do i know if i have something going on...and i sure as hell dont feel like planning something on Monday for Saturday. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sticksboi05 Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 To have two teams with three games to go to reach the conference finals is nice. Week is filled with playoff games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 Here I was thinking that Mike Hunt would get a laugh. Did TEG just call him "Juboo" ? I don't see nothing wrong, with a little bump and grind. Autocorrect fail on the phone. But Jumbo will always be my juboo now. I <3 him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 Had a weird ass dream that I was in this goth themed restaurant/club. Red lighting and dark colored furniture. Pretty badass but the vibe was weird, like everyone was on the verge of going From Dusk Til Dawn on me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamebreaker Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 Watched John Dies At the End for the second time last night (I couldn't sleep after GoT). I love that movie, the book is even better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 Watched John Dies At the End for the second time last night (I couldn't sleep after GoT). I love that movie, the book is even better. Yeah, that was a pretty good movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 She gets all pissy and tells me not to answer a question with a question. It's a standard Woman-Trap question. The lack of details just cements the fact that I'm trying to be coerced in something I would not willingly attend or support. we are doomed to fail, bro. there's no right answer sometimes. it's their way. women are the devil. I get setup for the okie doke at least once a week. I think she gets off on confusing me. devil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 Watched John Dies At the End for the second time last night (I couldn't sleep after GoT). I love that movie, the book is even better. Awesome. Just added it to my library queue. Needed something new to read. Although I need to go back and finish the Sandman Slim series. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 Had a weird ass dream that I was in this goth themed restaurant/club. Red lighting and dark colored furniture. Pretty badass but the vibe was weird, like everyone was on the verge of going From Dusk Til Dawn on me. being torn to pieces by vampires might almost be worth it if Salma dances sexy for you first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 Gym is always full. MVP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer_FFX Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 Lil Enforcette loves watching her some Elmo. I mean, what toddler doesn't, right? So, she really likes this video w/ Elmo singing about making friends w/ crooner, Romeo Santos. But come on, Elmo - why does your loveable ass have to be nervous about approaching the brother muppet, of course shooting hoops in the hood? He has to resort to getting another brother to make the intro...LOL Mrs Enforcette always tells me to shut-up when I point that out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 Are Dominicans and Puerto Ricans considered brothers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 Are Dominicans and Puerto Ricans considered brothers? Are ankle sprains considered fractures? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 No? You cold as ice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 No? You cold as ice. man, walk up to a PR or DR woman and ask them if the two peoples are one in the same. You might get swung on lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 man, walk up to a PR or DR woman and ask them if the two peoples are one in the same. You might get swung on lol.Enforcer called them brothers, I was just wondering. Reminds me, I meant a Puerto Rican dude over the weekend, he said its annoying being called Dominican. I get the same thing, I get annoyed being called Mexican. Edit too early, my mind is everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer_FFX Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 You might get swung on lol. Swung on, and possibly: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 Froggy Fresh for the WIN !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 man, walk up to a PR or DR woman and ask them if the two peoples are one in the same. You might get swung on lol. Or shanked..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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