Dr. Do Itch Big Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 I've been tazed, it only made me madder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 I've been tazed, it only made me madder. I bet your neck absorbed most of the shock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfootballer Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 When I was about 15, my friend and I decided to jump on the back of a mailman's jeep. He knew us. He delivered our mail all the time. We were just joking hitching a ride. The son of a **** pepper sprayed us. I took the brunt as I was on the side behind him. That stuff sucks. I mean if he would have stopped and told us to get off the truck, we would have. Asshole. A side story. I was at this party and I saw this dude laying on the couch. He was wearing a flannel shirt and these big glasses. This stewardess said he got drunk off pot. She told me not to disturb her friend, he was dead tired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinfan2k Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 oh man Kim Kardashian posted a picture for her 27M fans. She knows every right move. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 I bet your neck absorbed most of the shock Sure as hell wasn't the ankles..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 A side story. I was at this party and I saw this dude laying on the couch. He was wearing a flannel shirt and these big glasses. This stewardess said he got drunk off pot. She told me not to disturb her friend, he was dead tired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Sure as hell wasn't the ankles..... oh man Kim Kardashian posted a picture for her 27M fans. She knows every right move. Just one conversation with her, bruh. She'd get a hit put out on Kanye and jump into my arms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinfan2k Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 seriously she is amazingly hot. there are few women that can match her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 seriously she is amazingly hot. there are few women that can match her. Not in the Tailgate, apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjunkies Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 I know that people hate her for some reason, but Kardashian is the definition of a bad chick!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRobi21 Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 She is reDONKulous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinfan2k Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 i wouldn't know what to do with her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Wife just freaked out when she put her finger in the baby's mouth and felt his first teeth. Two down on the bottom front. She was like, "Ew! Ew! Ew!" and I looked over wondering what was so wrong. She said they felt like little fish teeth. Just sharp bumps on the jaw line. Pretty cool though. His first baby teeth, almost 5 months to the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjunkies Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 So I totally forgot that Bob Dole is still alive. Good for him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoyler23 Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Wife just freaked out when she put her finger in the baby's mouth and felt his first teeth. Two down on the bottom front. She was like, "Ew! Ew! Ew!" and I looked over wondering what was so wrong. She said they felt like little fish teeth. Just sharp bumps on the jaw line. Pretty cool though. His first baby teeth, almost 5 months to the day. Pick up one of those little teething sack thingies that you can put stuff like frozen banana slices. it's been a lifeasver for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 So I totally forgot that Bob Dole is still alive. Good for him! Loved Norm MacDonald's impression of Dole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Absolutely mindboggling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 i wouldn't know what to do with her Ive got a five point plan in place. I know exactly what id do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 I absolutely would in an instant. ( Wife would probably give me permission) Yet for some reason I get the feeling she is not talented. (Never saw her video). That would be a horrible way to waste a free pass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjunkies Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 I absolutely would in an instant. ( Wife would probably give me permission) Yet for some reason I get the feeling she is not talented. (Never saw her video). That would be a horrible way to waste a free pass. That bubble is all the talent I need to get the job done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mocountyskins Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 It was so damn cold tonight and I had to walk outside without a coat. I thought I was going to have to pull a Luke Skywalker and slice a dog in open and crawl inside for warmth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooleyfan1993 Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 so, i think the dress is white and gold...anyone agree? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 I absolutely would in an instant. ( Wife would probably give me permission) Yet for some reason I get the feeling she is not talented. (Never saw her video). That would be a horrible way to waste a free pass. She'll get it. I give a good oral presentation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Sin you are setting me up for disaster. Let's just simply say I have great workouts, and they last without supplements. MoCo is Mick. I am becoming more and more convinced. If not ....pffftttt. I don't know what to say about the kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Off tomorrow........thank goodness. Two hour school delay........**** yeah. Gonna sleep in, then get Tazette ready for school, watch some cartoons with her for an hour, drop her off. And just chill all day watching movies/tv. Wife has been in Raleigh for work since yesterday morning (left at 5am) and leaves tomorrow at 3pm. So it's just been me and the kiddo. She snitched on me though, gotta work on that with her. I left her rainbow sherbet sitting on the counter top, so it melted and I had to toss it, wife just bought it Monday. So, I told Tazette, "Hey, lets keep this between us about the sherbet, don't tell mommy. If she asks, I'll tell her, lets just not point it out, ok?" She agreed. Then the wife called to talk to her and tell her good night. Tazette, "Mommy, guess what? Daddy left out the sherbet and had to throw it away, he ruined it!" Gotta learn this kid right......ain't no snitchin up in this house! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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