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      Cowboys versus Redskins - now that just sounds correct.
       
      Hello friends, JimmiJo here along with THE Spaceman Spiff. Space is already on the sidelines, yucking it up with the important people. Me? I'm thinking how grateful I am for the 3-car accident on the beltway...
       
      If you cannot get up for this game, there isn't enough viagra made on earth for you. After all; the Redskins are hosting their eternal rival, the Cowboys. Winner will be sitting on top of the division, with a truckload of bragging rights.
       
      What's not to like?
       
      Well, for starters, everybody and their mom is inactive. Chris Thompson Jamison Crowder, Paul Richardson, Quinton Dunbar; all inactive. What a time to have have your top two receivers out. The chatter here in the press box is Washington should do what they can to bring in receivers - to include making a trade with the Raiders for Amari Cooper.
       
      Then there's the question of which Redskins show up? They could come out and light Dallas up. Or, post an anemic effort to suffer another embarrassing lost. Neither would surprise me.
       
      One this is for sure, the distribution in fans is something like 55-45 Redskins. Already an embarrassment. Until you consider this team has done much to earn the lack of support.
       
      Still, you have offer the finger in the middle to those fans who sold their tickets to Dallas fans. What were you thinking?
       
      Back shortly...
       
      Inactives
       
      The Redskins declared the following players as inactive:
      o   No. 10 WR Paul Richardson Jr.
      o   No. 23 CB Quinton Dunbar
      o   No. 25 RB Chris Thompson
      o   No. 30 S Troy Apke
      o   No. 55 C Casey Dunn
      o   No. 74 T Geron Christian Sr.
      o   No. 80 WR Jamison Crowder
       
      The team held a touching tribute to my friend Rich Tandler, who passed this week.
       
      Follow along in-game on Twitter @Skinscast
       
      Half
       
      Did you hear the one about the team that got chance after chance but couldn't score more than a touchdown?
      That's right; they are tied at 7 at the half and completely anemic in the second half.
       
      "Against the run of play" is a term you hear in soccer all the time. It is applicable here. It means the better team is either tied or trailing.
       
      Whoever said football was fair?
       
      Washington needs to find a way to get hot in the second half. The Dallas Cowboys are infinitely beatable today.
       
      JimmiJo
       
      How do you like them apples?
      The Washington Redskins sent them home happy today. Along the way my ulcer started bleeding, I threw up twice, and peed the chair I was sitting in.
      Up by 10 at the two-minute warning, I did not expect to be hoping for a missed field goal to avoid overtime. But there I was, crossing fingers and toes and noticibly relieved when the ball bounced off the upright to seal the win.
      A lot of things had to go right for the Dallas Cowboys to even have a shot at the end. A lot more things went right for Washington.
      The Redskins held Ezekiel Elliot to just 33-yards rushing. They forced two fumbles by Dak Prescott, one of which went for a Redskins' touchdown, and sacked him a total of four times. 
      Ryan Kerrigan had his best day of the season, sacking Prescott twice, one of which caused the fumble for the score. Preston Smith scored the touchdown off of the fumble. Jonathan Allen and and Ryan Anderson each logged a sack. DJ Swearinger hit Prescott square on the ball to cause the other fumble by Prescott.
      And then there was the offense.
      Adrian Peterson defies time and physics in what he can still do on the football field. His ability to change directions instantly, the speed he still posesses, and his ability to play through multiple injuries is astonishing. He ran for 99-yards on 24-carries with a 4.1 yard per carry average. 
      Kapri Bibbs, the other back; added just 13-yards rushing. But as a receiver he caught 4 passes for 43-yards and the first touchdown of the game.
      Josh Doctson reeled in 3-receptions for 43-yards. Jordan Reed added 43-yards on his two catches. Maurice Harris logged 2 for 22-yards.
      Alex Smith had a adequate outting. He went 14/25 for 178 yards and a touchdown for a quarterback rating of 98.1. He was sacked once.
      His obvious miss of Jeremy Sprinkle running free in the end zone is almost cause for termination. Connect on that throw and the game is much more comfortable at the end. 
      The real stars of this show were the fat guys in the trenches. The offensive line that opened highway lane-wide holes for Peterson to run through, and the defensive line that wreaked such havok all game. 
       
      But we have to thank Dallas as well for things like an illegal snap to back the field goal unit up at the end. The holding call that negated the big gain one play before the sack/fumble/score was huge. They seemed to find ways to beat themselves.
       
      Despite the above, Dallas was right there until last miss that struck the goalpost. The win was entirely too close for comfort.
       
      But now that's it's over, I sure am enjoying the win.
       
      The Redskins sit alone at the top of the division after 6-weeks. They travel to New York next week where they can continue to help themselves with a win.
       
      But just because New York currently resides in the toilet does not mean they intend to roll-over and play dead. Washington will have their hands full if they don't get more production out of the offense.
       
      That's next week though. For now, I am intent on  enjoying an excellent victory. Against the Dallas Cowboys.
       
      What's not to like?
       
      Talk soon!
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4 hours ago, Warhead36 said:

Doing a Haunted House on Friday. Hope it isn't lame.

 

It's just barely October.  Lot of cats dont really get into it until the last week. 

 

Besides, it's still green and junk outside. You're getting dragged/guilt tripped into this, methinks.

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6 minutes ago, Mr. Sinister said:

 

It's just barely October.  Lot of cats didntcreally get into it until the last week. 

 

Besides, it's still green and junk outside. You're getting dragged/guilt tripped into this, methinks.

 

I haven't been to a haunted house since 10th grade, in my experience they are all pretty lame.  

 

 

Edit:  I remember talking about this in here years ago, but unless one is going extreme and doing McKamey Manor, rest are most likely pretty lame 

 

https://roadtrippers.com/stories/the-worlds-scariest-haunted-house-lasts-for-five-hours-and-covers-you-in-blood

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1 hour ago, Dr. Do Itch Big said:

I don’t get it. You not creeping till you make eye contact. 


Half of your posts make me wanna fight you. 

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8 minutes ago, Chew said:


Half of your posts make me wanna fight you. 

 

Pro tip.

 

200w.webp

 

 

 

 

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54 minutes ago, Dont Taze Me Bro said:

 

I haven't been to a haunted house since 10th grade, in my experience they are all pretty lame.  

 

 

Edit:  I remember talking about this in here years ago, but unless one is going extreme and doing McKamey Manor, rest are most likely pretty lame 

 

https://roadtrippers.com/stories/the-worlds-scariest-haunted-house-lasts-for-five-hours-and-covers-you-in-blood

 

Yeah, they are mostly lame unless you go with the heavyweights, but the actors themselves definitely aren't gonna get into it when it's Septober...

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1 hour ago, Mr. Sinister said:

More like watch helplessly as your leg disintegrates upon contact...

Aiming for ankles, we talking unstoppable force versus deck of cards?  Feel like knowing this information would be like kicking him in the balls and claiming to be champion of the world.

3 hours ago, Warhead36 said:

Doing a Haunted House on Friday. Hope it isn't lame.

If there's pumpkin voice there, just leave.  Last one I went to we were followed by someone with a real chainsaw, could smell the gas. 

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people hunting me down for the 40th HS reunion,I tell em I'm waiting for the 50th so more of them can die.

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1 hour ago, twa said:

people hunting me down for the 40th HS reunion,I tell em I'm waiting for the 50th so more of them can die.

 

 :rofl89:

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1 hour ago, twa said:

people hunting me down for the 40th HS reunion,I tell em I'm waiting for the 50th so more of them can die.

Image result for so dark, I love it

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9 hours ago, twa said:

people hunting me down for the 40th HS reunion,I tell em I'm waiting for the 50th so more of them can die.

The kids at our local HS play this game called “Assassin” every year. $75 bucks to enter. People get into pairs and you basically try to shoot people withwater guns. When hit they are out. Last team standing gets the pool money. 

 

 

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13 hours ago, Dr. Do Itch Big said:

I creep on guys too 😘


Do I make you Randy, baby? 


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[Drives through absurd fog to get to McDonald's and back home, for a day of glorious baseball]

 

Alright.... which one of y'all killed your wife and is now torturing the rest of us with your guilt? James Sunderland lookin' asses 

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mean people suck.  Smoke some refer and be nice. 

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Needed to have something new to put up for my booth in Marietta this weekend, so I painted this today. Seems like someone always loves penguins.

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