@DCGoldPants Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Mark Sanford debating a cardboard Nancy Pelosi...... Cardboard Nancy thoroughly whooped him on all the issues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfootballer Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 My wife likes to feed the birds. We have a squirrel proof feeder. While mowing the lawn this past weekend, I found feathers near the feeder. A trail of them went down the hill in our backyard and the head (only the head) was found at the bottom near the fence. Our neighbor has a cat that comes in our yard. 2 + 2 = murdered bird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momma There Goes That Man Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 That cat thing was awesome. I loved it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 My wife likes to feed the birds. We have a squirrel proof feeder. While mowing the lawn this past weekend, I found feathers near the feeder. A trail of them went down the hill in our backyard and the head (only the head) was found at the bottom near the fence. Our neighbor has a cat that comes in our yard. 2 + 2 = murdered bird. I grew up with cats. One of them was a former alley cat, and was borderline unstable, the other one was cute and cuddly. The crazy one one always used to hog the food, chase the other cat around the house, hissing like mad, and even hissed at a baby that my mothers friend brought in the house to show off one day. Even with all of that, I always knew that that particular cat was at least sincere. The other cat was completely different. Perfectly trained house cat. No issues whatsoever (on the surface). Very adorable, very low maintenance beautiful golden brown cat. I came home from school one day though, and went in the basement, where I could hear it going crazy. So I go down there thinking that it was the crazy cat that was making all the fuss, but it was the model citizen cat that was down there, mutilating a big ass cricket. When it saw me though, it's cover was obviously blown, and it was looking at me with an "Oh **** he caught me!" look on it's face, completely surprised, with a cricket in it's mouth, and a leg on the floor. After that, it would always still pretend to be lovable and adorable, but every now and then you would see it torturing insects, swiping them and batting them up in the air, and following it up with a Pete Sampras forehand. I have no doubt that it would've delightedly tortured birds and rodents if it were not a house cat, and actually went outside. So while one cat had "Issues," the other one was a controlled sociopath. It would also watch me sleep sometimes. I'd wake up, and it would be sitting in the corner across the room, staring at me. Cats are weird.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momma There Goes That Man Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 I grew up with cats. One of them was a former alley cat, and was borderline unstable, the other one was cute and cuddly. The crazy one one always used to hog the food, chase the other cat around the house, hissing like mad, and even hissed at a baby that my mothers friend brought in the house to show off one day. Even with all of that, I always knew that that particular cat was at least sincere. Great story I love my cat even though that thing is certifiably insane but I wouldn't change all the quirks about it that make me laugh. Cats have so much personality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellis Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unsonny Posted April 25, 2013 Author Share Posted April 25, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unsonny Posted April 25, 2013 Author Share Posted April 25, 2013 (edited) if you're THIS GUY......get off my internets!!!11 (and he's holding the phone wrong way up) Edited April 25, 2013 by unsonny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC9 Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 I would've emptied a mag into this guy... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Wqzaq5PFSk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsburySkinsFan Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 if you're THIS GUY......get off my internets!!!11 (and he's holding the phone wrong way up) "Hey hey hey they're smokin' the pots! I'ma nark, and they're smokin' the janga...go gettim! Wha....you don't care? Huh....no body but me cares?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ixcuincle Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 (edited) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgJ0TiGgFaY At 0:37, Mr. I Throw Bricks At Dogs is thinking "oh . . . oh ****!"If i were the dog-owner, I would have let them chew that guys mother****ing leg off. I also would have run over to the dude and punched him in his face as my dogs were chewing his leg off. Edited April 25, 2013 by PleaseBlitz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@DCGoldPants Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjunkies Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=iYHHb4qIeb4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-9- Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/bike-thief-2.jpg damn hoos.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unsonny Posted April 26, 2013 Author Share Posted April 26, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skin'emAlive Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 cccccombo breaker... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unsonny Posted April 26, 2013 Author Share Posted April 26, 2013 which image is more photoshopped?????....lulz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LD0506 Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 which image is more photoshopped?????....lulz Has to be #2, Biden's mouth isn't open Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 :rotflmao:,, that kid made me laugh. I'm an evil person, i guess. ~Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsburySkinsFan Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 which image is more photoshopped?????....lulzhttp://i.imgur.com/ic0rTEN.jpg Start the countdown until this shows up on my facebook feed by some Tightie-Rightie claiming Obama disrespected W. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitman21ST Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EBoz Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 (edited) [ATTACH]47740[/ATTACH] I guess this qualifies as owned. This is pretty good too. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/4900120/17-funniest-ever-epic-fail-sporting-gifs.html Edited April 26, 2013 by EBoz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueinBuf Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 That Mantis Shrimp thing isn't quite true, there are tons of aquariums with Mantis Shrimp in them, you just better not put anything else in there also most people use acrylic aquariums instead of glass(even though really only the largest species would be of glass breaking concern). Lots of people keep them as pets. The biggest Salt Water aquraium message board on the net has an entire section devoted to just mantis shrimp. I love going in and reading about them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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