Ellis Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC9 Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 Saw this on my facebook page this afternoon. Thought it was pretty funny (I already know a couple I would add): MAN RULESAT LAST A GUY HAS TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THIS ALL DOWN FINALLY, the guys' side of the story. ( I MUST ADMIT, IT'S PRETTY GOOD.) ... WE ALWAYS HEAR 'THE RULES' FROM THE FEMALE SIDE NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE THESE ARE OUR RULES! PLEASE NOTE. THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED #1 ON PURPOSE! 1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS. 1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT'S UP, PUT IT DOWN. WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN. YOU DON'T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN. 1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL. 1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE: SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK! STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK! OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK! JUST SAY IT! 1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION. 1.. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT'S WHAT WE DO. SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR. 1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT. IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS. 1. IF YOU THINK YOU'RE FAT, YOU PROBABLY ARE. DON'T ASK US. 1. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE. 1. YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING OR TELL US HOW YOU WANT IT DONE. NOT BOTH. IF YOU ALREADY KNOW BEST HOW TO DO IT, JUST DO IT YOURSELF. 1. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY DURING COMMERCIALS. 1. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DID NOT NEED DIRECTIONS AND NEITHER DO WE... 1. ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLORS, LIKE WINDOWS DEFAULT SETTINGS.. PEACH, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A FRUIT, NOT A COLOR. PUMPKIN IS ALSO A FRUIT. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS. 1. IF WE ASK WHAT IS WRONG AND YOU SAY 'NOTHING,' WE WILL ACT LIKE NOTHING'S WRONG. WE KNOW YOU ARE LYING, BUT IT IS JUST NOT WORTH THE HASSLE. 1. IF YOU ASK A QUESTION YOU DON'T WANT AN ANSWER TO, EXPECT AN ANSWER YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR.. 1. WHEN WE HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING YOU WEAR IS FINE...REALLY. 1.. DON'T ASK US WHAT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS AS FOOTBALL OR MOTOR SPORTS. 1. YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES. 1 .. YOU HAVE TOO MANY SHOES. 1. I AM IN SHAPE. ROUND IS A SHAPE! 1.. THANK YOU FOR READING THIS. YES, I KNOW, I HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT.. BUT DID YOU KNOW MEN REALLY DON'T MIND THAT? IT'S LIKE CAMPING... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EersSkins05 Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 This one is probably NSFW: And due to profanity in the title, I'm just going to link this one, which is also NSFW, but is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitman21ST Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 Is that a real person playing? Yes. Yes it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 (edited) Edited April 15, 2013 by The Evil Genius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 And due to profanity in the title, I'm just going to link this one, which is also NSFW, but is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. OMG hahahahahahhahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mongo2365 Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 [quote=EersSkins05; And due to profanity in the title, I'm just going to link this one, which is also NSFW, but is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. [/urlThat one was great. The Jesus counter, the grass catching on fire, the cameraman. :ols: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Botched Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 ^ Alien vs. Predator :ols: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 Oh hell the Bootleg Fireworks is a treat. get the water! ~Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcsluggo Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 <<hippo poop>> Hippos do that EVERYIME they poop...and they poop every 15 minutes.....and they ALWAYS use the little helicoptor-tail-poop-spreader action just to throw in a little extra insult to the injury. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBash Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 (edited) Edited April 16, 2013 by SuperBash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momma There Goes That Man Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 [quote name=EersSkins05;And due to profanity in the title' date=' I'm just going to link this one, which is also NSFW, but is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. [/urlThat one was great. The Jesus counter, the grass catching on fire, the cameraman. :ols:[/quote] I love how the Jesus counter went up by .5 when he said Reekris/Regis? That was great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 This one is probably NSFW: And due to profanity in the title, I'm just going to link this one, which is also NSFW, but is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC9 Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitman21ST Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 (edited) http://www.lolbrary.com/wall-content/83/wall-content-canada-44083.jpg Thanks to one stinking F bomb. Click on the link. Edited April 17, 2013 by Hitman21ST Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellis Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 ---------- Post added April-17th-2013 at 10:37 AM ---------- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@DCGoldPants Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EersSkins05 Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 (edited) Edited April 17, 2013 by EersSkins05 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 (edited) Quitting your job with style. ---------- Post added April-17th-2013 at 11:26 AM ---------- ---------- Post added April-17th-2013 at 12:00 PM ---------- Perhaps the greatest headline ever??? Edited April 17, 2013 by The Evil Genius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RansomthePasserby Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartacus87 Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 This has been making the rounds recently on a lot of TV, film, and entertainment blogs.... ABC Family's marketing department has done an interesting job of re-imagining what Batman Begins is about: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsburySkinsFan Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 This has been making the rounds recently on a lot of TV, film, and entertainment blogs....ABC Family's marketing department has done an interesting job of re-imagining what Batman Begins is about: "He fights for family...and lives for luuuuuve." What the heck is that?! :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ixcuincle Posted April 18, 2013 Share Posted April 18, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RansomthePasserby Posted April 18, 2013 Share Posted April 18, 2013 http://i.imgur.com/WJniYrv.gif Blue Shirt deserves a knee to the face for blindsiding a guy like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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