WION: Sweden makes sex an official sport, set to hold first European Sex Championship next week

[China]

Sweden makes sex an official sport, set to hold first European Sex Championship next week

 

Sweden has become the first country in the world to officially register sex as a sport and will also host the first-ever European Sex Championship in Gothenburg on June 8.

 

The championship which will take place under the guidance of the Swedish Sex Federation, will go on for six weeks with participants engaging in sexual activities under 16 disciplines, including seduction, oral sex, penetration, and more. 

 

The European Sex Championship will begin on June 8 and will go on for six weeks where participants will engage in sexual activities from 45 minutes to 1 hour each day with their matches and/or activities. The duration will vary depending on the match, however, some reports said that the competitions can go on for as long as six hours a day. 

 

The championship is set to witness the participation of 20 people from different countries, as per initial registrations. While the winners will be decided by a panel of three judges as well as audience ratings. 

 

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Are they going to stream this on PornHub?

[TradeTheBeal!]

Pretty sure this was a skit in The Groove Tube back in the day.

 

Edit:  Yup!

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Groove_Tube

Edited June 5, 2023 by TradeTheBeal!

[Simmsy]

Next week!? That isn't enough notice for me to defend my title as "Sex Champion"! I must train, play the montage.

[Fergasun]

Sounds awesome in the way "nudist colony" sounds awesome with a little bit of a downside. Will they have different weight clases?  I would argue unless you are having sex with the judges its going to be pretty subjective.  Will there be running commentary?  

 

Seems like the marketing campaign for a porno....

[Forehead]

I'm sure 16 "disciplines" was just a slip of the tongue.

[balki1867]

For the younger ES members out there, just remember that once you go pro, you lose your amateur status, which might affect your eligibility to have sex at the college level.

[LadySkinsFan]

Is there a same sex category?  Asking for a friend!

[Dan T.]

12 hours ago, Fergasun said:

Sounds awesome in the way "nudist colony" sounds awesome with a little bit of a downside. Will they have different weight clases?  I would argue unless you are having sex with the judges its going to be pretty subjective.  Will there be running commentary?  

 

Seems like the marketing campaign for a porno....

 

They're still looking for judges for the Seniors category.

[CobraCommander]

Is there a first to completion medal? That's where I'm a Viking. 

[Renegade7]

I'll be honest, not feelin this...

 

Pole dancing I kinda was looking forward for eventually seeing in the Olympics...I'll never see sex as a sport no matter how they keep track of points...

 

Kinda ridiculous how many people are in jail right now for having sex for money or can't got to police while being sex trafficked because prostitution is illegal...

 

But if it's in front of a camera it's porn and legal multbillion dollar industry...

 

Now if someone is keeping score it's a sport?

 

How's that "unreasonable expectations" conversation we try to implore kids now supposed to go?

 

This feels too much like comedy satire skit to take seriously, to each their own...

[Fan since a Fetus]

14 minutes ago, CobraCommander said:

Is there a first to completion medal? That's where I'm a Viking. 

They call me Bull while I’m in bed. Probably because I can last the whole 8 seconds. 

[GhostofSparta]

18 hours ago, Simmsy said:

Next week!? That isn't enough notice for me to defend my title as "Sex Champion"! I must train, play the montage.

 

[Die Hard]

[Captain Wiggles]

[Spaceman Spiff]

Pulling out is obviously an automatic disqualification.

[Long n Left]

I haven’t read a single word in this thread past the title. I just came here to give the entire thread two 👍 on general principle.