d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 Man, I went in on my work partners today. Think I'm going to double down on them tomorrow. Weird lil purge. F w me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 Went to throw my trash out...Undertow album. Girl in the dumpster. Literally. "I lost my phone" Guy outside of the dumpster holding the lid up. I didn't say a word...walked to the other dumpster and threw away my ****. Wtf. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califan007 The Constipated Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 11 hours ago, d0ublestr0ker0ll said: Went to throw my trash out...Undertow album. Girl in the dumpster. Literally. "I lost my phone" Guy outside of the dumpster holding the lid up. I didn't say a word...walked to the other dumpster and threw away my ****. Wtf. Soap opera for me...any repurrs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 1 hour ago, skinsmarydu said: Soap opera for me...any repurrs? No clue. Beforehand I saw a group of people shining flashlights in vehicles. They saw me and dipped. My dumb ass, just finished a workout, had my workout gloves still on...goes out there in dominant fashion to throw away the trash. My defensive psycho s*** is gonna get me hurt one day. I gotta stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjunkies Posted August 20, 2021 Share Posted August 20, 2021 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TradeTheBeal! Posted August 20, 2021 Share Posted August 20, 2021 Fear, pain, chaos, suffering… 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted August 20, 2021 Share Posted August 20, 2021 How the **** can the ATLiens album be TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD and still sound light years better than any hip hip made today? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TradeTheBeal! Posted August 20, 2021 Share Posted August 20, 2021 Walrus update! 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wiggles Posted August 20, 2021 Share Posted August 20, 2021 A group of walruses is called a huddle. 🤓 6 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry.Randolphe Posted August 20, 2021 Share Posted August 20, 2021 What's Andy Reid doing sinking boats during training camp? 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 I think one of the major reasons my wife tolerates my drinking is that I am a remarkably useful drunk. I started drinking today at 615. That is about 2 hours after my wife and neighbors started because I have a real job. From 615 to 730 I entertained both mine and all of the neighbors (11) kids by organizing a game of 4 square and then kickball. Then after my kids went to bed (my wife is asleep by now) i have (1) done all of the dishes, (2) folded a load of laundry, (3) organized the garage and (4) given the dog a much needed bath. 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tshile Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 9 minutes ago, PleaseBlitz said: I think one of the major reasons my wife tolerates my drinking is that I am a remarkably useful drunk. I started drinking today at 615. That is about 2 hours after my wife and neighbors started because I have a real job. From 615 to 730 I entertained both mine and all of the neighbors (11) kids by organizing a game of 4 square and then kickball. Then after my kids went to bed (my wife is asleep by now) i have (1) done all of the dishes, (2) folded a load of laundry, (3) organized the garage and (4) given the dog a much needed bath. oh dude you’re right. I got the same thing going on. Except we’re all sick so we’re stuck at home so I put the shelves together and unpacked some of my brewing stuff. Setting up the brewroom. Kegerator was busted, new chest freezer showed up today so I’ll build that tomorrow. crushing work late at night While crushing this bottle of eagle rare I am now going to make some air fryer cheese fries 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 27 minutes ago, tshile said: oh dude you’re right. I got the same thing going on. Except we’re all sick so we’re stuck at home so I put the shelves together and unpacked some of my brewing stuff. Setting up the brewroom. Kegerator was busted, new chest freezer showed up today so I’ll build that tomorrow. I mean I am useful to OTHER people. @tshile https://www.cracked.com/blog/6-harsh-truths-that-will-make-you-better-person 1 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tshile Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 For what it’s worth my wife wants me to finish the brew room and start pumping out kegs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjunkies Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 Why does Jason bother wearing a mask? I don't think some zombie serial killer thing would give a **** if you see his face before he does his thing. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wiggles Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 He wears the mask cuz he's insecure. I went to high school with Jason Voorhees. Sat next him in Geometry. 😬 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 I CHERISH @tsilile thumbs down 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 44 minutes ago, PleaseBlitz said: I CHERISH @tsilile thumbs down Drunk spelling kicking in... @tshile 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dfitzo53 Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 (edited) I am in awe of the productive drinks here. I am 100% the opposite. Edit: Unless the activity is something creative. Edited August 21, 2021 by dfitzo53 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tshile Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 5 hours ago, dfitzo53 said: I am in awe of the productive drinks here I also get up at 6 am regardless of when I go to sleep (unless it’s after 1 am…) I AM A MACHINE 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 7 hours ago, China said: Drunk spelling kicking in... @tshile I stand by my version. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tshile Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 Time to make my new kegerator. after moving twice and sitting in storage over 3 years the only part of my brewing equipment that didn’t make it was my kegerator. which is fine the chest freezer I made it out of was 10 years old when I got it for free and then I used it for 5 years so, whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Posted August 21, 2021 Author Share Posted August 21, 2021 @TryTheBeal! unless fate intervenes i will be going to a nearby casino to see quiet riot and skid row in the first week of sept i will be a local hire, too, but not having anything to do with sound this time...i will be responsible for their oxygen tanks and wheelchairs 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TradeTheBeal! Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 12 minutes ago, Jumbo said: @TryTheBeal! unless fate intervenes i will be going to a nearby casino to see quiet riot and skid row in the first week of sept i will be a local hire, too, but not having anything to do with sound this time...i will be responsible for their oxygen tanks and wheelchairs Thats a bill that’s even too crusty for me. Now, sub out Quiet Riot for Bulletboys and I AM THERE! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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