tshile Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 T ball is the worst i so desperately want to go out there with 2 other dads and work on routine ground balls. cause that would be 10000x more exciting that what this is 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 Just finished up with my vasectomy. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bearrock Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 1 hour ago, Springfield said: Just finished up with my vasectomy. Vaccine side effect? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 1 hour ago, bearrock said: Vaccine side effect? Having 3 kids side effect. 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoodBits Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 (edited) 2 hours ago, Springfield said: Having 3 kids side effect. Amen brother. Don’t touch the wife (or yourself) for two weeks, let things heal up. Make sure you get your samples checked after 3mo. Then go back and have it checked sometime between 6-9mo, and at a year. Most of the time when things grow back together, it’s within the first year. Source: me, dad of three, who had vasectomies after #2 and then again after #3. Edited May 1, 2021 by skinsfan_1215 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 15 minutes ago, skinsfan_1215 said: Amen brother. Don’t touch the wife (or yourself) for two weeks, let things heal up. Make sure you get your samples checked after 3mo. Then go back and have it checked sometime between 6-9mo, and at a year. Most of the time when things grow back together, it’s within the first year. Source: me, dad of three, who had vasectomies after #2 and then again after #3. Damn, my doc said he was going to check me after 2 weeks and 10 ejaculations... and I feel like if I’m shooting blanks then that’s all she wrote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoodBits Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 (edited) 32 minutes ago, Springfield said: Damn, my doc said he was going to check me after 2 weeks and 10 ejaculations... and I feel like if I’m shooting blanks then that’s all she wrote. Damn man get another doctor. Might have the new guy just redo it for you to be sure. In all seriousness though, it’s gonna take way more than two weeks to clear out the pipes. Don’t bother getting checked before 2 months. Edited May 1, 2021 by skinsfan_1215 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted May 1, 2021 Author Share Posted May 1, 2021 This is like the anti-parenting thread. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted May 1, 2021 Author Share Posted May 1, 2021 My parenting victory for the week: You know how silverware always comes with 2 size forks? I taught my daughter to NEVER bring daddy the worthless little fork. Always the big fork. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 3 hours ago, PleaseBlitz said: My parenting victory for the week: You know how silverware always comes with 2 size forks? I taught my daughter to NEVER bring daddy the worthless little fork. Always the big fork. Parenting victory: teaching your children the difference between various types of forks including a dinner fork, salad fork, seafood fork, and dessert fork (just to name a few - there are more obscure and random ones like pickle forks). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry.Randolphe Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 1 hour ago, China said: Parenting victory: teaching your children the difference between various types of forks including a dinner fork, salad fork, seafood fork, and dessert fork (just to name a few - there are more obscure and random ones like pickle forks). also teach them about different knives....especially the toe knife 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted May 1, 2021 Author Share Posted May 1, 2021 (edited) 7 hours ago, China said: Parenting victory: teaching your children the difference between various types of forks including a dinner fork, salad fork, seafood fork, and dessert fork (just to name a few - there are more obscure and random ones like pickle forks). True story: when i was growing up my mom forced me to read Etiquette by Emily Post, in its entirety. https://www.amazon.com/Emily-Posts-Etiquette-18th/dp/0061740233/ref=asc_df_0061740233_nodl/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=312242453238&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=11057664784453108453&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=t&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9008189&hvtargid=pla-332079172973&psc=1 So Im pretty much a savage, but i know my forks and always send thank you cards when appropriate. But seriously, **** that little fork. Edited May 1, 2021 by PleaseBlitz 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 OK, so back to raising kids instead of preventing kids... My wife and I finished up with our 6 year old's Kindergarten last week. We did home school from Calvert. A combination of Kindergarten and 1st grade to get their equivalent of what FCPS would consider Kindergarten. We did school 4 days a week for about 1-1:30 each time. Frankly, I think that we are more happy that he finished than he is. Teaching is HARD. Especially when you're only teaching to one person. You know if that person isn't paying attention or doesn't have interest in the subject. It can be frustrating. Our guy was really, really good for most of it and retained a lot of the information and did well on most of the tests. So we are lucky. He is ready and willing to learn and even outside of "school" he's trying to learn new things. All that said. We are no teachers. We have a rising Kidergartener as well (so 1st grade and K next school year). We can't feasibly do 2 kids home schooled. We are totally ready for school to start full time next school year. I appreciate you teachers. 3 minutes ago, PleaseBlitz said: True story: when i was growing up my mom forced me to read Etiquette by Emily Post, in its entirety. https://www.amazon.com/Emily-Posts-Etiquette-18th/dp/0061740233/ref=asc_df_0061740233_nodl/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=312242453238&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=11057664784453108453&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=t&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9008189&hvtargid=pla-332079172973&psc=1 So Im pretty much a savage, but i know my forks and always send thank you cards when appropriate. But seriously, **** that little fork. We refer to them as "little fork" and "big fork". Big fork is for adults and little fork is for kids. The end. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tshile Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 Yo who the **** decided a tooth was worth 5$ ridiculous 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bearrock Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 53 minutes ago, tshile said: Yo who the **** decided a tooth was worth 5$ ridiculous The hell? Why is my tooth fairy paying $20 per? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabbyrwock Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 1 hour ago, tshile said: Yo who the **** decided a tooth was worth 5$ ridiculous 16 minutes ago, bearrock said: The hell? Why is my tooth fairy paying $20 per? I found that it wasn't the amount, but the novelty. For my son the tooth fairy either left 2$ bills or 3 nice shiny one dollar coins (they're gold). 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tshile Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 54 minutes ago, bearrock said: The hell? Why is my tooth fairy paying $20 per? Idk that **** sound whack better fix that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bearrock Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 7 minutes ago, tshile said: Idk that **** sound whack better fix that Too late. I have a better chance of ousting Snyder 😢 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabbyrwock Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 39 minutes ago, bearrock said: Too late. I have a better chance of ousting Snyder 😢 Have the tooth fairy pay less if the teeth aren't well brushed. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted May 10, 2021 Author Share Posted May 10, 2021 Tell your child that the Tooth Fairy lost her job due to Covid and is now destitute and has been forced into sex work. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoyler23 Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 17 hours ago, tshile said: Yo who the **** decided a tooth was worth 5$ ridiculous I got a baggie of golden coins and half dollars and it's easy to make it look special. But if they're already getting fivers - you may be out of luck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momma There Goes That Man Posted May 11, 2021 Share Posted May 11, 2021 God damn, I got a $1 per tooth growing up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted May 11, 2021 Share Posted May 11, 2021 40 minutes ago, Momma There Goes That Man said: God damn, I got a $1 per tooth growing up I got a quarter. My brother pulled the second one on purpose by tying a string from my tooth to the doorknob and slamming it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted May 11, 2021 Author Share Posted May 11, 2021 I got a Kennedy half dollar. So they weren't worth much, but they were kind of cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted May 22, 2021 Author Share Posted May 22, 2021 (edited) First ER trip for the boy today. He had a stomach bug all week and puked like me in college, and got dehydrated. He’s good now. Edited May 22, 2021 by PleaseBlitz 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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