Chew Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Easter sex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 As for candy there are several I'd go for: Reese's peanut butter cups Snickers Almond Joy Kit Kat Of course you don't get for Halloween what I'd really want which is something with dark chocolate like Hershey's Special Dark, or Dark Chocolate M&Ms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Almond Joy... It's a injustice to even be put in the candy aisle with the other low rent candies. Could be served on a dish at 5 star restaraunts for dessert. The correct answer is Heath Bar. Or if you have extra cash lying around, See's California Brittle. I love necco wafers! but they aren't my favorite. That's just because your Dad loved them. But he was a complete Philistine when it came to candy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 My memaw's chocolate covered peanuts, hands down. Yumgasm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 I don't really hate them. They have that nostalgic thing going on. My mother always kept all kinds of old-timey candy around most other kids I knew hated. Necco Wafers, Black licorice, Goldenbergs Peanut Chews come to mind. As long as it wasn't circus peanuts or Mary Janes. Those truly sucked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_Bleed_B&G Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Sour patch kids no contest. They make your farts stink terrible too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattFancy Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 My top 10: 1. Reese's Cups 2. Twix 3. Swedish Fish 4. Snickers 5. Take Five 6. Sour Patch Kids 7. Kit Kat 8. Baby Ruth 9. Butterfinger 10. Milk Way Honorable Mention: Skittles, M&M's, Starburst Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigDaddyShoo Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 It's all about the white chocolate Kit Kats. MMMMMMmmmmmm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PF Chang Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 I've always assumed circus peanuts were meant to be a punishment. Old people candy to me is like playing a "claw" arcade game where the majority of the prizes are awful but a few are bearable. I don't even know how my grandparents acquired the stuff -- random candies wrapped in randomly colored plastic. The kind with the wrapper meant to look like a strawberry. I figure there is one giant factory making all of this candy in my personal hell of Lancaster, PA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulSkin Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Necco is also responsible for Mary Janes, Squirrel Nut Zippers, and those Valentines hearts, You can also add them to Pepsi and set it on fire for a fun Halloween trick. http://www.buzzfeed.com/katienotopoulos/21-things-you-didnt-know-about-necco-wafers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonArtest15 Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Reese's. Easy. Best time of year is Halloween, Christmas, and Easter when you get the larger sized cups with 2x the amount of peanut butter *drools* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s0crates Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Just posted this on the random funny thread, but it may belong here: http://foodspin.deadspin.com/candy-corn-is-garbage-1653312351 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Kit Kat, for me. I have been traumatized by peanut butter, so Reese's is off the list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve09ru Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Kit Kat, for me. I have been traumatized by peanut butter, so Reese's is off the list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 I hate you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mocountyskins Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 lol you said you like your candy hard...hahahahahahahahahahahhh People don't hand this out but the best candy is Caramel apples for sure 100% no question Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stugein Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Butterfingers and candy corn. ♥ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Kit Kat, for me. I have been traumatized by peanut butter, so Reese's is off the list. Wait, let me guess... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.T.real,lights,out Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Peanut M&Ms &Sour Patch kids for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 s0crates posted this in the Random Funny Article thread, I thought it belongs here: Candy Corn is Garbage Many people like candy corn, such as hobos, serial murderers, and Satan. But actually, candy corn is terrible. If you give it out to trick-or-treating children this evening, you belong in ****ing prison. Hey, do you know what would be a great autumnal confection? A candy that tastes like a candle. Especially if it is shaped like corn. That is a thought process someone had once. His name was George Renninger, and he worked for a company called Wunderle Candy Company in the 1880s, and if there is any justice in this broken world, a demon is using him as a Q-Tip right now. Click on the link for the rest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 I actually really like candy corn. Something about the texture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve09ru Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 always found myself biting it in sections by the colors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 always found myself biting it in sections by the colors exactly. Take off the white tip, then the orange middle, then the yellow end. It's strangely satisfying - like cracking your knuckles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Wait, let me guess... Not quite that traumatizing, but when it happens to you as a kid,its something you can never get our of your head. This girl was eating peanut butter at lunch back in 1st grade, and its like she was possessed by the Devil or something. She just starts hurling everywhere. And I mean everywhere. Caused one other kid to throw up too. By the time she was done, she had sprayed the table, the floor, herself, the seat she was sitting in, everything. I still remember seeing it dripping off the seat and into a puddle. And that awful smell of peanut butter and whatever else was inside of her body. Ever since then, I have not been able to even stand the sight of whipped peanut butter, let alone the smell. I still ate Reese's for awhile, but even then, you'd get one that had more peanut butter in it than usual, and i just had to put it down for good. Peanut butter cookies as well. You could probably torture me with peanut butter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visionary Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 1. Three Musketeers 2. Nestle Crunch 3. Kit Kat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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