skinsmarydu Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 We've got writing spiders. OMG, those things are gigantic, and their webs are awesome, but if I have to beat back another one, I'm gonna freak out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 Writing spiders? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 5 hours ago, skinsmarydu said: We've got writing spiders. OMG, those things are gigantic, and their webs are awesome, but if I have to beat back another one, I'm gonna freak out. Lemme guess what the writing said..... " Diiiiieeeee" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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PokerPacker Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 Oh my. I slumped my head down onto my desk upon reading something in here, and as I did so, an insect scurried across my screen. Which one of you planned this? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visionary Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 Yikes. That would be scary. 6 minutes ago, PokerPacker said: Oh my. I slumped my head down onto my desk upon reading something in here, and as I did so, an insect scurried across my screen. Which one of you planned this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 8 hours ago, Mr. Sinister said: Lemme guess what the writing said..... " Diiiiieeeee" I dunno...I wonder if they can be trained to spell out HTTR... But we're leaving the one that's covered the front porch light...It should look pretty cool by Halloween. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 If admin were to ban everybody that bumps this thread for a few days, i'd be totes fine with it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 Ban myself? Hmmmmmmmm. * Nope. Not gonna happen. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 @PCS I hate everything that you are. I hate you being. LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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GhostofSparta Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-horror-filled-space-experiments-brought-to-you-by-nasa/ In space, no one can hear you shriek in fear like a little girl. Quote #4. They Took Spiders Into Space For A Lighthearted Experiment, And They Adapted Disturbingly Well bella67/Pixabay If I were Science King, my second order of business would be to punch any subordinate who begins his grant pitch with "Let's take some spiders and ..." squarely in the groin and throw them in the scorpion pit. It wouldn't be a spider pit, because my first order of business would be to nuke all spiders. (Yes, I realize spiders are important to the ecosystem. I wouldn't be a very good Science King.) That's why it pains me to see that not only are we happily taking spiders to space, but that they'reactually adapting eerily well. In 2008, NASA figured that they'd get children interested in space by introducing spiders, which is sound logic in the sense that a cool car captures far more attention when you stuff it full of murderous clowns. So they sent a couple of orb-weaving spiders -- the same species as Charlotte from Charlotte's Web -- to the International Space Station and let them do their thing. At first, the spiders were clueless in their new weightless environment, and weaved their webs like drunk frat boys in a confetti factory: NASAHa! Stupid spiders. And if that would've been the end of it, no one would have batted an eyelid. But after a couple of days' hiatus, the spiders gave it another go. They tore down the original web, set to work again, and somehow leveled the **** up: NASAD-did I say "stupid"? I meant "Sir." Yep, in a matter of days, two spiders figured out a completely alien environment and adjusted accordingly, weaving perfect webs in the weightless abyss of space. The story doesn't tell whether they escaped immediately afterwards by weaving their own fully functional spaceship and flying it to another planet to further advance their newfound space skills, but let's just say it wouldn't surprise me if David Bowie turned out to be a prophet. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xameil Posted October 7, 2016 Share Posted October 7, 2016 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Xameil Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 Lol...spider is giving her a facial.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 2 hours ago, mcsluggo said: spider goth girl So a goth is walking down the street with a huge tarantula crawling around on her shoulder. A policeman passes, does a doubletake, and says: "That's... that's revolting! What are you doing with that disgusting creature?" "Chitter chitter click click" replies the tarantula 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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PCS Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/03/this-massive-huntsman-spider-in-australia-is-what-nightmares-are/ Quote This massive huntsman spider in Australia is what nightmares are made of Aphoto of an enormous Hunstman spider spotted in Queensland, Australia, is terrifying social media users. Barnyard Betty's Rescue, an animal rescue and sanctuary located in the Brisbane Valley, shared the photos of arachnid Charlotte on its Facebook page. Initially posted last year, Barnyard Betty's staff admitted they were left stunned when the photos of Charlotte began being shared by thousands around the globe this week. *Click Link for More* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 (edited) https://www.thedodo.com/gigantic-spider-rescue-2077841330.html Ugh...make that YIKES! N/M, just realized same pic was in link above. Edited November 3, 2016 by Riggo-toni Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 What that looks like to me: images upload 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 The dark side of evolution... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Chew Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 Haha! **** you, bish! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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