Champskins Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 Goodell: Oh man, we really got those 'Skins this year, so what do you have in mind if they beat you twice again next year? Mara: I'm still trying to figure out how we won the Super Bowl with "Wayne from the Wonder Years" at QB DO NOT QUOTE THE PICTURE WHEN MAKING COMMENTS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hazel-Ra Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 Mara: It's a priveledge to meet you Mr David Caruso. Goodell: It's a pleasure to meet YOU, Mr Foot Tappin' Disgraced Former Idaho Senator Larry Craig. Both: LULZ!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfootballer Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 Goodell: Didn't I tell you to keep your ****ing mouth shut Mara? Do you know what the **** you just did with your comments? Danny and Jerry are going to shove it right back up our asses. Mara: Sorry boss. I don't want them in on our....ahem....deal, so I tried to throw them off track. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zazzaro703 Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 "If all else fails we can still flag the Redskins for phantom penalties like we have since The Dan took over in 1999." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy614 Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 Goodell: I'm not wearing any pants. Mara: Neither am I. Goodell and Mara: giggle giggle giggle...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aamiha73 Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 Those wax figures are remarkable. (overheard by random passerby.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jservs7 Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 Mara: Thanks for helping us have a chance to defend our title this year Roger. We need as little competition in the East as we can get. Goodell: Well you know me, I'm a man of my word. Ready to keep your word John? Mara: Yup, I'm all oiled up and ready to go. Goodell: Great, see you at our usual meeting place in 20 minutes. I hope you aren't wearing the same perfume as last time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HogNose Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 Mara: If they get RG3 then we're screwed. Goodell: Yeah. well that about sums it up.....but at least we still were able to screw 'em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DogofWar1 Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 Mara: And so I asked the committee to take their 2nd round pick too, but they wouldn't let me. Said it was too much. Which stinks, because now I can't invalidate their RGIII trade. Goodell: All I'm hearing right now is that we're not nearly all powerful enough yet. Time for another hare-brained scheme to create a power grab! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWFLSkins Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 Hey can I call you Ginger? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rdskn4Lyf21 Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 Hope this doesn't count as quoting it...was attempting to make a demotivational poster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-Dog Night Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 Es ist nicht Wahrheit, die zählt, sondern Sieg! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brotherz Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 Search your feelings Roger. . . . I AM YOUR FATHER!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 If they think that was something, wait til they see what we do to Philly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califan007 The Constipated Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 I hope this is ok to do, cuz posting the pic is kinda necessary...but... Am I the only one who sees this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAP_Pete Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 "Sorry, Roger, I thought Danny Boy and the Cryptkeeper would just bend over and take it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RFK Lives Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 Commissh - "No, I do not go to John Beck's barber. Why do you ask?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gibbsfan2018 Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 I hope this is ok to do, cuz posting the pic is kinda necessary...but...Am I the only one who sees this? Winner. That is too funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaybrant Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 (Discussing The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo) Commish: Yeah.. but I found it hard to believe that James freaking Bond would fall for that nasty chick with the tattoos and all that **** in her face... And whats up with her hair.. I had a nightmare about that chick and he's hittin it?? Makes no sense. Mara: You realize that's my niece right?? Commish: That ain't your niece........ That's your niece?? Mara: ......... Commish: She Nasty!!!! Mara: *thinking to self* I can't stand this ******* but not much I can do.. He is the commisioner.. Next best thing, I'll find a way to screw the Skins and Cowboys. That always makes me feel better. Commish: *thinking to self* Why is he smirking at me like that?? Always knew this cat was a little funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hailer21 Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 Mara: Isn't it great to be such a pile of stinkin' **** underneath our appearance of class, dignity, and integrity. The Tyrant: Yeah John, it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Win4us Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 Goodell: Alright Mara, i kept my end of the bargain holding up your "spirit of the cap" BS & giving the turds and skins cap penalties Mara: You sure did sweety, i suppose it's my turn now huh? Goodell: Yep, so bring your kneepads and chapstick and meet me over in that tunnel Mara: Roger roger...only this time i'll use a little less teeth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HailGreen28 Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 (snip beavis and butthead pic) (snip beavis and butthead pic) Other than one picture with beavis and butthead wearing suits, and the other picture of them in their normal t-shirts, what am I supposed to see here? I don't get it... :whoknows: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tibbidoe Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 What are we going to do tonight, Brain? The same thing we do every night, Pinky. TRY TO DESTROY THE NFL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawBBQSauce Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 What are we going to to tonight, Brain?The same thing we do every night, Pinky. TRY TO DESTROY THE NFL! So much win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJD2 Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 I'm a &$#@. Yeah me too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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