E-Dog Night

I sometimes find the internets tricky

Your score is: 3061 (Drafting Ability: C+, Player Quality A, Future Draft Picks: N/A) Your Picks: Round 2 Pick 21 (CINN): Jonathan Cyprien, SS, Florida International (A) Round 3 Pick 23: Bacarri Rambo, FS, Georgia (A) Round 4 Pick 22: Chris Faulk, OT, LSU (C+) Round 4 Pick 26 (SEA): A.J. Klein, ILB, Iowa State (A) Round 5 Pick 5 (SEA): Adrian Bushell, CB, Louisville (A) Round 5 Pick 8 (NYJ): Brandon Sharpe, OLB, Syracuse (E) Round 5 Pick 21: Brian Schwenke, C, California (A) Round 5 Pick 29: D.J. Hayden, CB, Houston (A) Round 6 Pick 23: Denard Robinson, WR, Michigan © Round 6 Pick 26 (SEA): Dennis Johnson, RB, Arkansas (D-) Round 7 Pick 22: Colby Cameron, QB, Louisiana Tech (D) ---------- Post added March-25th-2013 at 09:09 PM ---------- No doubt. Matt Elam falling to the third round? Not bloody likely. He'll be a steal in the 2nd. Bacarri Rambo falling to the third round (like he did for me) will not happen either.

That's pure comedy.

I have tried to use firstrowsports on my iPhone and it definitely does NOT work. They say they are trying to make a working mobile site so stay tuned, but as of right now, no.

Burgold starts some unusual threads.

That guy got the "I have a headache" treatment for about a month after that. Maybe more.

http://www.firstrowsports.tv/sport/american-football.html

As far as I am concerned, the entire state of Texas can **** itself from here to eternity, starting right up the putrid ******* of the state known as Dallas. I hope a mother****ing F-284 tornado 100 miles wide sweeps through the state and finishes its journey at that new **** stained toilet bowl of a stadium, swallows it whole like a French whore, and spits it out all over Jerry Jones' front yard. I don't really mean any of that, it was just fun to write.

It is indeed. I just had a battle between Lionel Ritchie and Nature. I chose Nature.

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No nudity or actual curse words, but I think this is far enough in the "adult content" genre that I can't post the pic here. Funny. http://fatpita.net/images/image%20(4555).jpg

From "PFT: Redskins not giving up on Portis" thread.

Here's what you missed. "She's from India, which is like an African country in Asia." "I am not African!" "Why are you so dark then?" Honestly, I think this has to be fake. No one could be that stupid.

Terrorism Preparedness Guide The U.S. government has a new website, Ready.gov. It's another attempt at scare mongering in the style of the old "duck and cover" advice after WWII. The fun thing is that these pictures are so ambiguous they could mean anything! Here are a few interpretations: If you have set yourself on fire, do not run. If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud. If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your shoulder. If you are sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about it instead of seeing a doctor. Use your flashlight to lift the walls right off of you! The proper way to eliminate smallpox is to wash with soap, water and at least one(1) armless hand. Michael Jackson is a terrorist. If you spot this smooth criminal with dead, dead eyes, run the f*** away. Hurricanes, animal corpses and the biohazard symbol have a lot in common. Think about it. If a door is closed, karate chop it open. If your building collapses, give yourself a bl*wj*b while waiting to be rescued. Try to absorb as much of the radiation as possible with your groin region. After 5 minutes and 12 seconds, however, you may become sterile. After exposure to radiation it is important to consider that you may have mutated to gigantic dimensions: watch your head. If you've become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that s**t. http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blductandcover.htm

Other funny signs.

Not just that, but a center of intelligence named after Bush...the height of irony. Think "The Bill Clinton Center for libido willpower." But yes, the building is named after George I. I've driven by that sign maybe a hundred times. It's on route 123 in McLean, VA. Almost drove off the road in a fit of hysterical laughter the first time I saw it.

A couple of variations on a classic.

Random stuff...

Some of mt latest favs from http://icanhascheezburger.com/

Youngster knows computerz.

I lol'd at this.

Sweet Jesus. I don't even know what to say about that. Remind me never to play online Texas hold 'em. Dude probably doesn't get a whole lot of sun.

Can someone explain to me what's going on here?