tibbidoe Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 So much win. NARF! (Great cartoon!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracelander Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 "Oooh Baby We're Gonna Screw Them Skins" (I edited the original to show comparison, not to quote pic.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s0crates Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 Goodell: The reporters are asking questions. So many questions. They said you had a conflict of interest. They asked why I signed the contracts. What are we going to do? Mara: I'll tell them the Redskins and Cowboys violated the spirit of the salary cap. It is brilliant! Goodell: What kind of moron are you? Don't say anything. Anything you say can and will be used against you. I'm scared. People are asking questions. So many questions . . . Mara: Don't be scared Roger my sweet, we just won't say anything at all. We'll just put out a vague statement that actually says nothing, then refer people to that statement. Goodell: Its genius Daddy, but the reporters were asking about collusions and conflicts of interest. I'm still scared. What will the mean arbitrator do to us? Mara: Don't worry my child, Burbank ruled in our favor against the players during the lockout, he will do so again. <demonic cackling>. Goodell: <mimics demonic cackling>. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main-Maine Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 Goodell: The reporters are asking questions. So many questions. They said you had a conflict of interest. They asked why I signed the contracts. What are we going to do?Mara: I'll tell them the Redskins and Cowboys violated the spirit of the salary cap. It is brilliant! Goodell: What kind of moron are you? Don't say anything. Anything you say can and will be used against you. I'm scared. People are asking questions. So many questions . . . Mara: Don't be scared Roger my sweet, we just won't say anything at all. We'll just put out a vague statement that actually says nothing, then refer people to that statement. Goodell: Its genius Daddy, but the reporters were asking about collusions and conflicts of interest. I'm still scared. What will the mean arbitrator do to us? Mara: Don't worry my child, Burbank ruled in our favor against the players during the lockout, he will do so again. <demonic cackling>. Goodell: <mimics demonic cackling>. I like this one the best! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IBleedB&G Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 Mara: $36 mil was a pretty hefty bounty you put on the Redskins to take them out. You learn that from Gregg Williams? (awkward laugh) Goddell: John, I really can't focus on this right now. I'm way too concentrated on holding in this fart. Mara: Sorry, sir. Do you need help? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiingspadee Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 Mora: Commish, we were destroyed last season by the Redskins. However, we won the Super Bowl. Commish: Yes, we in the office are worried though. Mora: Why? Commish: Word has it the Redskins are about to trade up to the #2 pick. Favorite to be picked is Robert Griffin III Mora: So, Rex destroyed us twice last year....and now we will have a younger, faster, and more improved Vick in the East. Commish: Correct. Anything we can do to help stop the Redskins from being a problem to you guys? Seeing as how they have 40 million in space. Mora: Didn't they take advantage of the uncapped year? Commish: That was years ago, I don't know we can do much in spirit. Mora: Hmmmm maybe I can think of something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FSUSkins24 Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 What are we going to to tonight, Brain?The same thing we do every night, Pinky. TRY TO DESTROY THE NFL! DING DING DING! We have a winner. The Beavis and Butthead pic was good, and a few others were too... but that was beautiful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charles mannley Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 Mara: Hey that is one ugly suit Roger, but you wear it well. Goodell: Yeah your tie is pretty ugly to. Is that a women's blouse made into a tie? Mara: Why yes thank you for noticing. It matches my team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDane Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 Mara: Hurrrrrrr! Goodell: Duurrrrrrr! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boss_Hogg Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 Yoda voice: "Always two there are, no more, no less: a master and an apprentice." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsfan12 Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 The Donald: You're Fired! Nelson: Ha Ha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AzSkinsFan63 Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 Mara; Do you think our lawyer can beat the collusion rap? Goodell; Definitely collusion..keep wages down...definitely collusion...definitely collusion..keep wages down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poman Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 Yoda voice: "Always two there are, no more, no less: a master and an apprentice." This made me laugh and cringe at the same time....weird? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aireskoi Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y145/tadhoo/mara-goodell-trump.jpgThe Donald: You're Fired! Nelson: Ha Ha! So many of these are so good. Nelson really got me, and I didn't watch The Simpsons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingGibbs Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 Mara-"I can't look you in the eye after last night." Goodell-"Yeah and they think the Redskins and Cowboys are strange bedfellows." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticVillain Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 (Tying in a past story with a current story. ) Mara: Why does John Beck keep throwing footballs at us? Goodell: Shanahan probably told him to do it. He should have asked a better Quarterback. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Champskins Posted March 27, 2012 Author Share Posted March 27, 2012 Goodell - "thanks for the help and taking the blame, but i'd like to apologize in advance" Mara - "oh yea, why's that?" Goodell - "rumors floating around that there's now a sexual bounty on your wife..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebluefood Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 What are we going to do tonight, Brain?The same thing we do every night, Pinky. TRY TO DESTROY THE NFL! This one is winning by a wide margin so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhodus333 Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 Mara: ill bet u a million bucks i can make the redskins and the cowboys work together Goodell: I call bull ****.... your on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HailGreen28 Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 (Tying in a past story with a current story. )Mara: Why does John Beck keep throwing footballs at us? Goodell: Shanahan probably told him to do it. He should have asked a better Quarterback. good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kjames35 Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 i hope this is ok to do, cuz posting the pic is kinda necessary...but...Am i the only one who sees this? http://sportsradiointerviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/mara-goodell.jpg http://images.starpulse.com/photos/previews/beavis-butthead-p21.jpg classic!! Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticVillain Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 good one. I was starting to think nobody would get it.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kjames35 Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 Goodell: You could have woke me before you left last night. Mara: I'll make it up to you tonight, Biiiiaaaaach!! Put a hat 'em and you get: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hogs Ahead Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 Goodell: I get that you can't beat the Redskins, but since when have the Cowboys ever scared anyone? Mara: Their goddamn skanky ass chearleaders gave me something last year. Every time I take a leak I swear I they hear the screams in Dallas and are laughing at me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HailGreen28 Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 I was starting to think nobody would get it.... lol. It was a good one you came up with. I can picture it now.Beck: "I can't do that. If I hit him, do you know what he could do to me?" Shanny: (intense glare) "Throw the ball." (Beck's pass misses Mara's head by inches) Mara: (ducks) "What the??" (looks in Shanny's direction, flips him off, and walks quickly off the field.) Shanny yells at Mara: "Hey little Mara! You got off lucky!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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