Lie to Me...Tailgate Game

[Kosher Ham]

Going to go with the 2nd one

Nope. She had a crush on me in HS, and I thought she was only average. Turns out she got prettier and prettier over the next two years that I knew her. As a senior, I was kicking myself when she became a junior. Wow.

[zoony]

There is no way Henry went to see a porno with his wife. That is all.

Okay, here are 3 more for me:

1. I have stood within a few yards of Emporer Hirohito

2. My lawnmower is worth more than a 2005 Accord.

3. In college I ate a cricket for $55

.......

[Corcaigh]

A close relative was executed by firing squad.

My wife won a world championship in track and field.

I have friends.

[zoony]

A close relative was executed by firing squad.

My wife won a world championship in track and field.

I have friends.

1 is the lie. I'm pretty sure they do public stonings in Ireland

[Corcaigh]

1 is the lie. I'm pretty sure they do public stonings in Ireland

No, old blighted potatoes are used. Not very effective.

It was a six-man firing squad. With guns.

[Henry]

There is no way Henry went to see a porno with his wife. That is all.

You would think that. And yet, that was true.

Okay, here are 3 more for me:

1. I have stood within a few yards of Emporer Hirohito

2. My lawnmower is worth more than a 2005 Accord.

3. In college I ate a cricket for $55

.......

This is tough because I believe all of them.

I'll take a stab and say #3. That's a lot of money for one cricket.

[Mr. Sinister]

I was going to get in on this yeasterday, but never got around to it. Those of you who I conversate with on a regular basis should automatically be able to get two of these. Heres mine:

1.) In one night, I met:

Faith Evans

Wyclef Jean

Dikembe Mutombo

Ray Allen

Juwan Howard

Patrick Ewing

Mitch Richmond

Gloria Estefan

Alonzo Mourning

Tim Hardaway

2.) I have been in an apartment building, inside a room where 12 hours prior, a fatal double stabbing had occured, with everything still left there, besides the bodies/murder weapon.

3.) I was once within about 6 km of a tornado,while inside a moving vehicle...

[Kosher Ham]

Do I have you guys stumped ?

[mcsluggo]

1) I intersepted the first pass I covered in my first HS football game

1) I am blessed or cursed with having to cope with a tremendoulsly large wang (depending on your perspective)

2) I once bumped into, and almost knocked down, one of the joint chiefs of staff on his way out of the west wing

[Dan T.]

Did you almost knock him down with your tremendously large wang? In that case maybe YOU should be called the chief of Staff.

[Springfield]

So I've been watching this one from work for a couple of days. I like this thread, lots of fun. It is now time for me to join in.

1. I don't eat breakfast meats.

2. I married the first woman that I ever slept with.

3. I have only held one job in my entire life.

[China]

So I've been watching this one from work for a couple of days. I like this thread, lots of fun. It is now time for me to join in.

1. I don't eat breakfast meats.

2. I married the first woman that I ever slept with.

3. I have only held one job in my entire life.

I'm gonna say #3 is the lie.

[BuddyLeeGhostHunter]

I have dressed as a french maid and Aunt Jimama.

I have never smoked weed in my life.

I've lived in 8 different states, all for more than a year each.

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1. I don't eat breakfast meats.

2. I married the first woman that I ever slept with.

3. I have only held one job in my entire life.

#1 is the lie. Although #3 is tempting, who can pass up good sausage or bacon?

[boysetsfire]

I'll play.

1. Got on my high school varsity soccer team as a freshman.

2. I was once in a band as the drummer.

3. Went with one girl to prom, left with a different girl and at my friends after party left with another girl.

[Springfield]

I'm gonna say #3 is the lie.

#1 is the lie. Although #3 is tempting, who can pass up good sausage or bacon?

Both are incorrect.

I can't stand bacon, sausage, Canadian bacon or any sort of breakfast meat. This is quite contrary to most full grown white American males. No, I'm not a vegetarian either. I have in fact only held one job my whole life. I started working there before junior year in high school and am still employed there to this day. My role in the company has changed drastically, but I receive a paycheck from the same company that I did in June of 1998.

My wife is not the first woman that I have slept with. She was the second however I have slept with more than two girls in my life.

---------- Post added May-12th-2011 at 11:14 PM ----------

I'll play.

1. Got on my high school varsity soccer team as a freshman.

2. I was once in a band as the drummer.

3. Went with one girl to prom, left with a different girl and at my friends after party left with another girl.

I'm going with #2.

[Bubble Screen]

1. Played junior college basketball.

2. Scored 36 pts in a basketball game.

3. Hit 20 foot buzzer-beater to win AAU game.

[mcsluggo]

There is no way Henry went to see a porno with his wife. That is all.

Okay, here are 3 more for me:

1. I have stood within a few yards of Emporer Hirohito

2. My lawnmower is worth more than a 2005 Accord.

3. In college I ate a cricket for $55

.......

3 is the lie.

although.... I once paid roughly $55 dollars for a restarant to bring me a heaping bowl of stir fried crickets

---------- Post added May-13th-2011 at 05:44 PM ----------

My second go round, brush with fame edition

1. I pissed in the corner of Patrick Ewing's bedroom

2. DeeDee Ramone kicked me in the head

3. Billy Kilmer dated my mom for a few months in the early 70s

~Bang

1 is the lie (although it could have been a dorm party...?)

mr. ramone took a stage dive at the 930, i am guessing.... and we all know your mom had bad taste (go sony!)

---------- Post added May-13th-2011 at 05:47 PM ----------

1) Drank beers and traded stories with Marcus Washington at a bar in Blacksburg

2) Been teargassed in a riot

3) Kissed a former Victoria Secret Model

#3 is the lie. (what you do in the privacy of your bathroom with a glossy magazine is your very own business)

[DarrellsMyHero28]

#3 is the lie. (what you do in the privacy of your bathroom with a glossy magazine is your very own business)

:rotflmao:

Good call.

[mcsluggo]

I have dressed as a french maid and Aunt Jimama.

I have never smoked weed in my life.

I've lived in 8 different states, all for more than a year each.

those are all believable to me... but i will guess that #2 is the lie

[Teller]

Another crack at it for me:

1) I got drunk once and made out with my sister-in-law

2) I nailed an 18-year old, six-foot-tall stripper when I was 33.

3) I once took a hit from Stanley Richard, and he went down but I didn't.

[Burgold]

I'll go for three theatre ones

I have sung and danced on the Kennedy Center Opera House Stage twice.

I played a tune on Richard Roger's piano.

I interviewed Christine Chenowith and Venessa Williams after they appeared together in a burlesque striptese called Broadway Bares.

On HH's... I think it's the six foot stripper one. Unless, he was really cute. Then I'm guessing that one.

[mcsluggo]

1) I intersepted the first pass I covered in my first HS football game

1) I am blessed or cursed with having to cope with a tremendoulsly large wang (depending on your perspective)

2) I once bumped into, and almost knocked down, one of the joint chiefs of staff on his way out of the west wing

Did you almost knock him down with your tremendously large wang? In that case maybe YOU should be called the chief of Staff.

ok.. nobody is buying my wares... (although anybody that wants to call me chief of staff is welcome to do so! )

my organizatin has tried NUMEROUS times to phase out a very old and very huge mainframe computer that performs some crucial back-office accounting functions. That Wang computer (from the late 80s, I believe) takes up a whole massive conference room and has so many blinking lights ans spinning gizmos it looks like an original star trek set. I have to maintain some information in teh system, and i feel like I am playing "Z.O.R.K." everytime i open the cobalt coded interface.

I also was in the "staging area" between the old executive office building and the west wing and accidently bumped into this guy http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norton_A._Schwartz before I noticed all of the stars on his shoulder. In spite of my tremendous wang, neither of us fell over, and we both politely said excuse me and went our seperate ways.

i was approximately 3foot 2inches and 63 pounds at teh begining of high school... and never played football on my school team.

[Teller]

I'll go for three theatre ones

I have sung and danced on the Kennedy Center Opera House Stage twice.

I played a tune on Richard Roger's piano.

I interviewed Christine Chenowith and Venessa Williams after they appeared together in a burlesque striptese called Broadway Bares.

On HH's... I think it's the six foot stripper one. Unless, he was really cute. Then I'm guessing that one.

BZZZZZZZ!!!!! (And SHE was fine, BTW.)

[BuddyLeeGhostHunter]

those are all believable to me... but i will guess that #2 is the lie

Nope. #3 is the lie here. I've never smoked week in my entire life. I have lived in Maryland my entire life.

[renaissance]

I'll play.

1. Got on my high school varsity soccer team as a freshman.

2. I was once in a band as the drummer.

3. Went with one girl to prom, left with a different girl and at my friends after party left with another girl.

You's a hoooooooooooooooo

1. Drove from Minnesota to Virginia on Christmas Eve/Day last year.

2. Hitchhiked my way from Wellington to Auckland, New Zealand when I studied abroad there.

3. Had my first ever beer at a bar in Austria when I was 15.