Capt. Kaos Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 3 more,- I am allergic to excercise - I hitchhiked from Frederick, MD to Las Vegas, NV in 3 days - I Did shots with Charlie Sheen at a bar in Vegas No guesses?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubble Screen Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 No guesses?!? I'll guess 2 is the lie. Now what about mine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted May 14, 2011 Author Share Posted May 14, 2011 I either knocked Stanley Richard on his ass, or made out with my sis in law.....hmmmmm..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 You's a hoooooooooooooooo 1. Drove from Minnesota to Virginia on Christmas Eve/Day last year. 2. Hitchhiked my way from Wellington to Auckland, New Zealand when I studied abroad there. 3. Had my first ever beer at a bar in Austria when I was 15. Lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 1. I smoked weed every day for one year. 2. I lost my virginity to a black girl. 3. I have never used cocaine in my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted May 14, 2011 Author Share Posted May 14, 2011 1. I smoked weed every day for one year.2. I lost my virginity to a black girl. 3. I have never used cocaine in my life. 1 is the lie. Right? Am I right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 1 is the lie. Right? Am I right? You'd hope... and be wrong. I've done bad things when I was younger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted May 14, 2011 Author Share Posted May 14, 2011 You'd hope... and be wrong.I've done bad things when I was younger. 3 would have been my second choice, but that's probably wrong too. And honestly. the first time I toked, I was 34. The story would be thread-worthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubble Screen Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 I've never smoked weed in my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted May 14, 2011 Author Share Posted May 14, 2011 I've never smoked weed in my life. May I respectfully recommend the White Widow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubble Screen Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 May I respectfully recommend the White Widow? What is that? ---------- Post added May-14th-2011 at 01:51 AM ---------- Btw, no one guessed my lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted May 14, 2011 Author Share Posted May 14, 2011 What is that? An utterly paralyzing, sound altering, happy time experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubble Screen Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Hog, Still not sure what it is. But I'd take some of the BLACK Widow.:hump: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 #3 is my lie. I've smoked weed for a year of my entire life. I was once a very, very big pothead. I am still for "the cause" but I choose not to partake. If anyone wants to know why I quit smoking weed, I'd gladly start a thread on that one. I've never done cocaine. I won't ever do cocaine. I've heard one too many bad stories on coke and won't ever, ever go that way... no matter how drunk I am. My first girlfriend (and who I lost my virginity to) was a black chick. She was about at white as white (acting) as they come. Complete with manic depression and all. She was a trip. I saw her later in live and she was "completely happy" with how I was in life. I'm so glad I got away from a chick like her. I went black, I won't ever go back. (sorry in advance) ---------- Post added May-14th-2011 at 02:39 AM ---------- PS: It was probably like 3 or 4 years if I'm being honest. And I'm drunk so I'm being completely honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
royallypwned Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 #3 is my lie.I've smoked weed for a year of my entire life. I was once a very, very big pothead. I am still for "the cause" but I choose not to partake. If anyone wants to know why I quit smoking weed, I'd gladly start a thread on that one. I've never done cocaine. I won't ever do cocaine. I've heard one too many bad stories on coke and won't ever, ever go that way... no matter how drunk I am. Wait, if #3 is your lie, then you HAVE done it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Kaos Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 I'll guess 2 is the lie.Now what about mine? Nope, me and a buddy, 3 days flat. I'm gonna go with #2 for yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACW Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 winners. Too easy i guess...I did lose in High School 7 times actually. (111-7) and did miss almost my entire my junior year (17-1) because of grades......couldn't even make a 2.0 in the 11th grade.......sad but true. nope i have a copy......I coached a year with his brother in law. The play book is 2 inches thick and it was a 1 week playbook (a separate playbook each week) insane!!!! Who's the Pro Bowler? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubble Screen Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Nope, me and a buddy, 3 days flat.I'm gonna go with #2 for yours. Ok, my next choice is #3. And #2 isn't a lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarrellsMyHero28 Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 An utterly paralyzing, sound altering, happy time experience. Yes. ....so I've been told. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted May 14, 2011 Author Share Posted May 14, 2011 Yes.....so I've been told. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 May I respectfully recommend the White Widow? We went to a coffee House in Amsterdam in 1996 that had that on the menu. "Dutch Flowers" was the name of the coffee house iirc. Anyways, the four of us just had coffee. The table of hooligans next to us, however, ordered some of this white widow. It looked like a giant snowflake. They couldn't keep the joint lit, it was so damp. The table next to us got really ****ed up, then they went to a wax museum, where hilarity ensued. On another note, Amsterdam might be the most dangerous city in Europe to walk around stoned. Buses, cars, trolleys, bicycles... take one wrong step and you will get plastered. They probably won't even stop after the fact. I really felt bad for that table of hooligans having to walk around Amsterdam high ---------- Post added May-14th-2011 at 03:44 PM ---------- There is no way Henry went to see a porno with his wife. That is all.Okay, here are 3 more for me: 1. I have stood within a few yards of Emporer Hirohito 2. My lawnmower is worth more than a 2005 Accord. 3. In college I ate a cricket for $55 ....... Just realized I never answered this. #3 is the lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted May 14, 2011 Author Share Posted May 14, 2011 We went to a coffee House in Amsterdam in 1996 that had that on the menu. "Dutch Flowers" was the name of the coffee house iirc.Anyways, the four of us just had coffee. The table of hooligans next to us, however, ordered some of this white widow. It looked like a giant snowflake. They couldn't keep the joint lit, it was so damp. The table next to us got really ****ed up, then they went to a wax museum, where hilarity ensued. On another note, Amsterdam might be the most dangerous city in Europe to walk around stoned. Buses, cars, trolleys, bicycles... take one wrong step and you will get plastered. They probably won't even stop after the fact. I really felt bad for that table of hooligans having to walk around Amsterdam high I was so stupid after that, that I desperately wanted to stand up, walk across the room, and get a piece of cake, but I couldn't. And then the echo started. I didn't realize there were strains of weed that could do what that **** did to me. Loved it, but I probably wouldn't do it again. Amsterdam is definitely on my bucket list. From a distance, it doesn't seem like there's a place in the world that could be as radically different from most of the US as that is; in what seems like a very, very good way. Just realized I never answered this. #3 is the lie Wow. Cool. Would love to hear the Hirohito story. Oh, and in my last one, #1 was the lie. I never made out with my sis-in-law. I was involved in a sideline collision with Stanley Richard, and he went down, while I didn't. (Though my camera went flying ) Admittedly though, he slipped, whilst trying not to kill me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
techboy Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Anyways, the four of us just had coffee. This is the lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Just realized I never answered this. #3 is the lie Hah! I knew it! And for the record, I've never been an extra on Star Trek. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Amsterdam is definitely on my bucket list. From a distance, it doesn't seem like there's a place in the world that could be as radically different from most of the US as that is; in what seems like a very, very good way. Wow. Cool. Would love to hear the Hirohito story. Amsterdam is fun to do once, but if I were touring Europe I'd probably only spend a day there. After the novelty wears off, you realize there's not a lot there** and it's kind of dirty. Well, really dirty. Like Mexico... you can't drink the tapwater. The Hirohito story is kind of boring. Saw him twice, actually, as a child. This is the lie. :halo: I'm shocked you think so little of me. It was the hooligans next to us I said!!!! Hah! I knew it! And for the record, I've never been an extra on Star Trek. Henry knows me more than someone I've never met really should How much do you get paid to be an extra? just curious **other than tons of legal weed and whores, of course Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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