Spaceman Spiff Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 I'd like U2 if it weren't for Bono. I hate that prick...self righteous, arrogant ****. I had the radio on earlier and they were playing U2's new single, I found myself actually liking it. But then I remembered I hate Bono and had to change the station. It's not so much that I hate his message or what he has to say, its that I just hate HIM. If you really want a better glimpse of how I feel, go here: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=11worst NSFW language. I've never bought a U2 cd for that reason, and I've never even bit torrented or downloaded any of their material. Thats right, I won't even pirate U2's music because I hate Bono that much. So whats something you'd like if it weren't for a band member, actor, etc? Keep it politics and religion free, ES Tailgate. No "I'd like Obama if he were a Republican" crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRobi21 Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 I'd like U2 if it weren't for their music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 I'd like U2 if it weren't for Bono. I hate that prick...self righteous, arrogant ****. That reminds me of the Mojo Nixon song Don Henley Must Die. Just substitute in Bono and you're all set. This is the sound of my brain. Then I said, this is the sound of my brain on Don Henley! Then I said, 1 2 3 4... He's a tortured artist Used to be in the Eagles Now he whines Like a wounded beagle Poet of despair! Pumped up with hot air! He's serious, pretentious And I just don't care Don Henley must die! Don't let him get back together With Glenn Frey! Don Henley must die! Turn on the TV And what did I see? This bloated hairy thing Winning a Grammy Best Rock Vocalist? Compared to what? But your pseudo-serious Crafty Satanic blot Don Henley must die! Put a sharp stick in his eye! Don Henley must die! Yea yea yea Quit playin' that crap You're out of the band I'm only kidding Can't you tell? I love his sensitive music Idiot poetry, swell You and your kind Are killing rock and roll It's not because you are O L D It's cause you ain't got no soul! Don't be afraid of fun Loosen up your ponytail! Be wild, young, free and dumb Get your head out of your tail Don Henley must die! Don't let him get back together With Glenn Frey! Don Henley must die! Put him in the electric chair Watch him fry! Don Henley must die Don Henley must die No Eagles reunion The same goes for you, Sting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midnight Judges Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 I hate almost every singer. It's to the point where I pretty much block them out of music when I listen. A lot of singers say some incredibly stupid stuff. I'd like Philadelphia if it weren't for their idiotic sports fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 Id have liked Obama during the election time if it wasnt for the people trying to jam him down my throat. Its not a stab at Obama and not looking to start a big riot here..just my opinion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptChaos86 Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 I'd like Texas if it weren't for the cowpukes. I went to Dallas awhile back and i had a really good time and it was a cool place. But i will never say I like that city because of the cowpies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 if it weren't for that damned danny snyder I'd....oh wait Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattFancy Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 If it weren't for Ed Reed being on the Ravens, he'd be one of my favorite players Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 Id like vegetables if it werent for my mother forcing me to eat them as a kid. Id like yoga if I werent so embarrassed to be the only guy in the class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooked Crack Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 I'd like U2 if it weren't for Bono. I hate that prick...self righteous, arrogant ****. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNPSzLwcghE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticVillain Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 I would love to rob a bank if it weren't for the consequences. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shuler74 Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 I'd love that dude Reic's pic if it werent for the towel..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders. The Dallas Cowboys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftCoast Skinz FAN Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 I'd like Jessica Simpson if it weren't for her talking and singing. :chestram: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjunkies Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 I'd like Lebron James if he wasn't a prick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MintHillSkinsFan Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 Tripe if it wasn't for the texture. Texas if it wasn't for all the arrogant loudmouth "my crap don't stink cuz I'm from Texas" Texans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRobi21 Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 ES All the tards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcsluggo Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 I'd like to be a homosexual... if it wasn't for having sex with men. you know... hang out with "the guys" alot more, dress better, dance better, chicks would like me better....... but then, there is that "sex with other men" thing. What a drag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IONTOP Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 I'd like to be a homosexual... if it wasn't for having sex with men.you know... hang out with "the guys" alot more, dress better, dance better, chicks would like me better....... but then, there is that "sex with other men" thing. What a drag. Norm MacDonald? Anyways, I'd like yogurt and mayo if they didn't remind me of semen.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
techboy Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 Keep it politics and religion free, ES Tailgate. No "I'd like Obama if he were a Republican" crap. I'd like you if it weren't for your heavyhanded attempts to limit what I can post in this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ax Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 I'd like a switchblade if it weren't for pistols. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsBry Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 Texas if it wasn't for all the arrogant loudmouth "my crap don't stink cuz I'm from Texas" Texans. :applause::applause::applause: +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IONTOP Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 I'd like white people if it weren't for their skin color... I'd like the Cowboys if it weren't for my heterosexuality... I'd like driving if it weren't for speeding laws.. I'd like doing drugs if they weren't illegal (I think)... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chachie Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 I'd like Daniel Snyder if it weren't for Vinny Cerrato. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The 12th Commandment Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 I'd like cities if it weren't for the rude, inconsiderate, angry people that live in them. I'd like the Cardinals if it weren't for the Redskins. (may have to have them officially be my second team anyway) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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