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Midnight Judges

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About Midnight Judges

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    The Dirtbags
  • Birthday 03/26/1979

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    Arlington VA
  1. Chances of chicken poop becoming a viable biofuel seem low.
  2. everything you need to know is in this post: 1. If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself. 2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop. 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. 4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer. 5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from
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