Mr. Sinister Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 1 hour ago, LadySkinsFan said: I've found that I am still attracted to women around my age. The younger women look great yet don't have the experience or maturity or something like that of women my age. Maybe the same for you. I agree. Im 28. 21-24 year olds, beyond physical attractiveness, don't do a whole lot when it comes to thinking on a certain wavelength or even having things in common. Older women just carry themselves differently. Very straightforward and more adept at conversation. And around here many look just as good if not better than younger girls. Get one in her early 40s and its like a perfectly ripened fruit, or cereal with the right amount of saturation to it Marinated t bone steak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 you like cured meat? dave is going to be so excited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 3 minutes ago, Dr. Do Itch Big said: you like cured meat? dave is going to be so excited Nah he probably wants you more than me. Be like Jodeci "Don't talk, just listen," dimming the lights and sensually rubbing your ankles down with Bengay... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Dave be like??? No thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Yes. Prolly try to dip your toes in some of his homemade hummus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Was feeling sorry for myself with the knees aching today, then a customer came in with prosthetic legs. Everything is relative. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinfan2k Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 some girls are psycho. I was talking to some girl from Match. We texted for 1 day and didn't for a while since i was out of town. I mentioned to her i will be busy the next 2 weeks with work trips and other things. She promptly left 2 voicemails and called 3 times, saying she tried her hardest to go out with me and she has other guys knocking on her door and to go have fun on my trips. She said she doesn't have anymore time to waste with me and not wait for me to come back from my trips. Another girl i went out with last week for dinner. She texted me a few days after and said she needed space. We literally texted 2 messages in 3 days after our time. Her excuse i dont want to date since i just got out of a long term relationship. Why did you go out in the first place? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Passepartout Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Yeah as really seems like these girls are kind of wild. And that you do not know how to deal with them. Hope you can find someone who will treat you right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warhead36 Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 1 hour ago, skinfan2k said: some girls are psycho. I was talking to some girl from Match. We texted for 1 day and didn't for a while since i was out of town. I mentioned to her i will be busy the next 2 weeks with work trips and other things. She promptly left 2 voicemails and called 3 times, saying she tried her hardest to go out with me and she has other guys knocking on her door and to go have fun on my trips. She said she doesn't have anymore time to waste with me and not wait for me to come back from my trips. Another girl i went out with last week for dinner. She texted me a few days after and said she needed space. We literally texted 2 messages in 3 days after our time. Her excuse i dont want to date since i just got out of a long term relationship. Why did you go out in the first place? You might legitimately have the worst luck ever in the history of dating. Every dating story you post just sounds horrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Just now, Warhead36 said: You might legitimately have the worst luck ever in the history of dating. Every dating story you post just sounds horrible. Not to pile on our boy skinfan2k........but he has some mo-****ing bad luck with women/dating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RemoveSnyder Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 For real, for real. That ain't bad luck. My man's just attracted to crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Check out @ToriiBrixx's Tweet: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 God ****ing damn. I like yo taste Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 I keep joking with my lady that I am going to buy an X-Box or PS. I hope she is not taking me serious, and just picks one up at some random point. Side note : I told her a few weeks ago that I wanted a pair of shell tops...she had no idea what I was talking about. She knows now. I was joking about that too...but she got that joke. I have shoes that I have had for years and only worn a couple of times. I do need another antenna for the TV in one of the bedrooms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar78 Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 9 hours ago, Mr. Sinister said: Yes. Prolly try to dip your toes in some of his homemade hummus Killin' me y'all. I had to explain to my wife why I was laughing at 6:30 am.... when you explain exactly why-it sounds fake as hell. Not to mention all the backstory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Omg, I just saw another commercial for the movie, LIFE. Ain't goin' there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 15 hours ago, youngchew said: Much like the sun, they say you're not supposed to look directly at a GOD God of the Chews? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 2 hours ago, Riggo-toni said: God of the Chews? Black Chesus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 So no pork ? Kill that noise. I need bacon, pork chops, ham... And then to claim he is black ? Hahahaha...come on man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 10 hours ago, Springfield said: For real, for real. That ain't bad luck. My man's just attracted to crazy. I believe this. Happens too much to be coincidence. He must like the creepy stalker notes in his windshield, random likes on social media, suicide threats, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warhead36 Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Ate an early dinner yesterday. Now its 11:30 and I'm already hungry. #firstworldproblems Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 3 minutes ago, Warhead36 said: Ate an early dinner yesterday. Now its 11:30 and I'm already hungry. #firstworldproblems Why didn't you have breakfast ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 4 minutes ago, Mr. Sinister said: I believe this. Happens too much to be coincidence. He must like the creepy stalker notes in his windshield, random likes on social media, suicide threats, etc. Once or twice. No big deal, just bad luck. Several times, then we have an actual pattern. It's like some girls that are only into "bad boys" that cheat on them and treat them like ****, same goes with dudes. Some dude always get with chicks that want to fake pregnancies, threaten to chop of dicks, lights cars on fire, **** like that. 1 minute ago, Kosher Ham said: Why didn't you have breakfast ? Breakfast is bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Well, I guess I will take a nap. Breakfast did me in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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