Dont Taze Me Bro Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 ill be an adult some day. adulting is just too hard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 You know. It's amazing how kids brains work. They are capable of thinking about simple things in abstract ways that I can't, or wouldn't, because I already have a lifetime of preconceived realities about how things "should be". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momma There Goes That Man Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Funniest story I've heard in a while. Man facing charges for driving car in reverse to pick child up from school Bedford Co., VA - A Moneta man is facing a felony child neglect charge after Bedford County deputies say he drove his car in reverse to pick up his child from school. 52-year-old Bruce Skilton told deputies his transmission went out in his car and the only gear he could get the car was reverse. Last Thursday, dispatchers got a call from a driver reporting a car driving backwards down Rucker Road after leaving Moneta Elementary. An off-duty deputy spotted the car. According to the Sheriff's Office, the deputy noticed the passenger side windshield shattered and a 7-year-old child sitting in the front seat in a child safety seat. They also say the rear window was busted out. Skilton told them he didn't see what the big deal was, according to deputies. Skilton faces several charges, including reckless driving. The child's mother came and picked up the child. Pic at link. Of the man, not the car on the road unfortunately. http://www.wset.com/story/29877685/man-facing-charges-for-driving-car-in-reverse-to-pick-child-up-from-school Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wiggles Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Funniest story I've heard in a while. Man facing charges for driving car in reverse to pick child up from school Pic at link. Of the man, not the car on the road unfortunately. Â My folks retirement home is right down the road from there. Not the kind of roads I'd want to drive in reverse on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 ill be an adult some day. adulting is just too hard  Try Ashley Madison.  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar78 Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Latest installment of "my wife..." So my wife's friend just texted her "just did a shot with RZA from Wu Tang". There is so much fail going on. This friend is no more than 30 minutes away. Why was a shout not made earlier. And my wife definitely asked me, "Do you know R-Z-A (saying the letters individually) from Wu Tang?" When she initially read the message. Disclaimer. There is a ten percent chance that this is just some black guy claiming to be the razor. These yinzers wouldn't know Obama from RZA if you put them both in a suit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Latest installment of "my wife..." So my wife's friend just texted her "just did a shot with RZA from Wu Tang". There is so much fail going on. This friend is no more than 30 minutes away. Why was a shout not made earlier. And my wife definitely asked me, "Do you know R-Z-A (saying the letters individually) from Wu Tang?" When she initially read the message. Disclaimer. There is a ten percent chance that this is just some black guy claiming to be the razor. These yinzers wouldn't know Obama from RZA if you put them both in a suit. Â It could actually be true. Â RZA has family in NC and SC IIRC (read it somewhere, and he always gave some shout-outs to NC). Â Or it could be like this: Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Pronouncing RZA as R-Z-A is a quick way fir you to out yourself as a Wu Tang n00b Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momma There Goes That Man Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 That's hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Latest installment of "my wife..." Â Â I know what you mean. Â Wife told me the other day she wasn't wearing her underwear ? Yet she was wearing underwear. Â She meant her typical style of panties. She almost fell over crying laughing at the face I made after my response was..."well, if they are not yours, whose are they ?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebluefood Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Do they still play this at the end of the evening news broadcast on Channel 4? Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Sure, the Star Spangled Banner comes on right after, and then it is just a snow blizzard with static. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Grappling was fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taco Bell Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 I just found out a few days ago that you can slow down the speed of youtube vids, not that it was difficult to find, I just never saw it.  2 things:  practicing guitar (since I am a beginner and am terrible) became faster to learn  pretty much everyone sounds drunk as **** trying to enunciate words Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abdcskins Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Quesadillas are good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 My favorite show right now would have to be Mysteries at the Museum, which runs on H2 (whuch is basically the new History Channel now). They do the backstory on various artifacts in museums scattered across the US. They do a "Mysteries at the Monument" too...backstories on stuff in, you guessed it, monuments.  Some days I come home & hubby has recorded 3 or 4 episodes of one or the other, for when TV gets boring on the weekends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slateman Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 What if all the bad press and reports about the F-35 are really just a massive misinformation operation by the US government, so that when they have to be used, they are vastly underestimated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar78 Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015   Or it could be like this:   That's funny. I always wanted to watch that how, maybe I'll get into it now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xameil Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 What if all the bad press and reports about the F-35 are really just a massive misinformation operation by the US government, so that when they have to be used, they are vastly underestimated. Kind of what I was thinking as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar78 Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 I know what you mean. Â Wife told me the other day she wasn't wearing her underwear ? Yet she was wearing underwear. Â She meant her typical style of panties. She almost fell over crying laughing at the face I made after my response was..."well, if they are not yours, whose are they ?" Â your post reminded me of this moment in the Trust Tree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 I'm crackin' up right now. And once again, trying to get ready early, but ES keeps suckin' me in... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 That's funny. I always wanted to watch that how, maybe I'll get into it now. You should E, it's hilarious.  Right now I think all the seasons are on Netflix, or all but the last one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ixcuincle Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Well I feel like **** today, condolences to the roanoake victims. Maybe it's my passion for the media (hard to believe as much as I have trashed the DC sports media) but I've always been a big fan of the news and telecasts dating back to my youth. So people getting shot LIVE on TV, that touches a nerve. You don't expect reporters to go out there in America reporting from a mini golf course and fear for their life. It's just unspeakable tragedy. Rip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Quesadillas are good. Â You mean kay-suh-DILLA? Â Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar78 Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Well I feel like **** today, condolences to the roanoake victims. Wow. Yeah. Talk about senseless murders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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