Dont Taze Me Bro Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 I'm a disgusting person that will do anything for sex I guess and tonight will be one of those nights that I will lock away in the vault because of her fetish that Ill take to my ****ing grave(I won't tell anyone that I actually know in person). I looked in the mirror after and I'm a sick person that needs help The only thing that makes me not want to jump out the window is that she grilled me for like 25 minutes trying to find out if I was clean asking me like 20 questions off a sheet of paper (which was also really odd) So I'm confident im okay tonight but I've had sex with 3 people now I feel like thats a lot of people and I don't want my future wife if Im lucky enough for one to think Im a whore so is 3 a lot? I'll take the bait........I'm drunk, PM me what her fetish is you flannel lovin mofo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 She used a strap-on. Hey if you're into that...go for it. Personally...I would never. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 LOL, so the Ravens are pissed now because Belichick is smarter than them. They are pissed cause they ran out 4 o-linemen and a RB or TE on the line as ineligible, it confused the Ravens defense. But it was within the rules, regardless of the Ravens seeing 6 potential receivers on the field, with only 5 eligible. Pretty smart tactic if you ask me, say what you want about Belichick and the Pats. But don't hate cause he finds ways to deceive within the rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 Cam Chancellor is just a beast though. The two jumps over the line to block a FG...that was incredible enough. That kid can simply ball. http://blog.redskins.com/2015/01/07/seahawks-chancellor-watches-sean-taylor-highlights-as-pregame-pump-up/?adbid=553264947379978240&adbpl=tw&adbpr=36375662&campaign=social_20150110_38476707 Seahawks’ Chancellor Watches Sean Taylor Highlights As Pregame Pump-Up It’s safe–and at first, counterintuitive– to assume that this week, Seahawks safety Kam Chancellor will be preparing for a playoff matchup with the Carolina Panthers by watching tape of the Washington Redskins. Of course, as detailed most recently in an article on the Seahawks team website, there’s a method to Chancellor’s habits. Specifically, he studies highlights of Sean Taylor, the legendary Redskins safety who played nearly four years before his untimely death in 2007. “Before every game I’ve got to watch him,” Chancellor said before their matchup with the Redskins this past October. “It just puts more aggression into me, man. Just like, ‘Boom’ – this is what I’ve got to do. I watch it and say, ‘This is what I’ve got to do every game.’ “ More at link. I read that article before the game. As he was ballin' out today, I got goosebumps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mocountyskins Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 It was worse than that Kosher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 It was worse than that Kosher Lol, what'd you get a straightened paperclip put through your dickhole? Jesus Christ. This mufugga going two girls one flannel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mocountyskins Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 I'll wait to see what Taze thinks of it, I sent him a PM if he doesn't think its that bad Ill share but right now I want to just turn the shower on and go sit down in the shower and cry. I told her to stop but she wouldent. I honestly feel like I was molested it brought back bad memories. I'm not saying more than that till Taze gives his input Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 PM it to me too. I swear to gerd I won't tell nobody.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjunkies Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 My guess is that she wanted to watch another guy participate in the action in some fashion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 I hate the panthers, I'm glad they lost. They suck and had no business being in the playoffs. Pm me moco. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 Now I gotta know how Moco is getting his freak on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer_FFX Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 Damn, Moco, you back @ Arkansas, right? What she do, invite the Razorback's O-line to join y'all? #flannelproblems Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 I am the opposite...I now have no interest in the story. That's like me saying guess what I got for X-mas, you'll never believe it ? Then saying nope it's close, nope it's better, nope it's crazier...then it's just boring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ixcuincle Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 If you are serious about the bobbles I'll take them and I have no interest in the NBA and I'll still take them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.A.C.O.L.B. Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 Mike Lupica on 980 and Holden Kushner on 106.7. Just let me hit 80 on 495 and then throw a blindfold on me. That'll be less painful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 Well, after discussing Moco's night in a PM, we need to assemble a search team for his willy. Mrs. Bobbit tested out her new Ginsu on the hotdog he was warming up for her...now she's out playing hacky sack with it somewhere. Nah, seriously, Moco's just trippin', as usual. Ain't nothin' wrong with wearing a ballerina costume and doing the Macarena. Whatever gets her rocks off bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.A.C.O.L.B. Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 True Story, the Bobbitts were neighbors and friends of one of my youth basketball coaches. Before the incident,they would be at our games. After it, she was ghost but he'd still show from time to time. Looking back, really feel for our parents. I don't remember the details but all the hubbub surrounding him at our games must have been a **** to explain to us 8 year olds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjunkies Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 Mike Lupica on 980 and Holden Kushner on 106.7. Just let me hit 80 on 495 and then throw a blindfold on me. That'll be less painful. I'm listening to Holden now and his whole aura puts me in a negative mood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.A.C.O.L.B. Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 I'm listening to Holden now and his whole aura puts me in a negative mood. Yup. There's a reason l he went from M-F middays, five days a week, to 9am on Sunday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 True Story, the Bobbitts were neighbors and friends of one of my youth basketball coaches. Before the incident,they would be at our games. After it, she was ghost but he'd still show from time to time. Looking back, really feel for our parents. I don't remember the details but all the hubbub surrounding him at our games must have been a **** to explain to us 8 year olds WOW. That's eerie as hell. A friend of my head basketball coach in youth basketball got high on meth or some ****, and brutally murdered his brother. Chopped him up in to pieces. This guy didn't have a kid on the team, he'd just show up and yell at the refs from the bleachers. Would get kicked out of rec league games, and finally got banned. Thank goodness it happened before he got the urge to go Baraka on somebody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 I had a gym coach in Jr. High that got busted for selling and distributing cocaine (think it was both - I know he went to prison for a good while). Nothing crazy involving psychopaths or murder, pretty small calm town in the foothills/mountains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 Like that movie ? Damn, I just saw it again a few months ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 Bruh, ive got enough salt to fill a mine when it comes to Seattle, but man do I love watching Kam Chancellor (even though he's a dirty Hokie) Guy is a monster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 Yeah... him jumping over the line...not once, but twice ??? I wanted to simply give praise. Incredible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRobi21 Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 Bruh, ive got enough salt to fill a mine when it comes to Seattle, but man do I love watching Kam Chancellor (even though he's a dirty Hokie) Guy is a monster The one Sea**** I don't hate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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