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I have no idea if anybody is trying to interpret my comment, but when I say "I hooked it in her presence" it means I pulled up her video(s) on pornhub and did my thing.

 

If that's not what you're trying to figure out, then, well, it changes absolutely nothing about what I said above.

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I have no idea if anybody is trying to interpret my comment, but when I say "I hooked it in her presence" it means I pulled up her video(s) on pornhub and did my thing.

If that's not what you're trying to figure out, then, well, it changes absolutely nothing about what I said above.

Well now I feel dumb...

I thought Brave93 was joking about hooking up with her. come on, he had to be right.

Otherwise, why isn't his username "I ****ed Mia Khalifa" or it's not listed in his sig and has never been mentioned before.

Hell I'm sure some guys would put that on their resume

I honestly couldn't tell whether it was a joke or he was serious.

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I do agree with everyone that hates the "oh she's not that hot" schtick. 

 

I mean, come on now. 


My standards for banging chicks was never super high to begin with, but she certainly meets that threshold.  Even my arrogant, pretty boy friends wouldn't turn her down, like ever.

 

So someone saying "she's meh" on a message board just makes me laugh and laugh.

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I've mentioned this before..but the class after me at my highschool graduated a Playboy Playmate who went on to do more adult videos. The funny thing is, I remember talking to her a lot in highschool but I don't think she ever came across as someone who would achieve either of those things. Nor was she the knockout beauty who had multiple boyfriends.

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I'm not buying all the "She's not that hot", "I wouldn't sleep with her" comments either.  The "she's not my type" comments, what about pretty, sexy rocking bod, big boobs and ready to jump in the sack puts her into that category?

 

The only way I could see someone turned off by her would be the fact she was a porn star and they find it disgusting that she got stuffed daily/weekly as a job and are bothered by the sheer number of men she's been with.  But even then, any single man would most likely (and gladly) hop in the sack with her if offered the opportunity.

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Megan Fox syndrome.

When I hear anything about her thumb, I picture some tubby pale goon, lips stained from code red who only has his creepy posters to compare girls to.

I'm an alright looking guy, who's had a lot of success with beautiful girls. It's pretty much yes, no and maybe.

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I hooked up with a girl that is/was a fox news reporter.

I heard they prefer short segments. 

I'm not buying all the "She's not that hot", "I wouldn't sleep with her" comments either.  The "she's not my type" comments, what about pretty, sexy rocking bod, big boobs and ready to jump in the sack puts her into that category?

 

The only way I could see someone turned off by her would be the fact she was a porn star and they find it disgusting that she got stuffed daily/weekly as a job and are bothered by the sheer number of men she's been with.  But even then, any single man would most likely (and gladly) hop in the sack with her if offered the opportunity.

While may be not the volume, nowadays you gotta believe that any attractive girl, I got the last one, doesn't have an extensive list of donors. 

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Well...the 1/3 rule applies to both men and women..

Men sleep with 1/3 the amount they claim...women claim 1/3 of the amount.

So...man say I slept with 3 women...only slept with 1

Woman says I slept with 1 she slept with 3

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Coworker #1 brought in a bag of popcorn for everyone. It's clearly industrial. In a bag. 

 

Coworker #2 Looks at coworker 1, "Did you make this?"

 

WTF?

 

This is the same person that, instead of saying "hello" will tell you what you are doing. For example, if I'm holding a cup of coffee he will say, "You're drinking coffee." So from time to time, when I hear him coming, I hold a completely random object or do something completely odd and it short circuits his brain. At those times he can only manage some unintelligible murmurs. 

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I do agree with everyone that hates the "oh she's not that hot" schtick.

I mean, come on now.

My standards for banging chicks was never super high to begin with, but she certainly meets that threshold. Even my arrogant, pretty boy friends wouldn't turn her down, like ever.

So someone saying "she's meh" on a message board just makes me laugh and laugh.

A poster who has been banned (Bubble Screen), would say, "I see girls 10 times hotter then that in my grocery store."

He said that about Katherine Webb, AJ McCarron's wife as if she was average.

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There are beautiful women everywhere. I don't think one place is better than another. I could find just as many average or ugly women in LA as I could beautiful women.

True. But also depends on grocery store. Whole foods will orb have better than food lion

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There are beautiful women everywhere. I don't think one place is better than another. I could find just as many average or ugly women in LA as I could beautiful women.

 

You're right. But I'd be willing to bet the numbers are a lot higher in Arlington than Culpeper Va lol

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