Mark The Homer Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 So I step outside for a fresh of breath air and it is 86 stinkin' degrees at 2am! Found out a couple of minutes ago that the heat index is 92.Message to October - please get here quickly. Ugh. Yeah, I went out to get the paper. There's not even a hint of chill in the air. Forecast high for today: 102. Marvelous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissU28 Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 It's official. After college, I'm moving from Greenville, N.C. to The Shire.You guys are all invited to come with me. The Shire? Like.....hobbitville? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rdskn4Lyf21 Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 The Shire? Like.....hobbitville? I google mapped it. Why? Because I'm at work after a few hours of sleep and lots of beer. It's near Baton Rouge, LA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
royallypwned Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 San Antonio today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rdskn4Lyf21 Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 RP...I saw a thread that I thought you'd be interested in: http://extremeskins.com/showthread.php?t=203223 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebluefood Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 The Shire? Like.....hobbitville? Yup! It's all so quaint and peaceful. Plus I KNOW I'll be the tallest guy in town and there's second breakfast. Think about it! You get one breakfast...then another! It's paradise! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 Bolo killing some poor bastages,(guards are the "red shirts" of martial arts movies. ). Bolo Yong is the man. One of his best lines was in Bloodsport after Van Damme smashes the stack of bricks. " Very good, but BRICK, not hit BACK." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renaissance Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 Im pretty sure its pronounced Holla!Yep: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=holla Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubble Screen Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 Conversation I had with a 'huge' Cowboys fan the other day. Me: So you have Directv, right? To watch the Cowboys on Sunday Ticket. Cowgirl fan: Nah, I have Dish. Me: So how do you watch them play? Do you go to the bar or a friends house? Cowgirl fan: Nah, I just watch Redzone channel on Dish. Me::doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissU28 Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 So Friday night will be Girls Night, and a bunch of us are going to go down to the Gaslamp and bar hop...a few of us are going to stay in a hotel for the night because we don't want to have to worry about getting back to North County. Anyhoo, we have been debating the hotel all week, and we really don't want to spend that much. So this morning I went on Hotwire and saw that a 4-star hotel was going for $114 (that's with taxes) in the Gaslamp quarter, so I jumped on it. On Hotwire you don't know the hotel you're booking until it's booked, which is why the prices are so low. So I was crossing my fingers that I'd get a good one. It ended up being The Westgate, which by the looks of its website and reviews, looks and sounds AMAZING!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 OK, analyze this dream. I was at FedEx, but it wasn't. It was a brick high school stadium, but somehow I knew it was FedEx. I was sitting, corner-endzone obstructed view, with TLC and Ben, and my ex. The Skins were playing the Steelers, and after the stadium announcer finished introducing the players, TLC and I turned to each other and said in unison, "The battery for the Redskins, Campbell (????) and Rinehart (?)" like it was a baseball game. I added, "The battery for the Steelers, Terry Bradshaw (WTF?) and Dermontti Dawson (um, ok.)" So the game starts, with the Steelers punting to us from their own end zone (?). It's a really short punt, coming down around their own 15 yard line. Randle El (huh?) bobbles it, a bunch of players bat it, and it goes out of the Steelers end zone. The ref was about to give the ball to the Steelers, but I was screaming my head off that it was our ball on the 20-yard line. He waved toward me as if to say, "STFU pal, I got it." And he put the ball on the 20, 1st and 10. My ex started ripping into me, saying, "Can't you just enjoy the game? Why do you always have to make a scene?" I told her they did exactly what I said, instead of giving the Steelers the ball. She just rolled her eyes. After two failed runs up the gut by Earnest Byner (OK, I think I've completely lost it.) My oldest daughter threw a touchdown pass (Yep, I've lost it.) Thing was, while everybody else was wearing uniforms, she was wearing jeans and a green t-shirt. I started running back and forth in the aisle, crying hard tears of joy as I celebrated her first NFL TD pass. (She looked really nice on the new jumbotron, BTW.) Then I ran into my ex an hugged her, and we both jumped up and down. She broke the hug and said, "You know her arms were too far apart when she threw that right." I said, "Why can't YOU just shut up and enjoy the game?" My alarm went off as I went around her to high-five TLC and Ben, saying out loud as I woke up, "That's my daughter! That's my daughter!" I remembered every detail because I woke up and immediately wrote everything down. There are some dreams that are so vivid, and so meaningful that you don't want to forget a single detail. This probably isn't one of them, but I wrote it down anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 OK, analyze this dream. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 Max Smart :ols: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubble Screen Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 This stupid tennis match is interrupting Happy Hour. UGH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 I just bought some Firefly Sweet Tea bourbon and mixed it with Nantucket Nectar lemonade to make the John Daly... holy ****, its delicious. :drool: highly recommended to anyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissU28 Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 I just bought some Firefly Sweet Tea bourbon and mixed it with Nantucket Nectar lemonade to make the John Daly...holy ****, its delicious. :drool: highly recommended to anyone. you're welcome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 A great song to listen to in the summertime. 6vHH5Hon6M0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IONTOP Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 OK, analyze this dream. The punting and going out of the end zone was probably from the thread that was talking about how a defensive team can score 1 point during a PAT attempt... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebluefood Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 OK, analyze this dream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedskinFeathers Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 Mmmm baking brownies makes the house smell so good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KDawg Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 I've been on a Five Finger Death Punch music kick lately. Specifically, "War is the Answer", "Death Before Dishonor", and "Bad Company". Good tracks if you like that kinda stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IONTOP Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 So last night I was drunk, going to the bar, got into an accident, cut my hand up good and my knee as well... Luckily no cops were involved... I was literally less than 2 blocks from the bar too, I almost made it there without incident. And that's why you should never say, "I'm going to run to the bar instead of taking a cab" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 you're welcome thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 facture my ankle, now i cant move my foot for a month. gay i am on vacation too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praise_gibbs Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 Mmmm baking brownies makes the house smell so good Are we sure it's the "brownies" making the house smell so good or the specific ingredient that happens to be in said brownie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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