Mickalino Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Here's a question. Why is everyone just asking questions, rather than answer the question above you, like the OP's instructions clearly say ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aREDSKIN Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 If you're drinking piss, you're already "sick."If two women have an argument, can one of them actually be wrong? Yes they both can be. Aren't women always wrong. Why don't more women like to flash their boobs?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hubbs Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Yes they both can be. Aren't women always wrong.Why don't more women like to flash their boobs?? Because you touch yourself at night. Why can't Stormtroopers ever hit anything when they shoot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterMP Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Why did somebody bother to bump this thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Because you touch yourself at night.Why can't Stormtroopers ever hit anything when they shoot? Because they didn't grow up shooting womprats in their T-16's. Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IONTOP Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing? To confuse the literate masses and lefties... If I install a radiator next to my thermostat, will my house blow up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SC_RedskinsFan Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 To confuse the literate masses and lefties...If I install a radiator next to my thermostat, will my house blow up? It depends if you keep it full of coolant or not..... Does what happens in Vegas really stay in Vegas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 It depends if you keep it full of coolant or not.....Does what happens in Vegas really stay in Vegas? Depends on how many pictures you take and/or post for the world to see. Otherwise if you do it right, you won't remember much. Why do people deny farts ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing? Regardless or irregardless of what you might think, they do not mean the same. Why do people only compliment certain people after they die, and never while they're alive ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticVillain Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 Why do people only compliment certain people after they die, and never while they're alive ? Because hatters gonna hate? If FedEx field could hold 90,000 fans, why do that let people come to the games??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
757SeanTaylor21 Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 Because there has to be a person to plug in the fans. If a sign says "shirt and shoes required", can i go in with out any pants?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostofSparta Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 Because there has to be a person to plug in the fans. If a sign says "shirt and shoes required", can i go in with out any pants?! Technically yes, but only on alternate Thursdays. If you're applying for a job, and they require previous experience, but nobody in your field will hire you without experience, how do you get any experience in the first place? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 If you're applying for a job, and they require previous experience, but nobody in your field will hire you without experience, how do you get any experience in the first place? Work for free as an intern. Employers love employees they don't have to pay. What happens if I take a Narcotic and 3 Energy Drinks at the same time ? Will I be in the perfect moderate mood ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 Work for free as an intern. Employers love employees they don't have to pay.What happens if I take a Narcotic and 3 Energy Drinks at the same time ? Will I be in the perfect moderate mood ? Yyoeewwo wowwowill beeee llLiiike a pbpbpbpuddle obbf JeLLlow thatcantshutupbecauseyou'rezingingrightalongandwonderingaloudaboutevvverurrryee .. lliddle ttthhhinggg yoooooew sssee. Why does sour cream have an expiration date? ~Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 Why does sour cream have an expiration date?~Bang Because, if you believe in evolution, which I know you do , then Sour Cream's next stage in evolution is Mold Cream. What kind of cow do they make Sour Cream from - a Dead Cow ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 What kind of cow do they make Sour Cream from - a Dead Cow ? nope - a mad cow. who was the first person to ever think eating lobsters and crabs were a good idea? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticVillain Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 nope - a mad cow.who was the first person to ever think eating lobsters and crabs were a good idea? Sebastien If I let Will use my wheel, will he leave me some money in his will? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
757SeanTaylor21 Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 Depends on if will is willing. Apple juice is made from apples, so gatorade is made from gators?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostofSparta Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 Depends on if will is willing. Apple juice is made from apples, so gatorade is made from gators?? Yes, but not Alligators. It's made from University of Florida gators. Why is an orange the only fruit that's the same name as it's color? (And remember, I'm a guy so I only know about 12 colors, and not the 5,304,405,359 that girls can name) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skins24 Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 Why is an orange the only fruit that's the same name as it's color? According to the new Bible interpretation, the other fruit ARE named after it's color. We've had it wrong this whole time! If windows are see through....then how do we know they're there!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
757SeanTaylor21 Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 By WIN u run in to it u say DOH!!!! Window. If u throw down on a bottle, than throw up later, are u equal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pick6 Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 By WIN u run in to it u say DOH!!!! Window.If u throw down on a bottle, than throw up later, are u equal? Only if you do both sideways. Who is Aaron Space (Air and Space)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grhqofb5 Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Only if you do both sideways. Who is Aaron Space (Air and Space)? I think you answered your own question there, but another possible answer may be a Canadian Band. Why didn't Gheorghe Muresan develop into a 3 point shooting threat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Why didn't Gheorghe Muresan develop into a 3 point shooting threat? his ginormous wang gave him back problems. who invented traffic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pick6 Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 his ginormous wang gave him back problems.who invented traffic? The same guy who invented driveways and parkways. Does a bear really **** in the woods? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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