smashmowf Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 The first guy who ate his cereal with a beer.Who is the stupidest man alive? Marcus Vick's Public relations manager.... What purpose does a crusty boogey serve? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tapstaks2000 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 The first guy who ate his cereal with a beer.Who is the stupidest man alive? Dubya Bush Why do banks leave their doors wide open with no metal detectors but chain their pens to the desks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unsonny Posted January 31, 2006 Author Share Posted January 31, 2006 Dubya BushWhy do banks leave their doors wide open with no metal detectors but chain their pens to the desks thats funny you should ask ........... cuz back in 1932 there was a salesman in Toledo, Texas who coined the phrase "Chain the Pen, Save the Cash" ...and he sold those chained pens to every bank across our great nation....and now his legacy is known world wide...anywhere chained pens are found!!!! Why can't some people see so good without thier glasses on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IONTOP Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 thats funny you should ask ........... cuz back in 1932 there was a salesman in Toledo, Texas who coined the phrase "Chain the Pen, Save the Cash" ...and he sold those chained pens to every bank across our great nation....and now his legacy is known world wide...anywhere chained pens are found!!!!Why can't some people see so good without thier glasses on? Because Paul Tagliabue won't let them. Is it good to wish that a wedding goes off without a hitch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skins24 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Is it good to wish that a wedding goes off without a hitch? Yes But if you do use a hitch, make sure it's a good one After a lipo, what do doctors do with all that fat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IONTOP Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Use it in baseketball... If 18 - chair = Barbeque Sauce what is Barbeque equal to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Use it in baseketball... If 18 - chair = Barbeque Sauce what is Barbeque equal to? PI(E)! What are the 3 things you should never do at work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgiaredskin Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 PI(E)!What are the 3 things you should never do at work? Sleep, screw or die. Why does Sylvester Stallone's mouth curve in 4 different places? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drockvb Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Sleep, screw or die.Why does Sylvester Stallone's mouth curve in 4 different places? Muscle damage from his early years in film. You might remember this flick.... "Rambone" Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgiaredskin Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Muscle damage from his early years in film. You might remember this flick.... "Rambone" Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Because the founder of the first construction company was dyslexic. Why can't we drink isopropyl alcohol? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Muscle damage from his early years in film. You might remember this flick.... "Rambone" Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Because if you drove on my driveway you would run into my garage door, and if you parked on the parkway, you would cause an accident. How does Harry Houdini sleep at night? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unsonny Posted February 1, 2006 Author Share Posted February 1, 2006 Because if you drove on my driveway you would run into my garage door, and if you parked on the parkway, you would cause an accident.How does Harry Houdini sleep at night? like a dead guy, wakes up every 8 minutes and resets his damn alarm clock!!!! Ever taste that crap that comes out your eyes in the morning, Sleep Rocks as i call them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgiaredskin Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 like a dead guy, wakes up every 8 minutes and resets his damn alarm clock!!!!Ever taste that crap that comes out your eyes in the morning, Sleep Rocks as i call them. Doesn't taste as good as toe cheese. (but we call those eye boogers) Why does every child have the need to eat glue? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smashmowf Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Doesn't taste as good as toe cheese. (but we call those eye boogers)Why does every child have the need to eat glue? This is precisely why the Surgeon General discourages women from having sex while pregnant.. How can we be sure that dreams occuring during sleep are not reality and when we are not sleeping it is not reality? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skins24 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 How can we be sure that dreams occuring during sleep are not reality and when we are not sleeping it is not reality? Slap a random female's (butt). If it's a dream, good things will start to happen. If it's not, then well...you'll probably be arrested. Would a dress make me look fat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smashmowf Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Slap a random female's (butt). If it's a dream, good things will start to happen. If it's not, then well...you'll probably be arrested. Would a dress make me look fat? Only in San Francisco...... Do all women look the same with the lights off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unsonny Posted February 1, 2006 Author Share Posted February 1, 2006 Only in San Francisco......Do all women look the same with the lights off? it depends on if you got a good look at them before the lights went out. Are you brokeback if you even think about watching BrokeBack Mountain? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Nostril Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 it depends on if you got a good look at them before the lights went out.Are you brokeback if you even think about watching BrokeBack Mountain? I broke my back in WWII. Why are underpants? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smashmowf Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 What are underpants? Pants you keep under the table... It is true that everyone man must earn his red wings once...so what the deal with the Detriot Red wings? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unsonny Posted February 1, 2006 Author Share Posted February 1, 2006 What are underpants?Pants you keep under the table... It is true that everyone man must earn his red wings once...so what the deal with the Detriot Red wings? They skate on red ice.....nose deep How does the hockey puck go so fast, as to make they cool flames appear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 They skate on red ice.....nose deepHow does the hockey puck go so fast, as to make they cool flames appear? The puck is doused in gasoline, and then they shoot it with invisible lasers from the rafters. What is the point of curling? (the "sport") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unsonny Posted February 1, 2006 Author Share Posted February 1, 2006 The puck is doused in gasoline, and then they shoot it with invisible lasers from the rafters.What is the point of curling? (the "sport") as with all sports..........to get laid is it beer before liquor never fear, or liquor before beer never fear? damn idioms :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riggins44 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 as with all sports..........to get laidis it beer before liquor never fear, or liquor before beer never fear? damn idioms :doh: It's whiskey before beer is mighty risky, beer before liquor never fear. Regardless, either way will have a helluva hangover. Why are "fat free" products more expensive, they're giving you the stuff no charge? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgiaredskin Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 It's whiskey before beer is mighty risky, beer before liquor never fear. Regardless, either way will have a helluva hangover.Why are "fat free" products more expensive, they're giving you the stuff no charge? I don't know. All I know is when the food is free, it is free of fat and calories. Why are rabbit's feet lucky? Why aren't one of our feet lucky? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ax Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 I don't know. All I know is when the food is free, it is free of fat and calories.Why are rabbit's feet lucky? Why aren't one of our feet lucky? Your foot is lucky, but only after you cut it off and the new owner puts a chain on it. How come old pictures have negatives instead of positives? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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