unsonny Posted January 30, 2006 Author Share Posted January 30, 2006 It depends on how you err..broke your back...If you watch dancing with the stars like some of our members do, are you gay? Only if you start threads about dancing with stars If blood is red when it bleeds, where does the blue go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSteve Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Standardized tests are green not blue.Why does the moon follow me around? The same reason Randy Moss did that despicable thing to green bay fans that Joe Buck was freaked out like a little girl by. Why am I lazy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 When it no longer sounds like an asthmatic pig.How can someone be pretty ugly? Blondie Ever been to the Linc? Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Only if you start threads about dancing with starsIf blood is red when it bleeds, where does the blue go? Bleedblue went & discovered girls. Does fuzzy logic tickle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSteve Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Bleedblue went & discovered girls.Does fuzzy logic tickle? Is that what Bush says now? "Thats fuzzy logic"? Did you laugh at the following? The Bartender said to the patron, "liquor in the front, poker in the back". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Is that what Bush says now? "Thats fuzzy logic"?Did you laugh at the following? The Bartender said to the patron, "liquor in the front, poker in the back". No, because I've heard it before. If it's hot, why is it called chili? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 If it's hot, why is it called chili? because it is hot and it's called chilli what do you call a male ladybug? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 because it is hot and it's called chilliwhat do you call a male ladybug? A transvestite? If olive oil is made from olives, what is baby oil made from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unsonny Posted January 30, 2006 Author Share Posted January 30, 2006 because it is hot and it's called chilliwhat do you call a male ladybug? Bugs' from the 4C. Why do i look at my boogers when i blow my nose? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 No, because I've heard it before.If it's hot, why is it called chili? Because 'hotty' didn't sound right. Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unsonny Posted January 30, 2006 Author Share Posted January 30, 2006 A transvestite?If olive oil is made from olives, what is baby oil made from? Baby Oil is made of human baby bladders - easy one!! Why doesnt my poop stink as bad as yours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
herrmag Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Baby Oil is made of human baby bladders - easy one!!Why doesnt my poop stink as bad as yours? Because I ate chili for lunch. If the the ocean is blue, why isn't it that color when you put it in a red bucket? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Bugs' from the 4C.Why do i look at my boogers when i blow my nose? Because you're malnourished. Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unsonny Posted January 30, 2006 Author Share Posted January 30, 2006 Because I ate chili for lunch.If the the ocean is blue, why isn't it that color when you put it in a red bucket? The blue jumps out before you have a chance to see it in the bucket Can fish see on land without goggles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unsonny Posted January 30, 2006 Author Share Posted January 30, 2006 Because you're malnourished.Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs? The yellow snow knows (thats deep stuff) If we walk backwards forwards in the opposite direction which way is right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Because you're malnourished.Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs? No, the sleds are equipped with hi-tech infrared imaging devices that guide it. Why is cereal and milk considered "dry?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
herrmag Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 The yellow snow knows (thats deep stuff)If we walk backwards forwards in the opposite direction which way is right? Whichever direction is leading away from Dallas. If a tree falls in the woods, and someone is there to hear it, is that less worthy than someone not being there to hear it? (and yes, the yellow snow thing was deep. I think it's just bad luck though ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 The yellow snow knows (thats deep stuff)If we walk backwards forwards in the opposite direction which way is right? Walking boldly ahead with a vision for the future is "right." It's the lefties that tend to move us backwards. If the Cowboys leave Dallas, change their nickname, move out of the division and suck for the rest of eternity, are we still allowed to hate them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praise_gibbs Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Whichever direction is leading away from Dallas.If a tree falls in the woods, and someone is there to hear it, is that less worthy than someone not being there to hear it? (and yes, the yellow snow thing was deep. I think it's just bad luck though ) Yeah then they would not have made a commercial with that question. Why do kraft macroni and cheese box's have a push and pull on the box, when it doesn't work? When you push all it does is smash the box...you end up pulling back the lid with your finger nails. Who would invent such a thing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Yeah then they would not have made a commercial with that question.Why do kraft macroni and cheese box's have a push and pull on the box, when it doesn't work? When you push all it does is smash the box...you end up pulling back the lid with your finger nails. Who would invent such a thing... For the same reason Hershey Kisses come with a pull-tab nobody uses. Why are they called the New York Giants if their players are the same size as everyone elses? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Yeah then they would not have made a commercial with that question.Why do kraft macroni and cheese box's have a push and pull on the box, when it doesn't work? When you push all it does is smash the box...you end up pulling back the lid with your finger nails. Who would invent such a thing... A packaging major (my roommate at school majored in packaging). How do you know when you're out of invisible ink? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Why do kraft macroni and cheese box's have a push and pull on the box, when it doesn't work? When you push all it does is smash the box...you end up pulling back the lid with your finger nails. Who would invent such a thing... Its a secret government test to root out the weak-links of the species... Sorry...couldn't resist. On to hh's question above!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praise_gibbs Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 For the same reason Hershey Kisses come with a pull-tab nobody uses.Why are they called the New York Giants if their players are the same size as everyone elses? The same reason they are called the New York Giants and actually play in New Jersey! If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dfitzo53 Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 The same reason they are called the New York Giants and actually play in New Jersey!If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?? That depends entirely on your definition of 'work.' Why isn't the serving size in the Nutrition Facts box ever the amount you're actually going to eat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 That depends entirely on your definition of 'work.'Why isn't the serving size in the Nutrition Facts box ever the amount you're actually going to eat? Because the serving sizes are based on midget gophers. Why do people walk so slow on the sidewalk and take up the entire width?? :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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