DeanCollins Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 you really shouldnt be looking through his window dude but anyway the answer is - you know how our wenises gets smaller when they get wet (or cold) well ducks "that can talk", their's gets BIGGER and Donald Duck is shyWhen people that are left handed open doors, do they get in their own ways when they try to walk through? no, they only walk thru left handed doors Why do only some no-thru streets have Dead End signs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smashmowf Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 no, they only walk thru left handed doorsWhy do only some no-thru streets have Dead End signs? Ohh...well no-thru simply means you can't go thru but you can drive over, around and beside, matter of fact you can get out of the car and hop to your destination OR you can unlock the secret wall by getting out of your car, do the icky shuffle, moonwalk in a circle, spin around three times then yell SHAMON!....at that time the magic gate to the secret wall will appear...IF and only IF you are the chosen one you may proceed....Dead end means you better turn around fast or the wife/girlfriend is going ask you to stop and ask for directions Whats colder than a polar bears fingernails in a snowball fight during blizzard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. S Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 Chuck Norris's beard What do you get when you crass an elephant with a mouse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 A dead mouse with an 18 inch wide :censored: - hole Why do they call it a 'love seat'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smashmowf Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 A dead mouse with an 18 inch wide :censored: - holeWhy do they call it a 'love seat'? Well depending on your equipment it is a L-ittle O-r V-ery E-normous seat/workplace for your power tool. What if you finally got your chance to have a one nighter with your dream girl only to find out that she has uncontrolable Diarrhea...and she doesnt know it.....what do you do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unsonny Posted February 11, 2006 Author Share Posted February 11, 2006 Well depending on your equipment it is a L-ittle O-r V-ery E-normous seat/workplace for your power tool.What if you finally got your chance to have a one nighter with your dream girl only to find out that she has uncontrolable Diarrhea...and she doesnt know it.....what do you do? Dont give her "the shocker".....she'll have to stop the diarrhea at some point...then pounce!! Where is Waldo anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dallsux Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 nevermind, nevermind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmchairRedskin Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 Dont give her "the shocker".....she'll have to stop the diarrhea at some point...then pounce!!Where is Waldo anyway? Waldo went to Walt Disney World with Woody Woodpecker. Why is going crazy often refered to as going nuts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Because if you're going for nuts you must be crazy. How is changing a tire like making love? ~Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unsonny Posted February 12, 2006 Author Share Posted February 12, 2006 Cuz the damn squirrels go crazy over nuts....thus going nuts was born Why do the Amish make the best Gummy Worms? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unsonny Posted February 12, 2006 Author Share Posted February 12, 2006 Because if you're going for nuts you must be crazy.How is changing a tire like making love? ~Bang Men do all the work!!! Can the trees feel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 They can if you knothole em hard enough. Why do you always get an itch in the worst possible place when you're in public? ~Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgiaredskin Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 They can if you knothole em hard enough.Why do you always get an itch in the worst possible place when you're in public? ~Bang Because special neuro-chemicals are emitted into the air from other people who want to see you scratch down there. Why is the ocean blue and the sun orange? (*answer: because God is an Auburn Tiger) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 They can if you knothole em hard enough.Why do you always get an itch in the worst possible place when you're in public? ~Bang That's why they call them your "private parts" why do some people call soccer "football"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 They can if you knothole em hard enough.Why do you always get an itch in the worst possible place when you're in public? ~Bang that's how it gets the ladies' attention why do indians have casinos? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmchairRedskin Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 To keep them from slapping on warpaint and killing whitey If Meatloaf would do anything for love, why won't he do that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgiaredskin Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Because although she did a threesome with a woman for him, he just couldn't do one with a guy for her. No woman is worth stealing a man's manhood.... Why did they ever take 'In Living Color' off the air? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skins'89 Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 If men go to Hooters, where do the Elderly go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgiaredskin Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 If men go to Hooters, where do the Elderly go? Saggers. "Woman! If yo breasts get any lower, they gonna be knees!"...Samford How and why did they come up with the word SNOW? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smashmowf Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Saggers."Woman! If yo breasts get any lower, they gonna be knees!"...Samford How and why did they come up with the word SNOW? Well...this stems from an ancient dominatrix ritual that was carried out at the start of each winter, back in the 1400s....SNOW stand for Slap Nibble Or Whip..... Where does fat come from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgiaredskin Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Well...this stems from an ancient dominatrix ritual that was carried out at the start of each winter, back in the 1400s....SNOW stand for Slap Nibble Or Whip.....Where does fat come from? ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: Yo mama. Who else do you think it came from? Why did they call the Big Mac, "Big Mac". I mean, why couldn't it be "Mac Daddy" or "Big Burg" or something else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goaldeje Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: Yo mama. Who else do you think it came from? Why did they call the Big Mac, "Big Mac". I mean, why couldn't it be "Mac Daddy" or "Big Burg" or something else? Well, they named it in advance of Mark McGuire, so "Big Burg" would not have fit at all, and they didn't think it would be his daddy, so "Mac Daddy" was out as well. Why does water flow off a duck's back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SC_RedskinsFan Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Well, they named it in advance of Mark McGuire, so "Big Burg" would not have fit at all, and they didn't think it would be his daddy, so "Mac Daddy" was out as well.Why does water flow off a duck's back? Because it puts on water repellent every night before bed. Why do blondes have more fun? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grhqofb5 Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Because it puts on water repellent every night before bed.Why do blondes have more fun? Because the Polish stole all of their jokes. Can you get sick from drinking piss (even if its your own)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Because the Polish stole all of their jokes.Can you get sick from drinking piss (even if its your own)? If you're drinking piss, you're already "sick." If two women have an argument, can one of them actually be wrong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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