Teller Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Clearly when you're funny.If you've got a pointer/retriever mix, what does it do when you throw a stick? Turn in cirlces five or six times, lay down, and explode. If you're doing 80 on an interstate and a cop comes up from behind you and pulls you over, should you get a ticket? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
herrmag Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Turn in cirlces five or six times, lay down, and explode.If you're doing 80 on an interstate and a cop comes up from behind you and pulls you over, should you get a ticket? No, pee in a beer bottle and let him drink it. If you fart in a movie theatre, and you're on a first date and get blamed by the people behind you, should you blame your date? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 No, pee in a beer bottle and let him drink it.If you fart in a movie theatre, and you're on a first date and get blamed by the people behind you, should you blame your date? No. You should sneak your dog in and blame him. Best friends are good like that. Terrorists kidnap you and with a gun to your head force you to swear off one of these things forever. What do you pick, and why? Beer Extremeskins Masturbation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 No. You should sneak your dog in and blame him. Best friends are good like that.Terrorists kidnap you and with a gun to your head force you to swear off one of these things forever. What do you pick, and why? Beer Extremeskins Masturbation Heh...I love my Extremeskins, but come on...beer and Masturbation?? :paranoid: Awwwwwwwwwwwww, **** it. I can get drunk off wine!! :laugh: -------------- Why do light-bulbs always burn out at nighttime, when you need them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Heh...I love my Extremeskins, but come on...beer and Masturbation??:paranoid: Awwwwwwwwwwwww, **** it. I can get drunk off wine!! :laugh: -------------- Why do light-bulbs always burn out at nighttime, when you need them? Maybe because you only turn them on when you need them. :doh: (You and I both need to go to sleep.) Is it possible to start a thread upon which Sarge and chomerics would agree? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
herrmag Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Is it possible to start a thread upon which Sarge and chomerics would agree? You've officially killed the thread with that question.......... :notworthy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 You've officially killed the thread with that question.......... :notworthy Damn. Ask my wife. Given enough chances, I'll screw everything up eventually. :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Maybe because you only turn them on when you need them. :doh: (You and I both need to go to sleep.)Is it possible to start a thread upon which Sarge and chomerics would agree? Yes...but the universe would implode on itself and we'd get the reverse big-bang. Why are you making fun of my stupid question in a stupid question thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Yes...but the universe would implode on itself and we'd get the reverse big-bang.Why are you making fun of my stupid question in a stupid question thread? Because I'm stuck at work, having put in 22 of the last 29 hours, still have three hours to go, and have slept about five hours since 10 a.m. Saturday morning. (It's 4:00 a.m. on Monday here now.) Thank God for ES! That's the only thing that makes my weekends tolerable. Well, that and being off from 7 a.m. Monday morning to 3 p.m. Friday afternoon every week. Still, I'm pretty "tuckin' fired." (jrock, no answering this one) What is a munumunukunukunu apua'a? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Because I'm stuck at work, having put in 22 of the last 29 hours, still have three hours to go, and have slept about five hours since 10 a.m. Saturday morning. (It's 4:00 a.m. on Monday here now.) Thank God for ES! That's the only thing that makes my weekends tolerable. Well, that and being off from 7 a.m. Monday morning to 3 p.m. Friday afternoon every week. Still, I'm pretty "tuckin' fired."(jrock, no answering this one) What is a munumunukunukunu apua'a? Humuhumunukunuku apua'a, bro! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
herrmag Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Humuhumunukunuku apua'a, bro! Silly f'ing Hawaii'ans. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Humuhumunukunuku apua'a, bro! I deleted the PM before posting this. :doh: OK, OK. This is last post tonight, then I swear I'm going to bed. :thud: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stwasm Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Why do fools fall in love? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Why do fools fall in love? Because they are too dumb to use the ladder. Explain the theory of relativity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexRS Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Because they are too dumb to use the ladder.Explain the theory of relativity. We are all related because in the beginning there was only Adam and Eve. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 You gotta ax a question Alex! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praise_gibbs Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 You gotta ax a question Alex! Thats not a question either PleaseBlitz What is greater than God, the Poor have it, the Rich need it, and if you eat it you die? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Thats not a question either PleaseBlitz What is greater than God, the Poor have it, the Rich need it, and if you eat it you die? Really spicy chili. What is black and white and red all over? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CandaceM23 Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Really spicy chili.What is black and white and red all over? A zebra covered in blood. Why is my right foot slightly bigger than my left foot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praise_gibbs Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 A zebra covered in blood.Why is my right foot slightly bigger than my left foot? The same reason your right hand is bigger than your left hand... it must be in the water! :whoknows: Why are American English words like 'color', 'favorite', 'savor', etc, missing the letter 'u'? Is it because Americans are so self-centered? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 The same reason your right hand is bigger than your left hand... it must be in the water! :whoknows:Why are American English words like 'color', 'favorite', 'savor', etc, missing the letter 'u'? Is it because Americans are so self-centered? Because this nation was founded by the Puritans, and everyone knows that the "U" is the mark of the devil. That is also why University of Miami football players are always getting into trouble. Could God nuke a burrito so hot, that He Himself could not eat it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praise_gibbs Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Because this nation was founded by the Puritans, and everyone knows that the "U" is the mark of the devil. That is also why University of Miami football players are always getting into trouble.Could God nuke a burrito so hot, that He Himself could not eat it? Doubtful because he forgot to pay the the 'lectric bill Do you ever wonder if really dumb people get the full effect of alphabet soup? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Nostril Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Do you ever wonder if really dumb people get the full effect of alphabet soup? no ABCDEF...What comes next? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexRS Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 noABCDEF...What comes next? Gee, I don't know.. Does it really pour when it rains? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smashmowf Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Gee, I don't know..Does it really pour when it rains? Only when the water is wet.. Why do people talk about the Redskins so much on this site? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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