georgiaredskin Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Your foot is lucky, but only after you cut it off and the new owner puts a chain on it.How come old pictures have negatives instead of positives? Because the tub they were developed in is always half empty. Why do little kids see angels and we can't? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Because the tub they were developed in is always half empty.Why do little kids see angels and we can't? Because they live in a world of make believe. If he shot the sheriff, but not the deputy - then who did? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Your foot is lucky, but only after you cut it off and the new owner puts a chain on it.How come old pictures have negatives instead of positives? Because most of the time the way you look in the past is NEGATIVE!! :laugh: (For the record, the axiom is: "Beer before liquor, always sicker; liquor before beer, in the clear ). Why is ESPN the only 24/7 sports network out there? Isn't that a monopoly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Your foot is lucky, but only after you cut it off and the new owner puts a chain on it.How come old pictures have negatives instead of positives? Because Mr. Kodak was a rickety old curmudgeon. HUMBUG! Why does beer make me pee so damn much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Because Mr. Kodak was a rickety old curmudgeon. HUMBUG!Why does beer make me pee so damn much? Because you don't buy it, you rent it. Again - if he shot the sheriff, but not the deputy - then who did? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgiaredskin Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Because you don't buy it, you rent it.Again - if he shot the sheriff, but not the deputy - then who did? They are accusing Sean Taylor of it. If time is flowing by colors, then what is space flowing by? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticVillain Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 They are accusing Sean Taylor of it.If time is flowing by colors, then what is space flowing by? it is flowing by space If you can stand on the shoulders of a giant you can see further then a giant, what would happen if the giant is standing on your shoulders? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 it is flowing by spaceIf you can stand on the shoulders of a giant you can see further then a giant, what would happen if the giant is standing on your shoulders? He could see further than me. If Fred Flintstone knew that large order of ribs was going to tip over his car, why did he order them after every episode? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgiaredskin Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 He could see further than me.If Fred Flintstone knew that large order of ribs was going to tip over his car, why did he order them after every episode? He's a rib addict. Ribs mattered more to him than his car. If you knew you were about to speak your last words on Earth, what would they be and who would they be to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticVillain Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 He's a rib addict. Ribs mattered more to him than his car.If you knew you were about to speak your last words on Earth, what would they be and who would they be to? I would say to my girl... TO was a good Redskins :laugh: :laugh: If John Jacob Jingerhigmer Schimt is the same name as mine, do we share the same SSN#? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CEJ2200 Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 I would say to my girl...TO was a good Redskins :laugh: :laugh: If John Jacob Jingerhigmer Schimt is the same name as mine, do we share the same SSN#? Yes - but only in Bizarro world, and his is tattooed on his arm. Why are trees made of wood? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticVillain Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Yes - but only in Bizarro world, and his is tattooed on his arm.Why are trees made of wood? becase wood dose not burn easily If the world is round how come it is filled with so many squares? If you know what I mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unsonny Posted February 2, 2006 Author Share Posted February 2, 2006 becase wood dose not burn easilyIf the world is round how come it is filled with so many squares? If you know what I mean. cuz squares make the pegs that dont fit, all the better How can I have any pudding if I didnt eat my meat? (that doesnt sound right - WTF) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 cuz squares make the pegs that dont fit, all the betterHow can I have any pudding if I didnt eat my meat? (that doesnt sound right - WTF) Because, all in all - it was all just bricks in the wall. What if the hokey pokey is all that is about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Because, all in all - it was all just bricks in the wall.What if the hokey pokey is all that is about? Then I guess you just have to turn yourself around... Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheREALJBird Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Then I guess you just have to turn yourself around...Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? No I haven't....but Chuck Norris has :laugh: How did that owl manage to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop in 3 licks?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 No I haven't....but Chuck Norris has :laugh: How did that owl manage to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop in 3 licks?? Because he's wise, DUH! If a desk lamp goes on your desk, and a floor lamp goes on your floor, where the hell does a Lava lamp go?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheREALJBird Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Because he's wise, DUH!If a desk lamp goes on your desk, and a floor lamp goes on your floor, where the hell does a Lava lamp go?? In a Volcano DUH Whose Dumb and whose Dumber?(between Carrey and Daniels of course) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 In a Volcano DUH Whose Dumb and whose Dumber?(between Carrey and Daniels of course) Well, for a second at the end of the movie you think Carrey is Dumb and Daniels is Dumber, because Carrey goes to stop the bus full of bikini models. Then he directs them in the right way to the town, officially making him Dumber. Why the **** do they make "sweat-proof" suntan lotion that is not sweat-proof??? :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheREALJBird Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Well, for a second at the end of the movie you think Carrey is Dumb and Daniels is Dumber, because Carrey goes to stop the bus full of bikini models. Then he directs them in the right way to the town, officially making him Dumber I agree he's dumber...I had different reasoning though. When he's reading the newspaper he couldn't read the word "the" :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 I agree he's dumber...I had different reasoning though. When he's reading the newspaper he couldn't read the word "the" :laugh: I've got another question for ya: What the **** am I still doing awake?!?!? :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheREALJBird Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 I've got another question for ya: What the **** am I still doing awake?!?!? :doh: If I knew the answer to that I myself would be sleeping right now too :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticVillain Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Well, for a second at the end of the movie you think Carrey is Dumb and Daniels is Dumber, because Carrey goes to stop the bus full of bikini models. Then he directs them in the right way to the town, officially making him Dumber.Why the **** do they make "sweat-proof" suntan lotion that is not sweat-proof??? :mad: They make sweat proof lotion so when you play volley ball you will be drier then Peter King's Scalp, What if OJ Simpsons Glove did fit? (This should be good) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 They make sweat proof lotion so when you play volley ball you will be drier then Peter King's Scalp,What if OJ Simpsons Glove did fit? (This should be good) He'd still be guilty - he'd still be free. If Donald Duck doesn't wear pants, how come he wraps a towel around himself when he gets out of the shower? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unsonny Posted February 2, 2006 Author Share Posted February 2, 2006 He'd still be guilty - he'd still be free.If Donald Duck doesn't wear pants, how come he wraps a towel around himself when he gets out of the shower? you really shouldnt be looking through his window dude but anyway the answer is - you know how our wenises gets smaller when they get wet (or cold) well ducks "that can talk", their's gets BIGGER and Donald Duck is shy When people that are left handed open doors, do they get in their own ways when they try to walk through? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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