PleaseBlitz Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Only when the water is wet..Why do people talk about the Redskins so much on this site? Because if we didnt all have that in common, we would all hate each other. :jk: How did Jim Rome get his own TV show? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smashmowf Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Because if we didnt all have that in common, we would all hate each other. :jk: How did Jim Rome get his own TV show? Because he is burning... Why does defecate stink? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellis Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Because he is burning...Why does defecate stink? because scat movie producers demand it. if God ate a mushroom, would he see people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgiaredskin Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 because scat movie producers demand it.if God ate a mushroom, would he see people? God don't need no mushroom to see people. What is the definition of the word "IF"? (Bill Clinton) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Sassy Molassy Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 because scat movie producers demand it.if God ate a mushroom, would he see people? Yes, but none of his friends would ever believe him when he tells them about it. Why do women have babies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dfitzo53 Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 because scat movie producers demand it.if God ate a mushroom, would he see people? I think we already established that God did eat a mushroom and saw the platypus. Why can't they make good TV anymore? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dfitzo53 Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Yes, but none of his friends would ever believe him when he tells them about it.Why do women have babies? Because Arnold swore he'd only do it that once. Is he really the governor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Nostril Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Yes, but none of his friends would ever believe him when he tells them about it.Why do women have babies? Because it makes more sense than them having packets of Cream Cheese. Which 3 parts of my body itch right now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgiaredskin Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Because it makes more sense than them having packets of Cream Cheese.Which 3 parts of my body itch right now? Your brain, your butt, and of course, your nostrils. Why do grapefruit and grape share a name when they don't look anything alike? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shippy1973 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Your brain, your butt, and of course, your nostrils.Why do grapefruit and grape share a name when they don't look anything alike? Because they describe the sizes of women's breasts. How do they make staples? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgiaredskin Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Because they describe the sizes of women's breasts.How do they make staples? Tiny elves bite into a giant metal plate all day long at their factory. Why does Peter Pan wear tights? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Nostril Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Tiny elves bite into a giant metal plate all day long at their factory.Why does Peter Pan wear tights? Because he wanted to sign the declaration of independence. Telephone is to calender mouse pad as the brooklyn bridge is to...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgiaredskin Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Because he wanted to sign the declaration of independence.Telephone is to calender mouse pad as the brooklyn bridge is to...? Sand Castles. Why do cats act like they are fighting when they ****? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Sand Castles.Why do cats act like they are fighting when they ****? Because it's a thin line between love and hate. Why, in the evolution of man and most other animals, did the execratory and reproductive functions occur in the same organ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
herrmag Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Because it's a thin line between love and hate.Why, in the evolution of man and most other animals, did the execratory and reproductive functions occur in the same organ? Double your pleasure, double your fun What the hell does the saying "Have your cake and eat it too" mean? It's your cake, why can't you eat it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgiaredskin Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Because it's a thin line between love and hate.Why, in the evolution of man and most other animals, did the execratory and reproductive functions occur in the same organ? Because people usually say "****! you're damn good *****!" during sex. Why does every city in California start with San? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Looney Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Because people usually say "****! you're damn good *****!" during sex.Why does every city in California start with San? Because "San" is Mexican for "overpopulated". Why are humans considered the dominant species? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unsonny Posted January 31, 2006 Author Share Posted January 31, 2006 Because "San" is Mexican for "overpopulated".Why are humans considered the dominant species? cuz dolphins picked flippers instead. when you fall asleep on the bus, is it normal to wake up with your zipper down? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 cuz dolphins picked flippers instead.when you fall asleep on the bus, is it normal to wake up with your zipper down? If you were in DuPont circle....yes. Why do dogs sniff each others butts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unsonny Posted January 31, 2006 Author Share Posted January 31, 2006 If you were in DuPont circle....yes.Why do dogs sniff each others butts? looking for our old friend Mr. Hanky, of course What is with the EMO fad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgiaredskin Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 looking for our old friend Mr. Hanky, of course :notworthy :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smashmowf Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 looking for our old friend Mr. Hanky, of courseWhat is with the EMO fad? It is an evil plot by bin laden to disturb G. Bush's train of thought... What does Mister Hanky take for constipation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unsonny Posted January 31, 2006 Author Share Posted January 31, 2006 It is an evil plot by bin laden to disturb G. Bush's train of thought...What does Mister Hanky take for constipation? he takes a spoon and......(well you get the picture) Can you touch your nose with your tongue? (I hope you didnt do that in front of anyone) :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smashmowf Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 he takes a spoon and......(well you get the picture)Can you touch your nose with your tongue? (I hope you didnt do that in front of anyone) :laugh: Nooo....but I can touch my chin with my nose hairs.... Who decided that milk should be poured into cereal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Looney Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Nooo....but I can touch my chin with my nose hairs....Who decided that milk should be poured into cereal? The first guy who ate his cereal with a beer. Who is the stupidest man alive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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