unsonny Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 after you ANSWER the stupid question with a stupid answer - THEN (and only THEN) can you, yourself ask a stupid question to the next person Q: Why can Goofy talk, but Pluto can't? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKINS@THEGOALLINE Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 Q:Why do we drive on Parkways, and park on driveways? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dg28daman Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 Why are wrong numbers never busy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dg28daman Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 Do vegatarians eat animal crackers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistymjohnson Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 I've always wondered... What happens to an 18-hour bra AFTER 18 hours? (I never in a million years thought I would actually express this) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
28rdsknsfn28 Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 Why do we have hot water heaters? Why do we say heads up if someone is about to get hit with something? Why is there brail on the drive up ATM? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woofer Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 Do animals eat vegetarian crackers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praise_gibbs Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 How do blind people know when they are done wiping? :whoknows: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 What was the best thing before sliced bread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praise_gibbs Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoCommiesGo Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 If 7-11 is open 24 hours and holidays, why does it have locks on the door? Why is it a building if is already built? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aREDSKIN Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 Was it really a feminist that coined the term MENstruation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unsonny Posted January 29, 2006 Author Share Posted January 29, 2006 Was it really a feminist that coined the term MENstruation? of course it was, they hate us men and wanted to bring us down even more!!! Why do men have nipples? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarhog Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 of course it was, they hate us men and wanted to bring us down even more!!!Why do men have nipples? Because they're incredibly nice to look at. Next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 Why do men have nipples? So Tarhog can show off. Why are there still eagle fans? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unsonny Posted January 29, 2006 Author Share Posted January 29, 2006 So Tarhog can show off.Why are there still eagle fans? Some people are born to be losers Why do we look back into the toilet after we poop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phat Hog Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phat Hog Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unsonny Posted January 29, 2006 Author Share Posted January 29, 2006 If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? You failed to not succeed. Why is it when you look in the mirror all the crap is backwards - I hate that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unsonny Posted January 29, 2006 Author Share Posted January 29, 2006 we're losing the thread here after you ANSWER the stupid question with a stupid answer - THEN (and only THEN) can you, yourself ask a stupid question to the next person Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 Why is it when you look in the mirror all the crap is backwards - I hate that. It's part of Dr. X's mind control. If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 You failed to not succeed.Why is it when you look in the mirror all the crap is backwards - I hate that. Maybe the mirror is correct, and YOU are backwards. How is it that if i eat 1 pound of cookies, i gain 5 pounds? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unsonny Posted January 29, 2006 Author Share Posted January 29, 2006 It's part of Dr. X's mind control. Why do we drive on the parkway & park in the driveway? "The Man" controls us through mindless idoms that we can never figure out, then he tells us we need to consume more food and drive faster and more fuel eating cars...all for the rich to get richer and ME to stay poorer....dang it....i'm hungry where is Mac Donalds!!!!! Why do the servers at the drive-thru window say MAC Donalds instead of MC Donalds? as in: "Welcome to MAC Donalds, can i take your order please?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 Why do the servers at the driv-thru window say MAC Donalds instead of MC Donalds? It's a Scottish/Irish love hate thing. Just be glad they don't were kilts there. If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unsonny Posted January 29, 2006 Author Share Posted January 29, 2006 It's a Scottish/Irish love hate thing. Just be glad they don't were kilts there.If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter? After you cut its ear off it does....an earless kitty litter road kill....or #2 at your local Hunan Why cant I get my tail back?...I gots a tail bone!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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