CousinsCowgirl84 Posted August 16, 2023 Share Posted August 16, 2023 3 minutes ago, Captain Wiggles said: It specifically says there are "stories in every jar". Hopefully one is about why there's a pig dressed all fancy on the label. 🐖 After a bottle he looks handsome. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wiggles Posted August 16, 2023 Share Posted August 16, 2023 3 minutes ago, CousinsCowgirl84 said: After a bottle he looks handsome. No bottles. Everything they sell seems to be in mason jars. Jars with Chipper Jones on some of them. 🤣 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted August 16, 2023 Share Posted August 16, 2023 24 minutes ago, Captain Wiggles said: It specifically says there are "stories in every jar". Hopefully one is about why there's a pig dressed all fancy on the label. 🐖 Horror stories. Either Lovecraft or Saw. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xameil Posted August 16, 2023 Share Posted August 16, 2023 1 hour ago, CousinsCowgirl84 said: Probably because bloody Mary’s are nasty Communist 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted August 16, 2023 Share Posted August 16, 2023 54 minutes ago, Captain Wiggles said: No bottles. Everything they sell seems to be in mason jars. Jars with Chipper Jones on some of them. 🤣 I've got some Chipper stories. They're not good. What was that sweet tea vodka that was out about a decade ago? Tasted great, worst hangover ever. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CobraCommander Posted August 16, 2023 Share Posted August 16, 2023 3 hours ago, PleaseBlitz said: That's gasoline and bacon grease served in a styrofoam cup. I could be wrong but that sounds like the recipe for Napalm. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wiggles Posted August 16, 2023 Share Posted August 16, 2023 1 hour ago, skinsmarydu said: I've got some Chipper stories. They're not good. Keep eem to yourself. I don't need you depreciating the value of his rookie cards. 🤪 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted August 16, 2023 Share Posted August 16, 2023 So I'm guessing the catch phrase "Leggo my Eggo!" is going to have a new meaning: puking up your liquid breakfast. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skintime Posted August 16, 2023 Share Posted August 16, 2023 4 hours ago, TradeTheBeal! said: Waiting for Waffle House to throw their hat in the ring here. That will come with this... 3 hours ago, CousinsCowgirl84 said: Probably because bloody Mary’s are nasty I used to be a bartender, you just have to know how to make them. I used to hate them too until I figured out how to make a great one. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted August 16, 2023 Share Posted August 16, 2023 They lost me here Quote Eggo, the company known for its delicious waffles 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted August 17, 2023 Share Posted August 17, 2023 Only a female bartender named Mary can make the best Bloody Mary. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED ! 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted August 17, 2023 Share Posted August 17, 2023 1 hour ago, Captain Wiggles said: Keep eem to yourself. I don't need you depreciating the value of his rookie cards. 🤪 Will do. As long as everyone lays off Jagr. I have 3 of his. 😁 A ton of good stuff, but I'm having trouble getting it all appraised. I went to at least one Braves game a week back then, SI had us as the cheapest game/team in sports. Easy peasy, but not anymore. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tshile Posted August 17, 2023 Share Posted August 17, 2023 5 hours ago, Xameil said: Heathen.... You left off bloody mary for a morning drink ugh you’re right my bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sisko Posted August 17, 2023 Share Posted August 17, 2023 2 hours ago, PCS said: They lost me here One completely and utterly loses all credibility after describing Eggos as tasting like anything other than cardboard that was used as toilet paper. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted August 17, 2023 Share Posted August 17, 2023 I can make Eggos amazing. Just need a good surface. 😉 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade7 Posted August 17, 2023 Share Posted August 17, 2023 3 minutes ago, The Sisko said: One completely and utterly loses all credibility after describing Eggos as tasting like anything other than cardboard that was used as toilet paper. That moment when you realize your two year old daughter wont eat them without shmuckers orange marmalade on them... "it's like she's tryin to tell us someth..." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistertim Posted August 17, 2023 Share Posted August 17, 2023 (edited) 8 hours ago, Cooked Crack said: https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/food/2023/08/15/eggo-brunch-in-a-jar-liqueur/70595854007/ Mmm.. sippin' cream. Something I've definitely heard of before today. Edited August 17, 2023 by mistertim 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sisko Posted August 17, 2023 Share Posted August 17, 2023 1 hour ago, Renegade7 said: That moment when you realize your two year old daughter wont eat them without shmuckers orange marmalade on them... "it's like she's tryin to tell us someth..." For what they were, the Aunt Jemima frozen waffles were the truth back in the day. Then somewhere along the line, the morons that manufactured them decided they needed to be clones of the Eggo cardboard nastiness. I like to think they were eventually discontinued because of that, but the listeria recall might have played a small part. In another karmic twist, Waffle House decided to add a location within walking distance from our house after we moved here. Take that Eggo!! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade7 Posted August 17, 2023 Share Posted August 17, 2023 Folks tend to talk about Waffle House like its an gas station bathroom in West Bubble**** until they witness a brand new one... I used to work at one in Dumfries...thats still closest one to me...carryout only saturday nights now, they couldnt take it anymore...still gets the job done... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xameil Posted August 17, 2023 Share Posted August 17, 2023 8 hours ago, tshile said: ugh you’re right my bad Ill forgive you.....this time.... But Im watching you... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted August 26, 2023 Share Posted August 26, 2023 https://www.washingtonpost.com/food/2023/08/22/eggo-brunch-in-a-jar-alcohol/ Eggo’s ‘Brunch in a Jar’ sippin’ cream is a boozy, diabolical disaster Quote In “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory,” the mad genius candy-maker Willy Wonka’s confections memorably include a “three-course dinner” chewing gum. The treat delivers to its chewers a succession of flavors that span an entire meal, starting with tomato soup, then moving on to roast beef and baked potatoes, and finally a blueberry pie and ice cream dessert — though Wonka boasted that it could taste like any other menu one might choose. I thought of this fictional creation when I first encountered waffle-maker Eggo’s new “Brunch in a Jar” drink, a boozy concoction whose Wonka-esque creators designed to impart all the tastes you might find on a combination platter at your local diner — “toasted Eggo waffles, sweet maple syrup and rich butter, with a hint of smoky bacon,” per the promotional materials — in a single glass. The drink is the product of a collaboration with Tennessee-based Sugarlands Distilling, whose rum-infused Appalachian Sippin’ Cream forms the base of the Eggo drink. While struggling to process this novel substance, I was appalled and curious in equal measure. Was this some kind of bizarre meal-replacement product, with the added bonus of a buzz (thanks to the 20 percent ABV)? No. Apparently it’s meant to be consumed alongside … real Eggo waffles in their solid form. And what in the name of Saint Dolly Parton is “sippin’ cream”? A visit to the company’s website reveals that it’s a rich beverage infused with dessert flavors including banana pudding and dark chocolate and coffee. These were not particularly reassuring answers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CobraCommander Posted August 26, 2023 Share Posted August 26, 2023 (edited) I just got invited to a brunch party. I think this will be what I bring. *Might be hard to find. Total wine is sold out. Edited August 26, 2023 by CobraCommander 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corcaigh Posted August 26, 2023 Share Posted August 26, 2023 1 hour ago, PleaseBlitz said: https://www.washingtonpost.com/food/2023/08/22/eggo-brunch-in-a-jar-alcohol/ Eggo’s ‘Brunch in a Jar’ sippin’ cream is a boozy, diabolical disaster This type of elitist foodie review will result in a new country song … ’Food snobs north of Fredericksburg’ 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CobraCommander Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 I found some! Kinda expensive tho. 21 bucks. 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metalhead Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 Just got a bottle of the Eggo and a bottle with pickles, same brand. We're doing some kind of "wacky" secret santa thing, not sure how it works...but these should do the trick. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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