Game Day Thread - The Legend of Taylor Heinicke at Jerruh's Aluminum Bench Emporium

[RichmondRedskin88]

1 minute ago, KDawg said:

I’m not doing a next day thread. Just use this as the pseudo thread and pretend everyone got three frowns besides John Bates, Patterson and Gibson.

3 frowns?  That’s very generous. 

[Rufus T Firefly]

1 minute ago, NickyJ said:

Kyle is in now. I'm awake.

[Momma There Goes That Man]

Give me 63!

[zCommander]

Still don't understand why Tress wasn't first in Pro Bowl selection. He is damn good. 

[duffy]

Just now, Momma There Goes That Man said:

Give me 63!

I've been rooting for 70 since the second pick 

[NewCliche21]

Whelp, I'm out.  Hope you guys can stop trying to tear each other apart.  HTTWFT

[PartyPosse]

Major momentum swing there.

[Redwards]

2 minutes ago, Riggo#44 said:

Good call. I am sure top candidates will flock to one of the worst-run organizations in sporting, after **** canning a well-respected coach two years after handing him the keys to the kingdom.

 

You really thought this one out. Good job.

Please read the rest of the post.  

 

I said that I realized the next guy would be worse.  I KNOW we can't fire him now.  I was articulating that I know where this regime is headed; we've seen it for 22 years and the end isn't good.  But because of Dan's reputation, we have to hold onto Ron as long as possible because he is the last coach we're ever likely to have under Dan that possesses even a modicum of talent.  

 

Ron needs to be fired.  He's done next to nothing.  But we can't get rid of him because the alternative is worse.  This is Snyder hell.

 

Sometimes there's a lot more on the page than what is typed.  Please try this before hurling insults around at fellow fans.  I don't believe in insulting fellow fans even if I disagree with their opinions.

[clskinsfan]

Good for Heinike though. Dude went from bagging groceries last year to 10 million bucks in his bank account. 

[RichmondRedskin88]

Just now, Renegade7 said:

Please, stop running the ball, we're down by millions, just try to get into some rhythm with hurry up, coulda left Taylor in if we're just going to run out the clock, see what Allen can do in garbage time, try something.

 

*picks up stick and pokes football team

 

Do something.

Don’t poke too much. Might catch a right hook.

[NickyJ]

Just now, Rufus T Firefly said:

y tho?

I live for QB dramas. It's like Downton Abbey, except it's set in a trailer park.

[zCommander]

2 minutes ago, NickyJ said:

Kyle is in now. I'm awake.

 

3 and out. Go back to sleep. 

[KDawg]

3 minutes ago, FootballZombie said:

 

Both were really upset on the bench while arguing. Payne stood up and poked Allen in the head. Allen retaliated w/ a punch. Teammates immediately separated them

Allen probably commented that the heated bench was too warm on his glutes. Payne got mad because he loves his glutes to be heated

[Momma There Goes That Man]

I’m excited to teach my nephew the entire multiplication table next week using the Dallas score 

[Dan T.]

Once again, Tress Way is the Team’s Most Valuable Player. 
 

How sad is that for anybody not named Tress Way?

[Jabbyrwock]

Just now, NickyJ said:

Kyle is in now. I'm awake.

 

I'll take "things Ms Allen says at 11pm" for 100 Alex.

[Momma There Goes That Man]

1 minute ago, duffy said:

I've been rooting for 70 since the second pick 

i root for it every game but this is the first time I can feel it

[Catatonic]

1 minute ago, zskins said:

Still don't understand why Tress wasn't first in Pro Bowl selection. He is damn good. 

The only reason has to be because he plays for WFT. 

[tomwvr]

There are 3 young head coaches in the nfl from the Washington system. We were too stupid or blind to see this and kept bad coaches that now have us in this situation 

[zCommander]

Just now, clskinsfan said:

Good for Heinike though. Dude went from bagging groceries last year to 10 million bucks in his bank account. 

 

I believe it was 4 mil though. 

[Renegade7]

1 minute ago, RichmondRedskin88 said:

Don’t poke too much. Might catch a right hook.

Again, I want them to be pissed, just point it at Dallas, not each other

[Skinsinparadise]

 

[RichmondRedskin88]

Just now, NewCliche21 said:

Whelp, I'm out.  Hope you guys can stop trying to tear each other apart.  HTTWFT

[NewCliche21]

Just now, Jabbyrwock said:

 

I'll take "things Ms Allen says at 11pm" for 100 Alex.

 

I will say man, not all of your jokes are winners, but you've got some talent.  Love that you're on this board.

[Conn]

2 minutes ago, clskinsfan said:

Good for Heinike though. Dude went from bagging groceries last year to 10 million bucks in his bank account. 

One of the few people in our recent history who will leave here better off than when he arrived. Happy for him

 

(there have been many others who left here much richer than when they arrived of course, but usually it’s at the cost of their careers or reputation. Heinicke had neither) 

Edited December 27, 2021 by ConnSKINS26