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20 minutes ago, CousinsCowgirl84 said:

Turned out her dad is a suspected serial killer 😬

 

7 minutes ago, PokerPacker said:

Well yeah, he was on the naughty list.

 

 

He piped eleven pipers.

 

...we're not even gonna talk about what he did to the geese.

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The wife decided to send me to Home Depot with the kids to get a tree stand

 

so I let the “kids convince me” to buy the 7 foot tall grinch and 7 foot tall snowman and the 5 foot y’all plastic reindeer.

 

she’s obviously unhappy with me but I told her to relax, they were out of the 15 foot tall Santa and reindeer with beer mugs that “the kids really wanted”

 

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50 minutes ago, tshile said:

she’s obviously unhappy with me but I told her to relax, they were out of the 15 foot tall Santa and reindeer with beer mugs that “the kids really wanted”

 

You should have told her they didn't have the 15 foot drunk Santa but it's ok because you made sure to special order it just for her and you even went as far as paying extra to ensure it arrives before Christmas. 

 

Now that's how one writes a proper run on sentence. 🤣

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