Larry Posted December 25, 2022 Share Posted December 25, 2022 Hey. Technically, is "son of God" a pronoun? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted December 25, 2022 Share Posted December 25, 2022 Quote Miss Agnes McHolstein 69 Cash Avenue Beaver Valley, Colorado December 14, 1994 Dearest John: I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge in a pear tree. What a thoroughly delightful gift. I couldn't have been more surprised. With deepest love and devotion, Agnes Quote Miss Agnes McHolstein 69 Cash Avenue Beaver Valley, Colorado December 15, 1994 Dearest John: Today the postman brought your very sweet gift. Just imagine two turtle doves. I'm just delighted at your very thoughtful gift. They are just adorable. All my love, Agnes Quote Miss Agnes McHolstein 69 Cash Avenue Beaver Valley, Colorado December 16, 1994 Dearest John: Oh! Aren't you the extravagant one. Now I really must protest. I don't deserve such generosity, Three French hens. They are just darling but I must insist, you've been too kind. Love, Agnes Quote Miss Agnes McHolstein 69 Cash Avenue Beaver Valley, Colorado December 17, 1994 Dear John, Today the postman delivered 4 calling birds. Now really, they are beautiful but don't you think enough is enough. You're being too romantic. Affectionately, Agnes Quote Miss Agnes McHolstein 69 Cash Avenue Beaver Valley, Colorado December 18, 1994 Dearest John: What a surprise. Today the postman delivered 5 golden rings; one for every finger. You're just impossible, but I love it. Frankly, all those birds squawking were beginning to get on my nerves. All my love, Agnes Quote Miss Agnes McHolstein 69 Cash Avenue Beaver Valley, Colorado December 19, 1994 Dear John: When I opened the door there were actually 6 geese a-laying on my front steps. So, you're back to the birds again, huh? Those geese are huge. Where will I ever keep them? The neighbors are complaining and I can't sleep through the racket. Please stop. Cordially, Agnes Quote Miss Agnes McHolstein 69 Cash Avenue Beaver Valley, Colorado December 20, 1994 John: What's with you and those crazy birds? 7 swans a-swimming. What kind of terrible joke is this? There's bird **** all over the house, and they never stop with the racket. I can't sleep at night and I'm a nervous wreck. It's not funny. So stop sending me all these birds! Sincerely, Agnes Quote Miss Agnes McHolstein 69 Cash Avenue Beaver Valley, Colorado December 21, 1994 O.K. Buster: I think I prefer the birds. What am I going to do with 8 maids a-milking? It's not enough with all those birds and 8 maids a-milking, but they had to bring their cows! There is **** all over the lawn and I can't move in my own house. Just lay off me, smart ass. Agnes Quote Miss Agnes McHolstein 69 Cash Avenue Beaver Valley, Colorado December 22, 1994 Hey! ****head, What are you? Some kind of sadist? Now there's 9 pipers playing. And boy, do they play. They've never stopped chasing those maids since they got here yesterday morning. They cows are getting upset, and they're stepping all over those screeching birds. What am I going to do? The neighbors have started a petition to evict me. You'll get yours, Agnes Quote Miss Agnes McHolstein 69 Cash Avenue Beaver Valley, Colorado December 23, 1994 You Rotten Sadist, Now there's 10 ladies dancing. I don't know why I call those sluts ladies. They've been messing with those pipers all night long. Now the cows can't sleep and they've got the diarrhea. My living room is a river of ****. The Commissioner of Buildings has subpoenaed me to give cause why this building shouldn't be condemned. I'm sicking the police on you. One who means it. Quote Miss Agnes McHolstein 69 Cash Avenue Beaver Valley, Colorado December 24, 1994 Listen! Looser, What's with the 11 lords a-leaping on those maids and ladies. Some of those broads will never walk again. Those pipers ran through the maids and have been committing sodomy with the cows. All 23 of the birds are dead. They've been trampled to death in the orgy. I hope you're satisfied, you rotten, vicious swine. Your sworn enemy, Agnes Quote Law Offices Badger, Bender and Cahole 303 Knave Street Chicago, Illinois December 25, 1994 Dear Sir: This is to acknowledge your latest gift of 12 fiddlers fiddling which you have seen fit to inflict on our client, Miss Agnes McHolstein. The destruction, of course, was total. All correspondence should come to our attention. If you should attempt to reach Miss McHolstein at Happy Dale Sanitarium, the attendants have instructions to shoot you on sight. With this letter please find attached warrant for your arrest. Cordially, Badger, Bender and Cahole 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted December 25, 2022 Share Posted December 25, 2022 37 minutes ago, Larry said: Hey. Technically, is "son of God" a pronoun? I'm pretty sure that's just a noun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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China Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 Alleging 'forced' conversion, Hindu organisations beat up Santa Claus in Gujarat Ahead of the New Year celebrations, people dressed as Santa Claus was allegedly beaten up by a Hindu organisation in Gujarat's Ahmedabad on Friday. Videos of the attack went viral on social media. On Friday night, Bajrang Dal activists reached the Kankaria zoo entry gate where Kankaria Carnival 2022 was organised by the government. They alleged that the people dressed up as Santa Claus were into conversion activity by giving chocolates and religious books to the visitors. They also claimed that they received complaints about the same. Speaking to media persons, North Gujarat Bajrang Dal president Javalit Mehta said, "When we went there to protest against the people who were doing religious conversion activity, there was a clash with some of them." The video of members of the Hindu supremacist organisation attacking and beating the individuals dress up as Santa Claus went viral on social media. The members were seen threatening the Santa Clauses to "go back" to their churches to spread the word about their religion. Vishwa Hindu Parishad spokesperson Hitendrasinh Rajput said, "for the past four days of the Kankaria Carnival, missionaries have been promoting Christianity by selling books dressed as Santa Claus near the entry of the zoo and promoting conversion activities by explaining about Jesus and Christianity. On being informed about the matter, 20 activists led by North Gujarat president of Bajrang Dal Javalit Mehta stopped the conversion activity in the government program at around 9 pm on Friday." Click on the link for the full article 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooked Crack Posted January 5 Author Share Posted January 5 (edited) Language is spicy Edited January 5 by Cooked Crack 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 New England girl seeking proof of Santa asks police to test cookie, carrots for DNA A young Rhode Island girl has finally figured out how to determine if Santa Claus is real - DNA. The Cumberland resident sent a partially eaten cookie as well as a couple of gnawed-on carrot sticks to the town's police department to ask if they can be tested for DNA, Chief Matthew Benson said in a statement Friday. “I took a sample of a cookie and carrots that I left for Santa and the raindeer on Christmas Eve and I was wondering if you could take a sample of DNA and see if Santa is real?” the girl wrote. Her name and age were not disclosed. Benson forwarded the “evidence” to the state's Department of Health-Forensic Sciences unit for analysis. “Items to be examined for traces of DNA and compared with profiles on record for the above-named suspect/aliases,” the department form says. Click on the link for the full article 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
88Comrade2000 Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 A neighbor still has their Xmas lights up in one tree. They took everything else down but to lazy to do the tree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 23 minutes ago, 88Comrade2000 said: A neighbor still has their Xmas lights up in one tree. They took everything else down but to lazy to do the tree. My tree's been up for two years. 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 (edited) I don't see the problem. If people leave their tree or lights up year round or say through Feb or later...so what. Edited January 22 by The Evil Genius 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabbyrwock Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 4 minutes ago, The Evil Genius said: I don't see the problem. If people leave their tree or lights up year round or say through Feb or later...so what. We keep the x-mas lights on at night as long as there is snow on the ground. The multicolored glow twinkling under the snow is just relaxing and pretty. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 I say that as someone who does 0 Xmas decorations. I just don't care to decorate but I also don't care if the neighbors keep a tree or lights up year round. To each their own. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 On 1/21/2023 at 3:39 PM, China said: New England girl seeking proof of Santa asks police to test cookie, carrots for DNA A young Rhode Island girl has finally figured out how to determine if Santa Claus is real - DNA. The Cumberland resident sent a partially eaten cookie as well as a couple of gnawed-on carrot sticks to the town's police department to ask if they can be tested for DNA, Chief Matthew Benson said in a statement Friday. “I took a sample of a cookie and carrots that I left for Santa and the raindeer on Christmas Eve and I was wondering if you could take a sample of DNA and see if Santa is real?” the girl wrote. Her name and age were not disclosed. Benson forwarded the “evidence” to the state's Department of Health-Forensic Sciences unit for analysis. “Items to be examined for traces of DNA and compared with profiles on record for the above-named suspect/aliases,” the department form says. Click on the link for the full article Results released in girl’s request for DNA evidence of Santa The Rhode Island Department of Health says it was not able “to definitively confirm or refute the presence of Santa” in a young girl’s home after she requested to have a partially eaten cookie and a couple of gnawed-on carrot sticks tested for DNA to see if Santa Claus is real. The department tweeted on Monday that “we all agree that something magical may be at play.” The department said it found no complete matches to anyone in the Combined DNA Index System but said there was a partial match “to a 1947 case centered around 34th Street in New York City,” referring to the movie “Miracle on 34th Street.” It said it would need more DNA samples “from other known Santa encounters to make a definitive match.” The “good news” is that the lab did find the presence of DNA closely matching Rangifer tarandus, known as reindeer, when testing the carrots, the department said. Click on the link for the full story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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