The Miscellaneous Humor Thread---vids/gifs/pics/jokes---no articles, no "owned" stuff

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[LD0506]

[skinsmarydu]

LLUULLZZZZ...  Kirk has done gone lost his mind. 

 

 

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[Momma There Goes That Man]

2 hours ago, skinsmarydu said:

LLUULLZZZZ...  Kirk has done gone lost his mind. 

 

 

this man grills steaks on aluminum foil. He lost his mind a long time ago 

[EmirOfShmo]

 

 

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[Die Hard]

1 hour ago, EmirOfShmo said:

 

 

That was my dad’s, but also Aqua Velva and Brute. Whatever was on sale at the grocery store.

 

Cant believe it’s a cliche.

[redskinss]

10 minutes ago, Die Hard said:

That was my dad’s, but also Aqua Velva and Brute. Whatever was on sale at the grocery store.

 

Cant believe it’s a cliche.

My dad had this big bottle of after shave that was shaped like a train locomotive. 

To this day I have no idea what was in it but I guarantee it wasn't expensive. 

[Die Hard]

5 minutes ago, redskinss said:

My dad had this big bottle of after shave that was shaped like a train locomotive. 

To this day I have no idea what was in it but I guarantee it wasn't expensive. 

 

My parents only bought things out of necessity…. and even then only the cheapest (on sale). In retrospect, I guess I’m more surprised my dad didn’t use homemade cologne.

[Simmsy]

My dad gave me a small bottle of "English Leather" when I was a child because I kept pestering him for it. I can't believe I actually wore that stuff.

[Fan since a Fetus]

I’m a real man and I make my own by grabbing an animal and squeezing its glands until it shoots all over my neck and body. 

it drives the doe(s), I mean the women, wild!!!

 

[skinsmarydu]

25 minutes ago, Simmsy said:

My dad gave me a small bottle of "English Leather" when I was a child because I kept pestering him for it. I can't believe I actually wore that stuff.

In HS, I kept my stuff for 2 classes in my heavy metal buddy's locker (it was closer).  He wore a ton of it.  I remember having to make my mom smell my books to explain it. 

[Die Hard]

42 minutes ago, Simmsy said:

My dad gave me a small bottle of "English Leather" when I was a child because I kept pestering him for it. I can't believe I actually wore that stuff.

That made the air from time to time…. and even Old Spice.

[TradeTheBeal!]

[Captain Wiggles]

I think I still have a bottle of Polo cologne from like 25 years ago. Never been a fan of cologne or perfume. They all make me sneeze. 

 

[zCommander]

[Jabbyrwock]

 

[China]

4 hours ago, redskinss said:

My dad had this big bottle of after shave that was shaped like a train locomotive. 

To this day I have no idea what was in it but I guarantee it wasn't expensive. 

 

Probably Avon

[Renegade7]

I used to be a able to smell my Dad getting ready for work in the morning.

 

But damn, some of these posts lately remind me of this more:

 

 

"60% of the time it works every time."

Edited April 17, 2022 by Renegade7

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[Larry]

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?  
 

He doesn't want people to know he's been ****ing chickens.