The Miscellaneous Humor Thread---vids/gifs/pics/jokes---no articles, no "owned" stuff

[Momma There Goes That Man]

[Dan T.]

4 hours ago, Die Hard said:

Bucket List:
 

[ ✅  ] Sex with a celebrity.

 

It totally freaking counts.

 

Is "Bucket List" street slang for sex with a trash can?

[Die Hard]

11 minutes ago, Dan T. said:

 

Is "Bucket List" street slang for sex with a trash can?

Some might call it sex but I felt a real connection. Some ppl just can see beyond the metallic exterior.

Edited April 12, 2022 by Die Hard

[skinsmarydu]

13 minutes ago, Die Hard said:

Some might call it sex but I felt a real connection. Some ppl just can see beyond the metallic exterior.

Nice understatement of the scientific.  

[Dan T.]

14 hours ago, Die Hard said:

Some might call it sex but I felt a real connection. Some ppl just can see beyond the metallic exterior.

 

I  hope you were wearing a Glad trash bag.

 

 

 

Edited April 13, 2022 by Dan T.

[Die Hard]

12 minutes ago, Dan T. said:

 

I  hope it was wearing a Glad trash bag.

Glad…. that’s my favorite.

[Dan T.]

2 hours ago, Die Hard said:

Glad…. that’s my favorite.

Word is you don’t need a Hefty. 

[TK]

[China]

3 hours ago, Dan T. said:

 

Is "Bucket List" street slang for sex with a trash can?

 

3 hours ago, Die Hard said:

Some might call it sex but I felt a real connection. Some ppl just can see beyond the metallic exterior.

Unavailable for comment 

 

[Die Hard]

27 minutes ago, Dan T. said:

Word is you don’t need a Hefty. 

 

[BleedBNG]

 

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[Die Hard]

10 hours ago, BleedBNG said:

 

Is that Phil Collins?

[ClaytoAli]

Don Rickles during the SNL early years

 

Edited April 13, 2022 by ClaytoAli

[Destino]

 

[mcsluggo]

On 2/18/2022 at 2:23 PM, redskinss said:

 

If you are over 35 ...... 

 

Never

move

again  

 

(until your kids commit you to live in the dying place)

[mcsluggo]

On 2/23/2022 at 10:56 PM, TK said:

 

On 2/23/2022 at 11:39 PM, China said:

 

Fun fact: that picture is a still from Marathon Man, where Dustin Hoffman's character is running for his life from Nazi's, so that'd be adrenaline, not cocaine.

 

Excellent movie, BTW.

 

 

 

 

Fun Fact, that is "method acting".     leading to one of the greatest quotes ever.... 

 

Quote

Dustin Hoffman has long been known as one of method acting’s most earnest exponents. A showbiz story involves his collaboration with Laurence Olivier on the 1976 film Marathon Man. Upon being asked by his co-star how a previous scene had gone, one in which Hoffmann’s character had supposedly stayed up for three days, Hoffmann admitted that he too had not slept for 72 hours to achieve emotional verisimilitude. “My dear boy,” replied Olivier smoothly, “why don’t you just try acting?”

 

[mcsluggo]

On 2/27/2022 at 7:30 PM, TK said:

 

 

 

 

and Nazis.    Don't forget your Nazis.    

 

 

 

 

 

[Captain Wiggles]