The Miscellaneous Humor Thread---vids/gifs/pics/jokes---no articles, no "owned" stuff

[Die Hard]

1 hour ago, LD0506 said:

That image is taking forever to load.

[Captain Wiggles]

[zCommander]

[skinsmarydu]

Heard a hilarious clip on the radio...a food delivery driver got pulled over by a cop for a traffic violation, ended up being arrested on some outstanding warrants. 

Cop had him cuffed in the back seat and completed the delivery.   It was from Arby's.  

The question everyone wanted answered was "Who got the tip?"

[PleaseBlitz]

12 minutes ago, skinsmarydu said:

Heard a hilarious clip on the radio...a food delivery driver got pulled over by a cop for a traffic violation, ended up being arrested on some outstanding warrants. 

Cop had him cuffed in the back seat and completed the delivery.   It was from Arby's.  

The question everyone wanted answered was "Who got the tip?"

If he went to prison, the delivery driver probably got at least the tip.  
 

 

…..

 

Tip you servers, folks, you’ve been great. 

[skinsmarydu]

1 hour ago, PleaseBlitz said:

If he went to prison, the delivery driver probably got at least the tip.  
 

 

…..

 

Tip you servers, folks, you’ve been great. 

The last line from the DJ (this is sports talk, btw) was "Their police motto must be 'to serve and protect...and serve.'"

[Larry]

1 hour ago, skinsmarydu said:

The last line from the DJ (this is sports talk, btw) was "Their police motto must be 'to serve and protect...and serve.'"

Ive seen photos of police cars that people are trying to sell to police departments, where the front fender says "we'll kick your ass", and the back says "and eat all the donuts". 

[redskinss]

4 hours ago, skinsmarydu said:

Heard a hilarious clip on the radio...a food delivery driver got pulled over by a cop for a traffic violation, ended up being arrested on some outstanding warrants. 

Cop had him cuffed in the back seat and completed the delivery.   It was from Arby's.  

The question everyone wanted answered was "Who got the tip?"

 

[TradeTheBeal!]

A classic.

 

 

[TradeTheBeal!]

[Renegade7]

 

[skinsmarydu]

[Dan T.]

[Captain Wiggles]

[Captain Wiggles]

 

[Chew]

Spoiler

 

Edited January 29, 2022 by Chew

[Sacks 'n' Stuff]

12 hours ago, Dan T. said:

I don’t get it. Someone explain this one to me.

[Momma There Goes That Man]

44 minutes ago, Sacks 'n' Stuff said:

I don’t get it. Someone explain this one to me.

Looks like she’s floating

[PleaseBlitz]

Spoiler

 

 

[TradeTheBeal!]

[TK]

[zCommander]

2 hours ago, TK said:

 

Marty: "Any of these smurfs look like they have a job? We're gonna lend the smurfs some money that they're losing."

Just happen to be watching S3E5 and saw your post...smurfing at the casino...lol

[skinsmarydu]

2 hours ago, TK said:

You know I'm only 4'10", right?  

I'm burgundy and offended. 🤨

[China]

 

[skinsmarydu]

^^^  I remember that!