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[Dan T.]

 

[Simmsy]

8 hours ago, zCommander said:

 

I wonder what it taste like though lol

 

Unfortunately, probably like Busch.

 

8 hours ago, The 12th Commandment said:

Mrs. 12th bought me that soap.  It smells really good, like sandalwood not stale piss beer, but the bars are so damn big I had to cut them in half.  

 

I'm curious, but don't want to buy it. Come over and rub your soapy body against me so I can have a sample smell...in a non gay way, of course.

[The 12th Commandment]

Just now, Simmsy said:

 

Unfortunately, probably like Busch.

 

 

I'm curious, but don't want to buy it. Come over and rub your soapy body against me so I can have a sample smell...in a non gay way, of course.

You'll have to settle for that mental image you so aptly described.  I live a couple thousand miles away...😘

[PokerPacker]

7 hours ago, Die Hard said:

My wife and I have shared finances, and we generally have similar expectations.

 

My wife sprung a new SUV on me in 2010 ($28k) and traded in our old SUV. She was completely oblivious on why I would have been anything other than ecstatic.
 

I didn’t get enough mileage as I should have… because she doesn’t like to be reminded of it and I enjoy sex too much.

As far as vehicles go, SUVs don't tend to get much mileage, but are better for sex.  Story checks out.

[TK]

[Simmsy]

[Fan since a Fetus]

[Xameil]

23 hours ago, zCommander said:

 

I wonder what it taste like though lol

Better then the coors lite beer probably...I meant busch...and was going to fix it, but....its true for both so I left it.

Edited July 19, 2023 by Xameil

[TradeTheBeal!]

[China]

Seems like something from a Monty Python skit:

 

 

[Xameil]

I have no words.....

[Die Hard]

4 hours ago, Fan since a Fetus said:

 

2 hours ago, China said:

Seems like something from a Monty Python skit:

 

 

 

[Simmsy]

4 hours ago, China said:

Seems like something from a Monty Python skit:

 

 

 

There are more people in the stands than at a Commander's game.

[Captain Wiggles]

Does Finland not have any actual horses? 🤔

[Renegade7]

On 7/17/2023 at 11:37 PM, TheGreatBuzz said:

 

We've had this debate before.  I say I'd be pissed if she did it for me.  She says she would be all for it.  It's not a matter of being able to afford it.  It's a huge chunk of change to commit to without talking.  I think we have around a $5k limit before we need to discus.

 

I'm now 100% sure there's some clown out there that bought they Wife a car without making sure its even the one they want now that you posted this...

[Die Hard]

On 7/18/2023 at 11:43 AM, Fan since a Fetus said:

 

[TK]

[PleaseBlitz]

 

[The Evil Genius]

 

[zCommander]

[Fan since a Fetus]

[Captain Wiggles]

[Larry]

44 minutes ago, Captain Wiggles said:

 

My brother used the expression "To boldly go where every dog has gone before."  

[zCommander]

8 hours ago, Captain Wiggles said:

 

I am not trying to be smart ass here. But that there is not a dog. I have seen all of the Star Wars movie so I am well informed

 

[TK]