The Miscellaneous Humor Thread---vids/gifs/pics/jokes---no articles, no "owned" stuff

[skinsmarydu]

[TradeTheBeal!]

9 hours ago, PleaseBlitz said:

@TradeTheBeal!i am SHOCKED you didn’t tag @Spaceman Spiff 

Look, I love Spiff but he’s a Rogan guy.  Oppenheimer memes are prolly over his head.

[Dan T.]

 

 

 

 

“I know I shouldn’t have done this, but I am 83 years old and I was in the McDonald’s drive-through this morning

and the young lady behind me leaned on her horn and started mouthing something because I was taking too long

to place my order. So when I got to the first window I paid for her order along with my own. The cashier must have

told her what I'd done because as we moved up she leaned out her window and waved to me and mouthed "Thank you,"

obviously embarrassed that I had repaid her rudeness with kindness. When I got to the second window I showed

them both receipts and took her food too. Now she has to go back to the end of the line and start all over again.

 

Don't blow your horn at old people, they have been around a long time.”

[TK]

[Dan T.]

^^^ Somewhat related, my cousins who grew up on Iowa farms learned very early in life never to name their farm animals, because they were in for deep disappointment when they asked Uncle Mark "Where's Clucky?"

[Fan since a Fetus]

[TK]

[CousinsCowgirl84]

Is that a catnip bush?

[skinsmarydu]

2 minutes ago, CousinsCowgirl84 said:

Is that a catnip bush?

Catnap.

[Destino]

 

[PeterMP]

5 hours ago, Destino said:

 

He flopped.

[Simmsy]

[Califan007 The Constipated]

 

 

 

 

 

[gbear]

I love how the dog goes from concerned to "great he's dead.  Let's do the humpty dumpty!"

[TK]

[Dan T.]

If Michael Jackson chose boxing instead:

 

 

[LD0506]

[LD0506]

Everyone has a Susan in their life that reminds them of this

[CousinsCowgirl84]

That ****….

[The Evil Genius]

 

[Captain Wiggles]

[PleaseBlitz]

Took this gem on Wednesday. 
 

 

Edited June 9, 2023 by PleaseBlitz

[Captain Wiggles]

[The Evil Genius]

 

[Fan since a Fetus]