Spaceman Spiff Posted April 20, 2022 Share Posted April 20, 2022 It kills me when my dog just lets out a heavy sigh. I'm like, oh yeah? Did you not get enough belly scratches and walks and treats and attention today? What's your issue? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade7 Posted April 20, 2022 Share Posted April 20, 2022 (edited) 1 minute ago, Spaceman Spiff said: It kills me when my dog just lets out a heavy sigh. I'm like, oh yeah? Did you not get enough belly scratches and walks and treats and attention today? What's your issue? Wait until your infant does it during a long car ride, it hits different : ) Edited April 20, 2022 by Renegade7 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted April 20, 2022 Share Posted April 20, 2022 7 minutes ago, Spaceman Spiff said: It kills me when my dog just lets out a heavy sigh. I'm like, oh yeah? Did you not get enough belly scratches and walks and treats and attention today? What's your issue? They don't have nearly the amount of forms of entertainment and responsibilities humans do. TV, movies, video games, the internet...or real life tasks to perform. Most breeds are built for some sort of job. Boredom is literally a form of torture. My border collies didn't have to herd sheep their whole lives, so I had to exhaust them via play. It wasn't always possible...so they'd do weird **** like lick windows and try to herd jumbo jets. My maltese is on that same level. We can play for an hour...once we are both tired, I stop and he sleeps. 30 minutes later, he's wondering "what the ****, let's play fetch." I'm like nah, and he sits there with his eyes wide open, bored. Tough dog bones help a lot. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted April 20, 2022 Share Posted April 20, 2022 Just now, d0ublestr0ker0ll said: They don't have nearly the amount of forms of entertainment and responsibilities humans do. TV, movies, video games, the internet...or real life tasks to perform. Most breeds are built for some sort of job. Boredom is literally a form of torture. My border collies didn't have to herd sheep their whole lives, so I had to exhaust them via play. It wasn't always possible...so they'd do weird **** like lick windows and try to herd jumbo jets. My maltese is on that same level. We can play for an hour...once we are both tired, I stop and he sleeps. 30 minutes later, he's wondering "what the ****, let's play fetch." I'm like nah, and he sits there with his eyes wide open, bored. Tough dog bones help a lot. Oh, she's got about 5 tough bones to chew on. No, she let out her heavy sigh and passed right out on the couch. Nice afternoon snooze. And she does that **** where, if you want to move her, she just becomes dead weight and flops around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted April 20, 2022 Share Posted April 20, 2022 1 minute ago, Spaceman Spiff said: Oh, she's got about 5 tough bones to chew on. No, she let out her heavy sigh and passed right out on the couch. Nice afternoon snooze. And she does that **** where, if you want to move her, she just becomes dead weight and flops around. Sounds like she's simply taking the deep breath a lot of us take before passing out. You have a Golden, no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted April 20, 2022 Share Posted April 20, 2022 3 minutes ago, d0ublestr0ker0ll said: Sounds like she's simply taking the deep breath a lot of us take before passing out. You have a Golden, no? Springer Spaniel. She's amazing, I love her to death. But she's also a giant pain in the ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted April 20, 2022 Share Posted April 20, 2022 7 minutes ago, Spaceman Spiff said: Springer Spaniel. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted April 20, 2022 Share Posted April 20, 2022 Just now, d0ublestr0ker0ll said: Yeah, pretty much. She's ****ing great though, wouldn't trade her for anything. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted April 20, 2022 Share Posted April 20, 2022 Just now, Spaceman Spiff said: Yeah, pretty much. She's ****ing great though, wouldn't trade her for anything. Yep, I feel ya. I thought there were tornadoes in Oklahoma, but Spiff has a pet tornado. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted April 20, 2022 Share Posted April 20, 2022 2 minutes ago, d0ublestr0ker0ll said: Yep, I feel ya. I thought there were tornadoes in Oklahoma, but Spiff has a pet tornado. That's one way of putting it. I call her a Loony Tune cause...well, she kinda is. I'm convinced she's made of rubber, she bounces around the house, bounces off things, contorts her body in ways that seem impossible, spins out in dramatic ways on the hardwood floor, hits the brakes and slides down the hallway...it's a whole show. She's like a real life Wile E. Coyote. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted April 20, 2022 Share Posted April 20, 2022 1 minute ago, Spaceman Spiff said: That's one way of putting it. I call her a Loony Tune cause...well, she kinda is. I'm convinced she's made of rubber, she bounces around the house, bounces off things, contorts her body in ways that seem impossible, spins out in dramatic ways on the hardwood floor, hits the brakes and slides down the hallway...it's a whole show. She's like a real life Wile E. Coyote. The most cartoon-style running dog I've ever had to take care of is a Springer Spaniel. Pete West is his name. Taken care of him, I dunno...100 weekends altogether. Feet going a million miles an hour, but we're walking at my fastest pace while I'm leash walking him to the yard. Moment I let him off the leash, bro makes fire paths like the Delorean from Back to the Future. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted April 20, 2022 Share Posted April 20, 2022 Anyone have a funny quote by a famous person related to health and wellness? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted April 20, 2022 Share Posted April 20, 2022 10 minutes ago, PleaseBlitz said: Anyone have a funny quote by a famous person related to health and wellness? 1 9 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade7 Posted April 20, 2022 Share Posted April 20, 2022 (edited) Daughter up in here roaring like a dinosaur after waking up from her nap and fully charged Edited April 20, 2022 by Renegade7 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted April 20, 2022 Share Posted April 20, 2022 58 minutes ago, PleaseBlitz said: Anyone have a funny quote by a famous person related to health and wellness? "I have never wished a man Covid, but I have read some Covid diagnoses with great satisfaction." - Mark Twain 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacks 'n' Stuff Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 I can’t play 😢 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Die Hard Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 5 hours ago, PleaseBlitz said: Anyone have a funny quote by a famous person related to health and wellness? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 6 hours ago, PleaseBlitz said: Anyone have a funny quote by a famous person related to health and wellness? "The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not." -Mark Twain 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 Got a massage after work, first time in a while. (there were pet deaths and such with my therapist, who said, "Your neck is a ****in' wreck".) Now I'm mush, gonna do the ice, ice baby thing and watch some hoops. Good thing I had my giddy-up on this morning and scooped the poop and whatnot. I can't do **** right now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacks 'n' Stuff Posted April 22, 2022 Share Posted April 22, 2022 I quit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted April 22, 2022 Share Posted April 22, 2022 Look good feel good taste good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted April 22, 2022 Share Posted April 22, 2022 6 hours ago, Sacks 'n' Stuff said: I quit. Is this over chess, or do we need to call you some help...with these subliminal posts? Pawn e4. 5 hours ago, Dr. Do Itch Big said: Look good feel good taste good Ankle bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted April 22, 2022 Share Posted April 22, 2022 12 hours ago, Sacks 'n' Stuff said: I quit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TradeTheBeal! Posted April 22, 2022 Share Posted April 22, 2022 Earth Day, great weather, Friday, 100 days since I got out of the ICU, and riding down to Raleigh with my crew for a Morning Jacket show tonight. I am filled with gratitude. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacks 'n' Stuff Posted April 22, 2022 Share Posted April 22, 2022 5 hours ago, d0ublestr0ker0ll said: Is this over chess, or do we need to call you some help...with these subliminal posts? Probably both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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