Cooked Crack Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabbyrwock Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 15 minutes ago, Cooked Crack said: The police have released a sketch of the attacker: Anyone with information should follow their nose. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistertim Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 16 hours ago, Cooked Crack said: I feel like I'm watching Kids in the Hall or something. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 17 hours ago, Cooked Crack said: I think Lindell heard about Tucker Carlson and thought he said tangerine, when he really said tambourine, and is trying to copy him. The hippies are attacking! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 18 hours ago, Cooked Crack said: 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llevron Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 Yall laughing but somewhere out there is a Antifa Super Solider armed to the teeth with ****ing tangerines. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CobraCommander Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 I know a girl who hates Lindell,She's always plotin' to rebel,But she don't use nothin', That you buy at the store,She wants Lindell to go to hellShe uses TangerinesTangerinesTangerinesTangerinesTangerinesTangerines 1 3 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistertim Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 (edited) 56 minutes ago, Llevron said: Yall laughing but somewhere out there is a Antifa Super Solider armed to the teeth with ****ing tangerines. Edited August 18, 2021 by mistertim 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TradeTheBeal! Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 1 hour ago, Florgon79 said: I know a girl who hates Lindell,She's always plotin' to rebel,But she don't use nothin', That you buy at the store,She wants Lindell to go to hellShe uses TangerinesTangerinesTangerinesTangerinesTangerinesTangerines Pay the man, Shirley. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistertim Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 Lindell is one of those people who's almost impossible to parody because he's a constant parody of himself. It's like he watches late night hosts do bits about him and then says "HOLD MY CRACK!" and outdoes them the next day. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TradeTheBeal! Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 29 minutes ago, mistertim said: Lindell is one of those people who's almost impossible to parody because he's a constant parody of himself. It's like he watches late night hosts do bits about him and then says "HOLD MY CRACK!" and outdoes them the next day. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
88Comrade2000 Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 Saw a Trump 2024 sticker on a car window the other day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 3 minutes ago, Rdskns2000 said: Saw a Trump 2024 sticker on a car window the other day. So? Nothing unusual about that. Seen plenty of people with Trump 2024 flags in their yards in rural Virginia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TradeTheBeal! Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 6 minutes ago, Rdskns2000 said: Saw a Trump 2024 sticker on a car window the other day. Saw a deadhead sticker on a Cadillac the other day… 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 3 minutes ago, TryTheBeal! said: Saw a deadhead sticker on a Cadillac the other day… Thanks, Don. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooked Crack Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TradeTheBeal! Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 I got hit with a Tangerine once. I remember it fondly. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balki1867 Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 10 hours ago, Cooked Crack said: So that's what Matt Damon's been up to lately. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 (edited) Heard there is a man in a truck with explosives near the U.S. Capitol. Police negotiators on the way. [Edit: Only posted in this thread on a hunch.] Edited August 19, 2021 by Dan T. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 The Associated Press on Twitter: "BREAKING: Police are investigating a report of a possible explosive device in a pickup truck near the Library of Congress in Washington, D.C. The area around the building has been evacuated. https://t.co/15n397nev4" / Twitter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 14 hours ago, TryTheBeal! said: Saw a deadhead sticker on a Cadillac the other day… Out on the road today I saw a Black Flag sticker on a Cadillac 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 Hey Mr. Tangerine Man, squish a fruit for me. I'm not looney and I have some proof to give to you. Hey Mr. Tangerine Man squish a fruit for me. In the jingle jangle morning I'll go lie about you. My Pillow gig is cratering and I'm in hock to my neck So I figured what the heck, my life is one big wreck. I'll yell "the vote was stolen" and I'll milk the MAGAs for what I get. Hey Mr. Tangerine Man, squish a fruit for me. I'm crack addled and I got no proof or dignity. Hey Mr. Tangerine Man, squish a fruit for me. In the jingle jangle lobby for our last selfie. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simmsy Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 1 hour ago, balki1867 said: So that's what Matt Damon's been up to lately. 1. We all know that conservatives don't have the computer knowledge to find out who that guy is, lets see if the left steps in or decides to step aside. 2. Can anyone turn that "too many lemons" meme into tangerines? We could make a fortune! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TradeTheBeal! Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 2 hours ago, Dan T. said: Heard there is a man in a truck with explosives near the U.S. Capitol. Police negotiators on the way. [Edit: Only posted in this thread on a hunch.] Trust your hunches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 Was he on his way to a strip club? Why all the singles? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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