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The Sewer That Is The GOP: With All The White Supremacists, Conspiracy Nutters, And Other Malicious Whacko Subgroups, How Does It Get Fixed?

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mistertim

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1 hour ago, LadySkinsFan said:

That video is priceless. She was flipping off those poor people who had to escort her out, just doing their jobs. And that guy was her date because she's getting a divorce. Great impression for him. Ugh!

 

She apparently went next-level Karen and said she'd be talking to the mayor. She completely bypassed normal Karen Operating Procedure and skipped talking to the manager.  :ols:

 

I can practically hear her screeching "Do you know who I am? Do you know who I am? I'm calling the mayor!" when I watch that video.

 

6 minutes ago, Fan since a Fetus said:

She’ll be a host on Newsmax shortly.

 

You misspelled PornHub.

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Larry

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1 hour ago, mistertim said:

I can practically hear her screeching "Do you know who I am? Do you know who I am? I'm calling the mayor!" when I watch that video


Remembering a scene from some "spring break" movie. Where the clever kids have framed The Evil Grownup for a DUI. The cop is leading him to the patrol car. 
 

"Do you have any idea who you're dealing with?"

 

(Officer pats his shirt pocket.). "Yes sir. Got your ID right here."

 

"I'll have you know I'm personal friends with the Governor!"

 

"He always speaks very highly of you."

 

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And I'm remembering one of those short clips they show before movies. The "turn off your cell phone/no smoking" thing. Featuring Don Rickles as a moviegoer. 
 

As the usher is walking him out:  

 

"I'm warning you!  I know Sinatra!"

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White House calls on media to ramp up scrutiny of GOP-led Biden impeachment inquiry

 

The White House sent a memo to U.S. news organizations on Tuesday, calling on media to "scrutinize House Republicans' demonstrably false claims" surrounding their impeachment inquiry into President Joe Biden.

 

"It’s time for the media to ramp up its scrutiny of House Republicans for opening an impeachment inquiry based on lies," said the memo, which was addressed to editorial leadership at media outlets. "When even House Republican members are admitting that there is simply no evidence that Joe Biden did anything wrong, much less impeachable, that should set off alarm bells for news organizations."

 

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Fan since a Fetus

Fan since a Fetus

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12 minutes ago, Califan007 The Constipated said:

 

 

Hmm...when I looked up "batter state" I only got this:

 

 

https://howtostoreelectricity.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/mobile-battery-g206d41673_1280.png


 

Dear Mr. Constipated,

 

 My god sir, that is the exact reason I never said batter state. If you are unwilling to read my posts in the future, then we will have to duel.
 

I cannot be responsible for what happens to you when we duel. A rage fills me. I climb banana trees in my dew kickers and I must at all costs slap you with a butternut squash!!! Yes, the squash does have cinnamon, so it is a relatively healthy and tasteful slap. 
 

Have a good night sir and I hope you don’t have any nightmares about squash!

 

 Sincerely,

 Mr Fetus

 

P.S. You may ponder as to why I have relegated my name to just Fetus. Because I am a master of disguise and I still want basic human rights. Good day man of the born!

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Califan007 The Constipated

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1 minute ago, Fan since a Fetus said:


 

Dear Mr. Constipated,

 

 My god sir, that is the exact reason I never said batter state. If you are unwilling to read my posts in the future, then we will have to duel.
 

I cannot be responsible for what happens to you when we duel. A rage fills me. I climb banana trees in my dew kickers and I must at all costs slap you with a butternut squash!!! Yes, the squash does have cinnamon, so it is a relatively healthy and tasteful slap. 
 

Have a good night sir and I hope you don’t have any nightmares about squash!

 

 Sincerely,

 Mr Fetus

 

P.S. You may ponder as to why I have relegated my name to just Fetus. Because I am a master of disguise and I still want basic human rights. Good day man of the born!

 

 

That read like ChatGPT after being run through a chinese translation program lol...

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GhostofSparta

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3 hours ago, The Evil Genius said:

 

So...by offering the pregnant woman a drink, Bobo's date is, according to the Pro-Life crowd, guilty of attempted murder, right? So we can count on the PL crowd to make sure that he gets arrested for attempted murder, right?

And since Bobo was vaping, that's also attempted murder, so we can count on them to turn on her for being an attempted murderer, right?

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