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Moose & Squirrel v Boris & Natasha: what's the deal with the rooskies and trumpland?

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Easy???
Using a standard 1 inch diameter hose and assuming regular New York City water pressure levels, t would take at least 15 minutes to wash his brains and blood down into the sewer where it belongs. You would have to be very careful that you didn't get any of Cohen on any rats down there, because that would be cruel. But, considering how many rats there are and the liquified state he woud be in, the chances are pretty high some poor rat is going to end up with some Cohen on him, so figure on PETA being there disrupting the work. That's tough to deal with.
And just hosing his worthless DNA down the sidewalk into the gutter would be a bare-minimum job, without the necessary scrubbing to remove embedded bone and tooth and other assorted offal from the concrete, which might also be cracked and need to be repaired.

Adjacent storefronts would need bits of him hosed off, and some poor soul is going to have to go and close that window.

 

Sounds like a good solid day's work to me. 

But, imagine the sweet sound of him screaming his undying love for Donald Trump all the way from floor 62 to the pavement..  where, ironically, that love would definitely die in a splattery mess and a satisfying "thud".

 

Easy. Pfah.

 

~Bang

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1 hour ago, Llevron said:

 

He still wouldn't lose a single supporter. 

Well, other than the obvious one...

 

~Bang!



(Edit: To illustrate how light this site has gotten on conservative voices, this post has been up for an hour and we haven't had a single comment on how his death means he would probably be voting democrat from then on out.

Slackers!)

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AsburySkinsFan

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How bad is it when the RNC itself is actively serving to attack a former FBI Director in the same pathetic juvenile manner as Trump might? At this point there is no doubt in my mind that more than a few Repubs are actively complicit in A. the Russian meddling B. the active cover up and conspiracy.

 

Want to know why Sessions recused? He was smart enough.

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20 minutes ago, AsburySkinsFan said:

How bad is it when the RNC itself is actively serving to attack a former FBI Director in the same pathetic juvenile manner as Trump might? 

 

Thats cause it works and he is the literal leader of the party now. This is the platform. They are all done and they know it. But the few who cant let it go are going to play by the new rules as well as they can until they literally cant anymore.  

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56 minutes ago, AsburySkinsFan said:

How bad is it when the RNC itself is actively serving to attack a former FBI Director in the same pathetic juvenile manner as Trump might? At this point there is no doubt in my mind that more than a few Repubs are actively complicit in A. the Russian meddling B. the active cover up and conspiracy.

 

Want to know why Sessions recused? He was smart enough.

 

It just goes to prove what I believe...Trump absolutely has a super power. His super power is that anything he touches immediately becomes dumber. He has an uncanny knack for bringing everyone he works with right down into the mud with him and convincing them to go along with it and even carry his mud for him. Now you have the RNC itself stooping to using his schoolyard grade school name calling tactics to discredit a former FBI director (and lifelong Republican).

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1 hour ago, AsburySkinsFan said:

 

 

Lyin' was already taken, you can't recycle dumbass nicknames.  Someone get the RNC a ****ing thesaurus.  

 

Anyways, the obvious one is Crooked Comey because alliteration.  Way to **** up that fastball down the middle, RNC. 

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2 minutes ago, Llevron said:

I feel like if they find what they were looking for they wont need to interview him. 

The interview would end up with Trump commiting perjury though. There's no way he could only tell the truth for an extended period of time.

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