TheMalcolmConnection Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Has to be the lamest list I've ever seen. This is totally objective. Could have been written by a Chiefs fans and I would think it's lame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlinginSammy HOF '63 Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 A franchise so devoid of history they have to retire a symbolic number of their fanbase. Maybe they could even retire the number of their trophies: ................................. 0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LD0506 Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 I've flushed more intelligent prose than that................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonesbr549 Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2013/01/one-thousand-reasons-to-hate-the-redskins.htmlMy brother n law sends me this on fb he's a big seahawks fan even runs seahawks. net. I'm a redskins fan thru and thru and want nothing more to beat down the seahawks HTTR for life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tacoma Redskin Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Seahawks fans are cool when they are floundering. As soon as they do a little something they go into dick mode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjunkies Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 http://mickelyantz.com/HawksWebPics/HawksBannerC.jpgA franchise so devoid of history they have to retire a symbolic number of their fanbase. Maybe they could even retire the number of their trophies: ................................. 0 That 2010 team was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thirtyfive2seven Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 2. Redskins fans are AWFUL. Even in a sport where every fan base is a mass of irrational homers, Redskins fans stand out as irrepressible boors incapable of reason. Don’t believe me? Follow our own Unsilent Majority or SB Nation’s Chris Mottram during a ‘Skins game: they transform from lucid and intelligent adults into *****-fighting children for three hours. And they’re the good fans. Read more: http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2013/01/one-thousand-reasons-to-hate-the-redskins.html#ixzz2GxjLKKyr I can agree with this one. Everything else is stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CapsSkins Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 I'm sick of people using the name against us. You can always remind them that the team was originally called the Boston Braves. They changed the name to the Boston Redskins in 1933 to HONOR their coach William "Lone Star" Dietz, who was of Sioux descent. It's meant to honor Native Americans, not disparage them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCav06 Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 I wouldn't get too offended. Kissing Suzy Kolber generally makes fun of all the teams regardless of success. It's the equivalent of Deadspin's "Why your team sucks." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlinginSammy HOF '63 Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 You can always remind them that the team was originally called the Boston Braves. They changed the name to the Boston Redskins in 1933 to HONOR their coach William "Lone Star" Dietz, who was of Sioux descent. It's meant to honor Native Americans, not disparage them. I wouldn't teach them anything with history as it confuses them. There are only two relevant dates in Seattle history. 1971 when Starbuck's opened and 1991 when Nirvana went big. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CapsSkins Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 I wouldn't teach them anything with history as it confuses them. There are only two relevant dates in Seattle history. 1971 when Starbuck's opened and 1991 when Nirvana went big. I never really cared for Nirvana. Dave Grohl once attended my high school though. Edit: I'll admit Starbucks kills it. As for Seahawks fans, they are some of the most arrogant ****y fans in the NFL it seems like. Who knew! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRobi21 Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Nirvana sucks. Jimi is from Seattle though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zCommander Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 I wouldn't teach them anything with history as it confuses them. There are only two relevant dates in Seattle history. 1971 when Starbuck's opened and 1991 when Nirvana went big. Let's not forget about Microsoft and who owns the hawks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighOnHendrix Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Nirvana sucks.Jimi is from Seattle though. See, now this is why I like you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bih Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 how about seahawks fans saying how Zorn will return to Seattle to be their great HC or some damn thing! it was after the 6-2 start, all they talked about is how they will get Zorn back to be their HC and lead them to greatness....now they are laughing at it! And whats there to see in Seattle, other than rain, coffee houses and a memorial to Nirvana? you can make this about every team in league... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 KissingSuzyKolber has some funny stuff, but nothing as funny as the SexyRexy "F*** it, I'm going Deep" bit. This one was pretty lame, though the Snyder picks and the cracks on Shanny and Zorn were mildly entertaining. ---------- Post added January-3rd-2013 at 10:43 PM ---------- See, now this is why I like you. STBoneCrusher has superb taste in music! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BleedBNG Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 18. FedEx Field Well, we sure hope it's a good reason to hate us after this Sunday :evilg: All they do is talk about how the NFC East is the weakest division in football... I keep thinking of them as still in the AFC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PLZW1N Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 If you put Seahawks fans and Ravens fans in a room I wonder which would cry first in an argument? Always complaining about not being relevant or being good enough to win it all but never producing. Things that keep you up at night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinFaninOKC Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Reasons to hate Seattle.... 1. SuperSon....sorry wrong team. 2. Nirvana isn't THAT good. 3. Rain. 4. Overpriced Space Needle food 5. Lack Swass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trimee Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 The first ****ing page of a google search would prove that the name was not even given by whites to Amerindians. It was a translation of a self-appellation. Also I have yet to see strong evidence that the word has EVER been equivalent to the n-word or even derogatory names for Scandinavians like "squareheads."---------- Post added January-3rd-2013 at 05:37 PM ---------- Ultimately, I ain't seen a group that self-flagellates and self-hates like white people. The politically correct term is Caucasian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandymac27 Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 TWENTY GREAT REASONS TO HATE THE SEAHAWKS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWFLSkins Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 TWENTY GREAT REASONS TO HATE THE SEAHAWKS I only need one and none of these are close. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doghouse4x4 Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/085/977/HATERS.jpg Truth. I ain't gonna lie, I lol'd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MassSkinsFan Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 In the wise words of Silky Johnson, the patron saint of hating."I hate you. I hate you. I don't even know you, and I hate your guts. I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and nobody else but you." What about Corky St. Clair? "Well, then, I just HATE you... and I hate your... ass... FACE! " I'm all for a good ribbing, but this was lame. None of it made me laugh. Not one bit. Probably because with the exception of the RGIII braids mention, it was all dated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuzzy Dunlop Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 List was awful, they could have atleast tried to be funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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