China Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 Mystery over 1975 ****tail chart A chart produced in 1974 by the US Forest Service on how to construct ****tails has bizarrely ended up in the US National Archives, leaving the internet scratching its head as to its purpose within such an organisation. Click on the link for more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 California Roadkill Observation System And, in case you're interested, there's also a Photo Gallery 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 NSFW There’s Apparently A Japanese Game Show Where Contestants Get Hand Jobs Whilst Singing Karaoke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve09ru Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 I don't know what's worse: having the name 'Asshole' on your bill or having to use Comcast services for 4 straight years (even if free) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 30 days in the hole.... (CNSNews.com) – A rural Oregon man was sentenced Wednesday to 30 days in jail and over $1,500 in fines because he had three reservoirs on his property to collect and use rainwater. http://cnsnews.com/news/article/oregon-man-sentenced-30-days-jail-collecting-rainwater-his-property Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 73-year-old man punches bear in face SACRAMENTO, Calif. - A California man came face-to-face with a bear and instead of running, fought back. Carl Moore, 73, says he punched the bear to keep the animal from attacking his small dog. "I ain't run from nothing, I have never in my whole life and I ain't going to start now", he said. Moore says he went to check on his dog, Lacy, and found her whimpering, as the bear was inching closer. He says he tried to scare the bear away, but when it didn't leave, he punched it in the face. "The man or beast that I run from ain't been born, and his momma's already dead," he said. Click on the link for the full article 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malapropismic Depository Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 (edited) tree huggers. More like tree humpers... I think the tree is thinking "I just needed to be held..... " Making fun of trees, is a knock on wood Edited May 4, 2015 by Malapropismic Depository Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 Making fun of trees, is a knock on wood I agree, a serious one. Don't do dat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bliz Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-aide-harris-accused-rogue-police-force-20150505-story.html An aide to state Atty. Gen. Kamala D. Harris and two others are accused of operating a rogue police force that claimed to exist for more than 3,000 years and have jurisdiction in 33 states and Mexico, authorities said Tuesday. Kiel, 31, has worked as the deputy director of community affairs at the California Department of Justice. An office spokesman declined to comment on the criminal investigation but said Kiel is on administrative leave. Suspicions about the Masonic Fraternal Police Department -- whose members trace their origins to the Knights Templar -- were aroused when various police chiefs in Southern California received a letter in late January that announced new leadership for the group, sheriff’s officials said. After the letters were mailed, a man claiming to be Kiel and describing himself as the police force’s “chief deputy director” called various law enforcement agencies to schedule in-person meetings, sheriff’s officials said. Sheriff’s Capt. Roosevelt Johnson, who heads the department’s Santa Clarita Valley station, met with members of the group and became wary after they could not provide rudimentary information about the group’s aims, the officials said. pro tip: when running a secret police force, don't alert the real cops to your existence. AND...don't put your name and picture on the internet. http://masonicfraternalpolicedepartment.org/ Plenty of gold on that site too: The Masonic Fraternal Organization is the oldest and most respected organization in the “World.” Grand Masters around the various states are facing serious safety concerns for their Jurisdictions and their family members. The first Police Department was created by the "Knights Templar's" back in 1100 B.C. 1 - Why is the word world in quotation marks? 2 - I'm pretty sure the Knights Templar were not around in 1100 B.C. Seeing as how they were a Christian order and all... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Reading to children at bedtime: ABC questions value of time-honoured practice THE ABC has questioned whether parents should read to their children before bedtime, claiming it could give your kids an “unfair advantage” over less fortunate children. ... “Evidence shows that the difference between those who get bedtime stories and those who don’t — the difference in their life chances — is bigger than the difference between those who get elite private schooling and those that don’t,” British academic Adam Swift told ABC presenter Joe Gelonesi. Gelonesi responded online: “This devilish twist of evidence surely leads to a further conclusion that perhaps — in the interests of levelling the playing field — bedtime stories should also be restricted.” Contacted by The Daily Telegraph, Gelonesi said the bedtime stories angle was highlighted by the ABC “as a way of getting attention”. Asked if it might be just as easy to level the playing field by encouraging other parents to read bedtime stories, Gelonesi said: “We didn’t discuss that.” Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Teeth-pulling rape trial continues Philip Hansen pulled out a tooth from a fourth woman during a sexual encounter in his car, telling her he had trained in dentistry and had done her a favour, a court was told on Thursday. ... A third woman gave evidence earlier said she was not allowed to wear her false teeth in the house with him. Sometimes he would take them out for her. She said she had also met Hansen on an internet dating sight and he had been happy she already had false teeth, telling her she looked better without them and was beautiful. He had asked her if she had false teeth and when she admitted she did, he told her he liked "gummy women." Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Texas woman who allegedly sexually assaulted husband’s friend won't be indicted Megan Rae Davis, a 31-year-old Round Rock woman, won't be indicted for attempting to sexually assault her husband's friend in October 2014, according to Williamson County court records. Prosecutors filed a motion to dismiss the case after a Williamson County grand jury "no billed" the case, The Smoking Gun reported. Davis, also know as Megan Hoelting, had admitted to police that she entered the unidentified man's home and wrapped her legs around him while he slept in bed, the Austin American-Statesman reported in October. The 31-year-old refused to leave the man's house after he woke up to her trying to perform a sexual act on him and told her to leave, according to the American-Statesman. Davis was nude save a pair of panties, the newspaper reported. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 (edited) Televangelist warns men who masturbate: Your hands will be pregnant in the afterlife A Muslim televangelist has advised male followers to stop masturbating — because it will leave their hands pregnant in the afterlife. Turkish preacher Mücahid Cihad Han told viewers that masturbation was forbidden in Islam. “One hadith states that those who have sexual intercourse with their hands will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife, complaining against them to God over its rights,” he said during his program on private television station 2000 TV, according to The Hurriyet Daily News. Click on the link for the full article Edited May 27, 2015 by China Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Woman Faces Bribery Charge For Lick Offer MAY 26--A Louisiana woman is facing a public bribery charge after allegedly making an indecent proposal to the cop who arrested her for pummeling her live-in boyfriend, according to court records. Diane Thomas, 52, was busted earlier this month for punching her beau in the face “multiple times” and scratching him with her fingernails during a confrontation in the couple’s Monroe home. When Thomas was read her Miranda rights by a Monroe Police Department officer, she stated that her boyfriend was a “****,” adding that he “got in her face so she beat his ass,” according to a May 16 probable cause affidavit. After Thomas was handcuffed, she told Corporal Chris Ballard that she could not go to jail since she “has a good job.” At that point, Thomas allegedly made Ballard an offer he would refuse. "If you won't take me to jail I will get on my knees right now," she reportedly declared. "Officer I will even lick your butt hole." Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tshile Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/06/02/pennsylvania-man-fake-dui-checkpoint_n_7494486.html?ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000021 SOMERSET, Pa. (AP) — Police say a man who set up a drunken-driving checkpoint complete with road flares while pretending to be a Pennsylvania state trooper was drunk. Troopers say 19-year-old Logan Shaulis, of Somerset, parked his vehicle diagonally across state Route 601 and set up road flares at about 4 a.m. Saturday. ... wat why would you do that... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExoDus84 Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/06/02/pennsylvania-man-fake-dui-checkpoint_n_7494486.html?ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000021 wat why would you do that... Yeah, that's a little intense. Back in the day, my friends and I would block off a residential street with cones, sit back and watch the confusion from afar. That was a good time. We didn't do it on high traffic areas and no flares were used, however. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 (edited) http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/06/02/pennsylvania-man-fake-dui-checkpoint_n_7494486.html?ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000021 wat why would you do that... Have you ever seen The Bad Lieutenant? This scene may be what he had in mind. Warning: NSFW Edited June 4, 2015 by China Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tshile Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Yeah, that's a little intense. Back in the day, my friends and I would block off a residential street with cones, sit back and watch the confusion from afar. That was a good time. We didn't do it on high traffic areas and no flares were used, however. Oh my god, I definitely did that a whole bunch. Just on small back roads. Move police barriers and such. It was good fun But this is way over the top. Have you ever seen The Bad Lieutenant? This scene may be what he had in mind. hah.. no but thank you for that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 (edited) http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2015/6/4/8732793/broncos-fart-tax-von-miller-flatulence-gassers-toots-air-biscuits Broncos institute a Fart Tax.. Von Miller pays. I'd post some of the article, but it's mostly tweets. .. er.. so to speak. ~Bang Edited June 5, 2015 by Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/251034/man-twerks-to-hall-oates-on-top-of-cop-car-because-of-vampires/ Man twerks to Hall & Oates on top of cop car because of vampires Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 California high school teacher assigned students to take selfies with parents' sex toys: report Was he offering extra credit or doing a little research? Parents are livid that a geometry teacher at a California school district assigned his high school class a graphic assignment. The students were told if they look through their parents' rooms and took selfies with their sex toys they would receive extra credit, reports CBS Los Angeles. Apparently one student accomplished the task. "(The teacher) used that as an example of what it should look like for the other students," Kimberly Cobene, whose daughter is in the class at Encinal High School in Alameda, told the station. Cobene and another mother Evangeline Garcia told the station they heard about the assignment from an after school counselor. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 I see your sex toy selfies and raise ya a sex store field trip..... http://www.startribune.com/school-s-sex-store-field-trip-brings-calls-for-new-leader/306215651/ Parents of students at a small Minneapolis private school are demanding the director resign after she led a field trip to a shop that sells sex toys and adult novelties. “We are not happy with what happened,” said Steve Strawmatt, who has already removed his 10-year-old son from the school. Strawmatt issued a statement on behalf of about nine sets of parents of kids at Gaia Democratic School who are outraged that director Starri Hedges took about a dozen middle- and high-school-age students to the Smitten Kitten late last week as part of a sex education course. Meanwhile, parent Lynn Floyd filed a complaint with Minneapolis police accusing Hedges of exposing children to pornographic material. The police report recommends further investigation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Police: Witnesses to lewd act tip over porta-potty to trap man inside PORTLAND, OR (KPTV) - A porta-potty was tipped over. There was a man trapped inside. And police said witnesses did it on purpose because the man was touching himself while holding the door open. It was not your everyday call for assistance at the foot of the Hawthorne Bridge on Thursday morning. An officer was flagged down about a man trapped in a portable toilet near the Eastbank Esplanade at 8 a.m. The Honey Bucket's door was against the ground, so Portland Fire & Rescue personnel responded to lift it back up and free the man who was inside. The 48-year-old homeless man was not injured, according to police, but he was covered in "fecal matter" and waste from the tank of the porta-potty. An anonymous homeless person approached the crews at the scene and said the man had been in the porta-potty with his pants around his ankles, "pleasuring himself" as he held the door open. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 ONTARIO (CBSLA.com) — Police are on the hunt for a woman they say pepper sprayed customers and employees inside a fast-food restaurant in Ontario. A drive-thru customer allegedly upset about her burrito order is accused of walking into the Del Taco located on Mountain Avenue and G Street and going on the attack. Rose Keith wore sunglasses during her interview with CBS2/KCAL9 because she says her eyes were on still on fire hours after being sprayed in the eyes. “It was horrifying. It was terrible,” she said. “She sprayed my face and I turned around and I couldn’t see afterwards.” Keith says she noticed the pepper spray suspect making a scene about her burrito and throwing a basket of condiments at employees. “She threw it at them. She was upset. The manager came out and said, ‘You can’t be doing that. You need to leave.’ The lady had a pen and she threw at her,” Keith said. Del Taco is working with police and would not release any surveillance video. http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2015/06/08/police-searching-for-woman-accused-of-pepper-spraying-del-taco-employees-customers-over-burrito-order/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Man breaks his penis after falling off of Chinese taxi motorbike while watching pornography on his phone as he sat behind the driver… and another passenger A man is suing a taxi motorcycle rider in Shanghai after he broke his penis by falling off the back of the bike - which watching pornography on his phone. The man had been on the back of the motorcycle in Shanghai with another customer and the driver in front of him when they went over a speed bump. He had been watching pornography on his phone at the time and was unable to keep balance so fell off the back of the vehicle. And when he fell, it's believed that he damaged the tissue around his penis and has suffered erectile dysfunction, reports The Shanghiist. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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