China Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Doctors remove flashlight-like object from Guangzhou man's anus A man in Guangzhou has refused to tell doctors how a 25-centimeter-long plastic cylinder was inserted into his anus after recently undergoing a complicated operation to remove the thing. The foreign object was so deeply lodged into the man's rectum that doctors at the First Affiliated Hospital of Guangzhou's University of Chinese Medicine had to remove it by cutting into his abdomen, Guangzhou Daily reported. The flashlight-shaped object with a two-centimeter diameter was extracted after a two-hour long operation. The patient, surnamed Cai, did not disclose why the thing was up there in the first place. "He is in stable condition and will remain in observation for two days to monitor for intestinal bleeding," Sun Feng, one of the doctors at the hospital, said in the report. Sun added that in his entire 10-year career, he has only seen two such cases. The last one involved a chef who had a large cucumber stuck in his anus. The family of the patient, surnamed Cai, said that the plastic object may have been shoved up there during an argument at a KTV bar. Cai has remained tight-lipped on the subject. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcsluggo Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Doctors remove flashlight-like object from Guangzhou man's anus A man in Guangzhou has refused to tell doctors how a 25-centimeter-long plastic cylinder was inserted into his anus after recently undergoing a complicated operation to remove the thing........ ....... "He is in stable condition and will remain in observation for two days to monitor for intestinal bleeding," Sun Feng, one of the doctors at the hospital, said in the report. Sun added that in his entire 10-year career, he has only seen two such cases. The last one involved a chef who had a large cucumber stuck in his anus. The family of the patient, surnamed Cai, said that the plastic object may have been shoved up there during an argument at a KTV bar. Cai has remained tight-lipped on the subject. the tightness of his lips wasn't at issue..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 The Ultimate Sex Toy For Foot Worshippers—NSFW The Vajankle has arrived. A disturbing union of vagina and a latex foot that must be the answer to every foot fetishists wet dream. We thought we’d seen it all in terms of kinky sex toys. After the anal ring toss and the bunny hood, where could it go next? Well step in (see what we did there) Sin Boutique, with the introduction of the scarily lifelike, Vajankle. Click on the link for the full article (NSFW images at the link) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 Bacon Receptacle (wild hog) hitches ride on kayak. http://www.chron.com/hunting-fishing/article/Small-hog-hitches-ride-on-kayak-on-Texas-river-6451170.php Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 (edited) Japanese Restaurant Selling Poo-Flavored Curry If there ever was a restaurant destined to get crappy reviews, its Curry Shop Shimizu. The Tokyo-based eatery opened earlier this month with the house specialty being "poo-flavored curry." To be fair, the dish doesn't contain any actual poop, just natural ingredients like green tea, bitter gourd and cocoa powder that, when combined, looks and tastes similar to human defecation, OddityCentral.com reports. To enhance the illusion, the caca curry is served in a porcelain bowl meant to resemble a bedpan -- bottoms up! Bon apetit The poo-flavored curry is the brainchild of executive chef Ken Shimizu, who designed the defecation dish to remind people of his other line of work: As a male porn actor who has eaten feces in some of his filmsSo , according to Kotaku.com. None of the Japanese publications reporting on the poo curry have actually said if it tastes like, er, crap. But even if the food is better than it looks, sounds or smells, Curry Shop Shimizu will have an uphill battle convincing consumers to have a bite of bile. The restaurant's own market research suggests that 85 percent of people would never go, based on the description of the food, according to RocketNews24.com. Click on the link for the full article Edited August 24, 2015 by China Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 I'm not sure how to follow that. Butt..I mean but..some funny laws still on the books. https://www.yahoo.com/travel/the-weirdest-law-in-every-state-in-america-127268932767.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 No Liquid Allowed in Carry On, Woman Drinks Entire Bottle of Cognac at Beijing Airport Security We’ve all been stopped at airport security with a forgotten bottle of water, which we can either toss away or drink quickly in front of airport security. But what happens if that liquid is not water, but an entire bottle of European cognac? For airline passenger Miss Zhao, there was only one solution: slam it back at once. Zhao was transferring to a Wenzhou flight at Beijing Airport at noon on August 21 when she was stopped at airport security. A worker told the woman in her forties that she was not able to bring the imported cognac through the security checkpoint in her carry-on. As it was too late to transfer the cognac to her checked-in luggage, Zhao did what any responsible person that hates wasting food would do: she sat down in a corner and drank the entire bottle of cognac herself. That created a new security problem though, and it had to do with the bottle of cognac that was now inside her. Zhao started acting wildly and yelling incoherently. Due to her massive inebriation, when Zhao fell to the floor, that’s where she stayed. When police arrived at the scene, they decided not to let her board her flight out of concern that she had become a security risk to others and herself as Zhao was travelling alone. Zhao was taken to a convalescence room and was checked out by a doctor. It wasn’t until 7pm when she sobered up and realized what she had done. Zhao was eventually released by police to her family who had come to Beijing Airport to escort her home. Click on the link for the full story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 She should have invited some folks to join her for a drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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steve09ru Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Parents Sue School, Claim Wi-Fi Makes Son Sickhttps://www.yahoo.com/parenting/parents-sue-school-claim-wi-fi-makes-son-sick-127644771007.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Woman says estranged husband's twisted sex demands gave her PTSD The top administrator for the Nassau County District Attorney’s Office is a twisted fetishist who wore a chastity belt to work and diapers and a horse tail during sexual foreplay, according to court papers obtained by The Post. ... “Husband wore an anal plug with a horse tail and pretended to be a horse by galloping around the marital residence,” the filing says. At other times, Stein pretended to be a cat who “used [a] litter box and cleaned himself” and wanted Mundy to walk him on a leash, the papers say. Stein, a former appointee to the county Board of Elections, also acted like a baby who needed to be fed and diapered, the papers say. Mundy said he even took his perversions to work. “Husband showed wife that he was wearing a male chastity belt with locks under his clothing to wear to work at the Nassau County DA’s Office,’’ the papers say. “Husband told wife that he received sexual gratification from wearing this device at work.” It was plastic so he could pass through the metal detectors at the Mineola courthouse where the office is located, the papers say. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Chinese Restaurant Serves Beers With Live Rats On Them ... However, an unidentified restaurant in China has upped the animal cruelty level against rats to a new level. In a horrifyingly weird video released today, two men are seen having lunch at the restaurant where they order beers. The two cold brews are each served with a rat attached, its arms and legs tied with wire to the bottle in the shape of an X. Both rats are still alive as demonstrated when they are repeatedly poked at with chopsticks. One of the animals fights back and attempts to bite the chopsticks, while the other hangs there nearly motionless. Once the two bottles are placed next to each other, the livelier of the two begins to chew on his compatriot’s nose. While the video does not show the grisly end, the idea is that the rats will attack until one mortally wounds the other. Then the two bottles are clashed together and the ‘loser,’ whose rat dies first, has to pay for the meal. The restaurant owner feels that this activity ensures a higher quality establishment, free of pests, but also provides added benefits to the customers whose bodies more efficiently process their meals after engaging in the slaughter. While there is some medical evidence to suggest bodies process food more efficiently during a period of ‘fight or flight,’ there are less cruel and more ethical ways of achieving such a high. More at link, including video of the tortured rats 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve09ru Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 what the hell?? ^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 (edited) EDIT: Wrong Thread... Edited September 21, 2015 by Kosher Ham Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Damn, wrong thread with that above post. Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Damn, wrong thread with that above post. Sorry.Unliked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Unliked. haha, moved it to the right thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 Trans woman upset over TSA scanners flagging body 'anomaly' A transgender woman brought thousands of social media followers into her embarrassing experience navigating security at Orlando International Airport — a problem occasionally faced by traveling trans men and women. TSA agents flagged Shadi Petosky as she rushed to her flight to Minneapolis Monday night due to an “anomaly” that appeared in her full-body scan calibrated for a woman. “That’s my penis,” she bluntly told a male TSA agent, explaining that she was transgender. The awkward conversation brought Petosky to tears as additional agents questioned her gender and pulled her aside for a 40-minute pat-down, inspection and explosive material scare that resulted in a missed flight to Minneapolis. Click on the link for the full article 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 (edited) REDDING (CBS13) — There is a growing, underground movement of people who believe California’s drought is part of a government conspiracy instead of a naturally occurring event from a lack of rain during the last four years. The movement’s leader, Dane Wigington, says he’s putting his life on the line to reveal a truth that will shake society to its core. From the outside, it’s clear the hundreds showing up beat to a different drum. But stepping inside a packed Redding auditorium is like walking into another world. Outlandish ideas like weather warfare and climate engineering—in other words, weather control—are accepted as basic fact. . . “The list of corroborating material we have is immense, including lab tests that prove the same elements named in geoengineering patents—aluminum, barium, and other heavy metals are raining down on us in massive quantities,” he said. If you’re skeptical, this won’t help—he claims the spraying is happening off the coast of California comes with an incredibly serious side effect. The heavy metal particles are blocking rainfall, effectively steering California’s somewhere else. In other words, climate engineering, they say, is to blame for the harshest recorded drought in California’s history. “Nobody has a right to do this. Nobody has a right to play God with the weather,” he said. REPORTER: You’re talking about weather control. WIGINGTON: Yes, we are. http://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2015/09/22/growing-number-believe-californias-drought-is-a-government-conspiracy/ the kicker Kyaw Tha Paw U is a UC Davis professor of atmospheric science and biometeorology with degrees from MIT and Yale. “I would find it more likely—I’m not saying it’s actually happening—but it’s more likely there are extraterrestrial visits to the Earth (laughs) than this kind of thing happening,” he said. “I don’t know anyone in my field who believes that.” add “Talk is cheap for those who haven’t investigated. I didn’t want to believe this either,” he said. His background is in solar power, but he started investigating on his own about a decade ago after becoming suspicious. that something was partially blocking the sun’s energy from reaching his solar home. He decided to go public. “I can’t not do this. It’s the last thing I ever wanted to do. I’m not a political person, I’m not an activist, I’m simply a father that wants his children to have a future,” he said. His group is gaining more attention. More than 1,000 people showed up in Redding from across the country. The panel included a former California Fish and Game biologist, a former U.S. Forest Service biologist and a U.S. Navy veteran. Edited September 23, 2015 by twa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 ‘Ginger extremist’ convicted in royal death plot so Prince Harry can be king LONDON A British court on Tuesday convicted a man dubbed a "ginger extremist" of plotting a chemical attack and planning to kill Prince Charles to pave the way for ginger-haired Prince Harry to become king. ... The court heard that Colborne felt he was "marginalized" as a white, ginger-haired man. Click on the link for the full article What a ginger extremist may look like 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 Kansas man steals combine, sparks slow-speed chase KANSAS CITY • John Roth figures it was a bullet to the oil filter that killed his old Case IH combine and brought a slow-speed police chase to an otherwise peaceful end. Officers fired 18 rounds into the farm implement, which was stolen Tuesday night from a cornfield east of Ellinwood in central Kansas. But not before the combine rammed two patrol cars, hit a parked pickup and damaged power poles as it attempted to elude officers at speeds approaching 20 mph. What a combine that's been in a slow speed chase may look like Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Police apologise for using sirens to settle argument over whether they go 'nee-naw' or 'woo-woo' In a Facebook post on Thursday, North Swindon Police said they apologised to any locals "who may have been disturbed by our sirens yesterday morning. Their officers were involved in “a very important debate” with the Junior Infants “about whether they go nee-nah or woo-woo.” Click on the link for the full article 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Congressman swiped pope's water glass http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/255014-congressman-swiped-popes-water-glass Greg Nash Rep. Robert Brady (D-Pa.) scored a souvenir from Pope Francis’s congressional address on Thursday. During the commotion following the pontiff’s remarks, the Pennsylvania lawmaker sneaked up to the lectern and swiped the pope’s water glass. “Anything the pope touches becomes blessed,” Brady told The Washington Post. “I think so and no one is going to change my mind.” Brady took the half-full glass back to his office, where he, his wife, and two staffers took turns taking sips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 (edited) CENTER LINE, Mich. (AP) — A man with an apparent case of arachnophobia caused a fire at a suburban Detroit gas pump by putting a lighter to what he says was a spider near his fuel door. WJBK-TV reports (http://bit.ly/1Fqtbo5 ) Saturday that he escaped injury and his vehicle suffered little damage, but the gas pump was destroyed. A clerk shut off the pump from indoors and called the fire department. The motorist can be heard on the surveillance video at the Center Line station asking: "Is that a spider in there?" The video then shows flames erupting along the car's side, the pump and the pavement. The man darts to safety and later uses a fire extinguisher to put out the flames. A spider is not seen. The clerk says he apologized the next day. http://bigstory.ap.org/article/d318237a25d846148baf5b35b71d48af/motorist-sets-lighter-spider-gas-station-burns-pump link in article has pics and video Edited September 27, 2015 by twa 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.T.real,lights,out Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 Not an article but found this to be funny....Pho may like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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