Califan007 The Constipated Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 Or like pancakes ... Many superlatives have been used to describe the enormous talent of rookie Washington Redskins quarterback Robert Griffin III. On Monday, wide receiver Josh Morgan offered perhaps the most unique.Toilet paper. That's right, Griffin makes one of his prized targets think of squeezing the Charmin. "His ball is like toilet paper," Morgan said, cupping his hands and looking up in the sky. "Remember 'Little Giants'? The ball gets there so soft. It's like catching a stack of pancakes. Effortless." http://sports.yahoo.com/news/nfl--there-s-a-softness-to-robert-griffin-iii-that-redskins-actually-like-.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BornToHail Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 Hopefully, he'll have the time to launch a few of those pancakes down the field! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califan007 The Constipated Posted August 8, 2012 Author Share Posted August 8, 2012 Hopefully, he'll have the time to launch a few of those pancakes down the field! His new nickname is gonna be "IHOP" lol... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfootballer Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 I thought the toilet paper was from Necessary Roughness? Featherstone? Stone hands? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#BgMase76# Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 I thought the toilet paper was from Necessary Roughness? Featherstone? Stone hands? No it was "Little Giants", remember the kid had even tried stick'emon his hands and they got stuck to his jersey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HBnotBlades Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 It's quotes like this that make me think the players have a pool going to see who can get the most absurd line in the newspaper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrecker Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 Please don't squeeze the Griffin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califan007 The Constipated Posted August 8, 2012 Author Share Posted August 8, 2012 No it was "Little Giants", remember the kid had even tried stick'emon his hands and they got stuck to his jersey. Speaking of which...have you seen the actress who played Becky from "Little Giants" lately?...Hubba hubba lol (and yes, I feel icky saying that) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No_Pressure Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 I think I just found a quote for my forum sig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
repo_4 Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 I saw "ball is like toilet paper" and thought :paranoid:. Reading the OP post clarified it though. :whew: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califan007 The Constipated Posted August 8, 2012 Author Share Posted August 8, 2012 By the way...has anyone actually tried to catch a stack of pancakes? lol....It ain't easy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWFLSkins Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 Please don't squeeze the Griffin. Photoshop must have....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hubbs Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 "It's like catching a stack of pancakes" is my favorite thing I've read in a long while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuriousD Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 Hopefully plenty of opponents get "pancaked" this year! :pfft: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRobi21 Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 If Robert can be anything like Jr. Floyd. Were gonna be just fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfootballer Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 Speaking of which...have you seen the actress who played Becky from "Little Giants" lately?...Hubba hubba lol (and yes, I feel icky saying that) You're welcome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander PK Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 This has all kinds of photoshop win potential. Get to it experts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califan007 The Constipated Posted August 8, 2012 Author Share Posted August 8, 2012 You're welcomehttp://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2008_Poison_Ivy__The_Secret_Society/Thumb/008PSS_Shawna_Waldron_020.jpghttp://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2008_Poison_Ivy__The_Secret_Society/Thumb/008PSS_Shawna_Waldron_016.jpghttp://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2008_Poison_Ivy__The_Secret_Society/Thumb/008PSS_Shawna_Waldron_009.jpg Too small lol... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistertim Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 By the way...has anyone actually tried to catch a stack of pancakes? lol....It ain't easy! I was thinking about that as well. Where on earth did Morgan get that comparison? Its just completely random. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#BgMase76# Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 No, what's she doing? Don't worry, that movie came out in the 90's. Apparently, that's considered classic now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praise_gibbs Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 Griffins International House of Pancakes aka FedEx Field Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Tater Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 By the way...has anyone actually tried to catch a stack of pancakes? lol....It ain't easy! Did you use syrup? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tibbidoe Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 His new nickname is gonna be "IHOP" lol... How about RGFoP? Robert Griffin's Field of Pancakes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LetThePointsSoar Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 It's quotes like this that make me think the players have a pool going to see who can get the most absurd line in the newspaper. Ha, fair point. Could be true, who knows? All I'm wondering is, how did we almost get to full two pages on this thread without a rabbit wearing a pancake? I'm on my phone, otherwise I'd have done the honors... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedskinsInFebruary Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Josh grew up in a big family where they had to toss the pancakes across the table to each other. (Just made that up....):pfft: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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